Take either 3/301 or 95/495 south into PG. If you take 495, take 5 South (Branch Avenue). About two miles after the 301/5 merge, there will be a Wawa on the right. Get in the left lane and three lanes will turn left to stay on 5 to Leonardtown. About 4 miles on, you turn left again to stay on 5 to Leonardtown. Go through several towns, stay on 5, ignore the Wawa stores on the left. When you come to a Wawa on the right at an intersection out in the middle of nowhere, turn right to stay on Route 5 to Leonardtown. Go about 5 miles and turn right on Route 242, Colton's Point Road. Signs will say "St Clement's Island". Stay straight on that road until it almost ends at the Potomac. Make a left on Bayview. Go over one speed bump and take the first right driveway past the "No Outlet sign. There will be an old black Mercury next to a small red barn at the bottom of the drive.
Come in, identify yourself and have a drink.
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