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Sex Ed(Read 3272 times)
Sex Ed on: November 05, 2011, 09:33:32 PM
My kids get daily sex-Ed from watching my sisters two male cats hump each other. I was pretty worried that without any adult explaining any of that to them, my kids would form some twisted ideas about animals and animal behavior. I was worried that their teachers would be calling to inform us of disruptive behavior or something. Actually my kids explained the cats behavior to me this way:

(imagine three kids talking all at once, each saying this:)

Mom! Sarah's cats Reggie and Gilbert love each other just like uncle Brendon loves boys!
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
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Re: Sex Ed Reply #1 on: November 06, 2011, 12:06:00 PM
Hahahahahahaha

Yeah, male cats do that. At least two friendly male cats have wanted to do it with my arm.
I'm pretty sure it's because I keep female cats at home but who knows.
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Re: Sex Ed Reply #2 on: November 06, 2011, 12:53:53 PM
Well, I'm no hater. I'm all for love, and homosexual marriage being legal everywhere and all that. And I've seen plenty of homosexual behavior in many different animals. :) I love the zoo!
I am sure male animals react strongly when the scent of female animalsis near.
I believe my sisters cats are a couple. They mutually "massage" each other. (I was told this morning that my parents told my kids that the cats "massage" each other.)
Also, my mother's dad had to fixed male cats who were like this, and they lived with two unfixed female cats whom they were never interested in.

It was just so funny that my kids were so loud and excited to tell me the cats were like Uncle Brendon. (My gay uncle)
Hahahahahahaha

Yeah, male cats do that. At least two friendly male cats have wanted to do it with my arm.
I'm pretty sure it's because I keep female cats at home but who knows.

Friendly Indeed!
 
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Sex Ed Reply #3 on: November 12, 2011, 10:17:56 AM
My oldest cat. Smokey, is fixed but still acts like a tom.
Sprays (and it is spray) like a tom
Fights like a tom (I really wish he wouldn't. I have had to deal with abscesses.ew)
And started humping my youngest cat when she first went into heat.
He had her pinned but she wasn't letting him. Then he suddenly ran off and she had a wet lower back.
WTF?
After searching google, I discovered that a small number of fixed males retain the urges. The wet stuff was prostate fluid. Ooooookkkkkkaaaay...

The vet wonders if hehad one teste that never dropped and it remained up in his abdomin. But it would cost 130 dollars to find out and it isn't THAT important to find out why he acts the way he does. He loves me and that's all that matters.



Re: Sex Ed Reply #4 on: November 14, 2011, 01:50:07 AM
Homosexuality is prevalent in many animal species, especially ones where sexes are separated ...

Note, however, that in dogs, a dog lower in the "pack chain" will clean the upper males' penises
as a sign of respect (as opposed to kissing their rings ... haha!) ...
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Re: Sex Ed Reply #5 on: November 14, 2011, 01:30:34 PM
I'm not sure that a lot of animal behaviour can really even be described as homosexual - more like they're just fucking whatever's available. Makes you wonder about the definitions we use as humans, eh?
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Re: Sex Ed Reply #6 on: November 15, 2011, 03:54:30 PM
I'm not sure that a lot of animal behaviour can really even be described as homosexual - more like they're just fucking whatever's available. Makes you wonder about the definitions we use as humans, eh?

I quite agree with this ^ and I like it.

Homosexuality is prevalent in many animal species, especially ones where sexes are separated ...

Note, however, that in dogs, a dog lower in the "pack chain" will clean the upper males' penises
as a sign of respect (as opposed to kissing their rings ... haha!) ...


When I am accepted into the pack, I'm gonna just sign up for this job. They would choose me anyway, but getting right down to bid'ness will save me from the ghastly flogging.....
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Sex Ed Reply #7 on: November 16, 2011, 03:26:21 PM
No flogging?
Find another pack!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Sex Ed Reply #8 on: November 16, 2011, 04:14:09 PM
No flogging?
Find another pack!

Will blood be drawn during the flogging?
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Sex Ed Reply #9 on: November 16, 2011, 11:37:52 PM

Damn Straight!

Fine, you guys go and flog another one.
I'll just sit here on the sidelines, standing on the fence.

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Re: Sex Ed Reply #10 on: November 17, 2011, 05:57:17 PM

Damn Straight!

Fine, you guys go and flog another one.
I'll just sit here on the sidelines, standing on the fence.

Watching (and flogging my own tadpole!)
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Sex Ed Reply #11 on: November 17, 2011, 06:38:31 PM
Yep.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Sex Ed Reply #12 on: November 18, 2011, 01:25:49 PM
Let's wait til Zoomie gets here. Then, it's on.



And, I just wanted to o say... krsna laughedoutloud when I asked him if he was Tru......
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Sex Ed Reply #13 on: November 22, 2011, 12:58:34 AM
I would have too ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')