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quotes of the whatever 2011(Read 1424 times)
quotes of the whatever 2011 on: July 26, 2011, 02:55:42 AM
Yeah we have beer and pretzels every Thursday.

... for breakfast

No breakfast is beer and cornflakes.
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Re: quotes of the whatever 2011 Reply #1 on: August 22, 2011, 12:34:56 PM
...and after you read that post smash your computer at midnight and your true love will call you within 2 hours...

Uhm, she calls me all the time (if you count texting) ..

your mom dont count
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Re: quotes of the whatever 2011 Reply #2 on: August 23, 2011, 10:07:35 AM
^5
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: quotes of the whatever 2011 Reply #3 on: November 20, 2011, 02:54:26 AM
Send me a link to Disco's FB. I still want to fuck her after all these years. She's legal now too, which is a bonus. It's about time I get back to my old bagman ways.

Of obsessing about a female but not actually doing anything about it?
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Re: quotes of the whatever 2011 Reply #4 on: December 02, 2011, 11:41:10 AM
If I tried to rob someone and they pulled out a big fuckin' dildo I'd abort the mission, so to speak.

If it were Kyle's fakock... I dunno.

i'd point and laugh. then grab my boyfriend's glock from his waistband and shoot him. i just learned how!

I imagine you doing this in a camouflage bikini, is that bad?

no, because i don't think i'd have a problem doing it in a camouflage bikini, if the situation allowed a for dress-change.

(...as i can't imagine walking around the streets of austin waiting to be mugged in nothing but a camo bikini and an armed boyfriend by my side. i'm no prostitute.)
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Re: quotes of the whatever 2011 Reply #5 on: December 02, 2011, 01:11:13 PM
Wow, been quite a while since Hip posted.
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: quotes of the whatever 2011 Reply #6 on: December 28, 2011, 01:53:06 AM
But most ofthe guysive mown have been pretty balanced, save for a few- who made me look like a vanilla wafer.

Zoomie has the shave?

I have a landing strip. jealous?

No, since yours is on your ass ...
Ghey, dude ...



Re: quotes of the whatever 2011 Reply #7 on: December 28, 2011, 02:01:23 AM
Wait. So, you & mosh.... you & Zoomie....

Which came first?
They all came simultaneously. It was glorious.



Re: quotes of the whatever 2011 Reply #8 on: December 28, 2011, 02:17:13 AM
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: quotes of the whatever 2011 Reply #9 on: December 28, 2011, 02:19:10 AM
Dammit, we needed to keep ONE THING sacred from the old A-S/L-G days (and present) ...
I feel violated; and not in that "thank you, Uncle Chester!" sort of way ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: quotes of the whatever 2011 Reply #10 on: December 28, 2011, 02:30:09 AM
Hahahahaha You know Uncle Chester really loved you. Don't yee?
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: quotes of the whatever 2011 Reply #11 on: December 28, 2011, 07:45:42 PM
He did tell me quite often!
... well, that, and he'd kill me if I told
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: quotes of the whatever 2011 Reply #12 on: December 28, 2011, 10:37:33 PM
Who else loves Tricky and wants her to post here more often?

Loves means whatever bullshit anyone wants to promote, but in this context it means exactly what it has always meant online.  Basically, sometimes maternal feelings for another person we don't really know who hates us and busts our balls at every opportunity.

Oh, I guess that's just me.

But not that other meaning where fucking like dogs is involved. EW!
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And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: quotes of the whatever 2011 Reply #13 on: December 29, 2011, 12:32:06 AM
You, sir, never cease to entertain.
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Re: quotes of the whatever 2011 Reply #14 on: December 29, 2011, 12:47:40 AM
... and confuse; mostly himself!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: quotes of the whatever 2011 Reply #15 on: December 29, 2011, 06:54:18 AM
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: quotes of the whatever 2011 Reply #16 on: June 16, 2018, 09:39:33 PM
I need to bump all of the "quote threads" ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')