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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #7950 on: March 29, 2018, 05:59:45 PM
Hot peppers are more motivating in the morning than strong coffee ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #7951 on: April 03, 2018, 09:54:23 PM
Ah but if you get carried away, that lunchtime shit can be a real pain in the ass.
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #7952 on: April 05, 2018, 12:43:04 PM
I guess I'm lucky my body just mass purges all at once ...
I swear I saw some Star Wars Trading Cards bubble gum in there last time ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #7953 on: June 20, 2018, 11:29:43 AM
Funny

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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #7954 on: June 21, 2018, 05:52:42 PM
Haha ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #7955 on: June 21, 2018, 07:56:29 PM
>>Hot peppers are more motivating in the morning than strong coffee ...<<

Yesterday I bought some pepper jack cheese, with Ghost Peppers!
Pretty good.

I've heard about these but never tried them.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #7956 on: June 22, 2018, 03:23:57 PM
I've had things WITH ghost peppers in them, however, never straight-up ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #7957 on: June 29, 2018, 11:34:21 PM
I think R2 and Bubo spoke the same language ...
One's future, one's past; same language?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #7958 on: September 12, 2018, 12:11:19 AM
I think R2 and Bubo spoke the same language ...
One's future, one's past; same language?
You could be right.
I've been using my Ruger Pepper Gel to chase off a horde of skunks.
I't's almost empty now but I thought what if I lick the nozzle? Yeah that is some pretty hot shit! I was thinking a little squirt of that in my chili couldn't hurt. LOL

One thing you do not want to do is shoot a fucking skunk on your porch.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #7959 on: September 12, 2018, 01:50:15 AM
Stupid as fuck but still funny.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #7960 on: September 12, 2018, 08:57:54 PM
Yeah ...
I tend to just let the skunks be ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #7961 on: November 04, 2018, 08:08:50 PM
I try too but they are getting out of hand, But you can't shoot them without them spraying.
I have killed several possums recently.

Granny on the Beverly Hillbillies would be in heaven,
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #7962 on: November 05, 2018, 03:17:00 PM
Possums are aight ...
I've never had a problem with them ...

I've never had an issue with skunks either, however, I know those that have ...
Particularly their dogs ... THAT sucks when that happens ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #7963 on: November 05, 2018, 03:50:22 PM
I just saw this in the Quote Box ...
I still laugh at this one when I see it ...
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It's tru ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #7964 on: November 06, 2018, 12:55:35 AM
The fuckers (skunks Opossums and Raccoons) have been taking over here and If I don't stop them who will? The cats don't give a shit.

Yeah, get a dog, I've had them they take too much space.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #7965 on: November 06, 2018, 01:51:26 PM
I love dogs, however, I'd prolly never own one again ...
Too much effort ... I'd just have a kid if I wanted to care for something that needy ...

I've heard that in a lot of places in Cali the animals are taking over ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #7966 on: November 06, 2018, 03:17:14 PM
They really are! I think it's because of the years long drought forcing them to seek water and other resources in more urban areas. I mean mean yeah I live in an area that is county but I'm only 3 blocks from the center of the city. I'm using subsonic rounds so they don't travel as far and make far less noise.

Shot a skunk in the front yard last night, it was shot through as best as I could hit it but it ran away and that is a good thing.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #7967 on: November 08, 2018, 10:45:27 AM
There's no just putting water and shit away from the house so they will just go there?
(Then again, they'd prolly congregate there like gang members) ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #7968 on: May 21, 2019, 09:00:59 PM
Possums are aight ...
I've never had a problem with them ...

I've never had an issue with skunks either, however, I know those that have ...
Particularly their dogs ... THAT sucks when that happens ....

Haha yeah it seems cruel to kill them. when you bonk them on the head with a cardboard tube like I did last night they just duck and look at you like "Why?" But they do fuck up the cat food bowls and water bowls because they ARE like big rats that way. They do play dead though, I have whacked bigger ones on the front porch with a baseball bat. And they pretend to be dead. If they get back up after I watch a while, I let them go. But they will have learned a lesson about invading urban space.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #7969 on: May 25, 2019, 05:40:41 AM
I saw my girl Nayanna today. I hardly ever see her, only when she is working and I come along at the right time. (she is married with children) It was great seeing her, we are just friends but seeing her made my week.  She is hot, looks like she is gaining a little weight but she carries it well, nicely distributed and is really cute. She is only 20 something.
She didn't want me to take her picture, but I'm going to work on that.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #7970 on: May 25, 2019, 11:59:05 AM
Hell yeah ...
I'd like to see her ...

I'll have to tell you the raccoon story I have when I have an extra min to post it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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