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Quote from: krapsna
I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"


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espresso on: December 09, 2010, 08:13:27 PM
...what do you do at the exact moment when your soul pushes away from the shore?
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: espresso Reply #1 on: December 10, 2010, 03:05:46 AM
Ok, it's Z's forum; I'm gonna lay back and not give a fuck ...
Good to see you again, "R" ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: espresso Reply #2 on: December 10, 2010, 08:48:22 AM
For the record, I *am* trying to sell him something...
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: espresso Reply #3 on: December 10, 2010, 09:23:51 AM
Work me, baby. Work me...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: espresso Reply #4 on: December 10, 2010, 10:50:57 AM
Nothing adds insult to injury like knowing you paid to get the clap.



Re: espresso Reply #5 on: December 10, 2010, 01:10:15 PM
*Luna sharpens Zoomie's razor blade with her cuntstrap*
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: espresso Reply #6 on: December 10, 2010, 05:02:49 PM
Ok, it's Z's forum; I'm gonna lay back and not give a fuck ...
Good to see you again, "R" ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: espresso Reply #7 on: December 10, 2010, 06:07:22 PM
Note to lurkers; A cuntstrap is the result of an extreme gonorrhea infection of an elongated labia.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: espresso Reply #8 on: December 11, 2010, 02:13:18 PM
*takes notes while still not giving a fuck*
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: espresso Reply #9 on: August 29, 2011, 04:21:20 AM
I'll take it! ;)



Re: espresso Reply #10 on: August 29, 2011, 04:52:21 PM
The espresso or the cuntstrap(ing)?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: espresso Reply #11 on: September 04, 2011, 11:53:10 AM
It's a two for one sale...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: espresso Reply #12 on: September 06, 2011, 02:27:00 PM
Sweet!
Summer clearance sale!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: espresso Reply #13 on: September 13, 2011, 08:51:24 PM
Lily Allen,
Never Gonna Happen
It's Not Me, It's you

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: espresso Reply #14 on: September 14, 2011, 07:50:18 PM
So, as i was saying about twelve posts ago.....

.......maybe I don't have something for Sale exactly Mister Z.....


But a trade-  I'm looking for a bike, (you know the kind)

And you'd like to acquire ____________?

Maybe we can bargain.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: espresso Reply #15 on: September 15, 2011, 01:43:42 AM
I'm looking for a bike, (you know the kind)

Village?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: espresso Reply #16 on: September 15, 2011, 03:03:57 PM
Some sort of all-terrain kick-ass bike.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: espresso Reply #17 on: September 17, 2011, 09:48:02 AM
Hahahahaha!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: espresso Reply #18 on: September 26, 2011, 09:41:39 PM
Sun Drifter CB... ladies 16" frame in fuchsia pearl...

http://www.sunbicycles.com/product_detail.php?short_code=Drifter+CB&cl1=BIKE+PATH

Do the cooter a favor and get a noseless seat at WalMart $17.00

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Schwinn-No-Pressure-Bike-Seat/9207800
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: espresso Reply #19 on: September 26, 2011, 09:52:54 PM
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: espresso Reply #20 on: September 26, 2011, 10:52:12 PM
ThanX !!!!
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: espresso Reply #21 on: September 27, 2011, 01:56:32 AM
Meh. Mountain bikes are where it's at.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: espresso Reply #22 on: September 27, 2011, 05:34:50 AM
No mountains here, few off road trails and I use it as my primary transport when I'm not working. The pedal forward cruiser design puts much less strain on the lower back, so I can ride 120+ per day.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: espresso Reply #23 on: September 27, 2011, 05:51:55 PM
I could always get one of those flexi-grip gyroscope things that Mr. Mackey invented. Dave, you know what I'm talking about right?
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: espresso Reply #24 on: September 27, 2011, 06:25:38 PM
Gain weight, roll everywhere.



Re: espresso Reply #25 on: September 28, 2011, 12:09:11 AM
Dual piston action Dave.  The harder you pump the faster you go. LOL
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: espresso Reply #26 on: September 28, 2011, 12:59:37 AM
I could always get one of those flexi-grip gyroscope things that Mr. Mackey invented. Dave, you know what I'm talking about right?

Mr. Garrison made it in the episode "The Entity" (season 5, episode 11) ...

-"Can you make one WITHOUT something sliding in and out of your ass and mouth?"
-"Why would you want to do that?"

BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: espresso Reply #27 on: October 01, 2011, 10:30:30 PM
My bad- Of Course Mr. Garrison invented THAT.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: espresso Reply #28 on: May 20, 2012, 05:39:59 AM
espresso is so fucking noms.. but i'm poor and have bad priorities.. I only drink that shit if someone else is buying.

$5 dolla for drink ima pwn in like 10 minutes? no!



Re: espresso Reply #29 on: May 20, 2012, 09:33:38 AM
bad priorities

Story of my fuckin' life. I'll happily spend endless money on bullshit like booze and herb, but I agonize over stupid things like new shoes or clothes.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.