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C'mon(Read 3939 times)
C'mon on: December 10, 2011, 10:55:08 PM
All right. I wanna buy a boat.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: C'mon Reply #1 on: December 11, 2011, 01:15:07 AM
Zoomie's the man fer that.



Re: C'mon Reply #2 on: December 11, 2011, 03:37:44 PM
Yeah, and maybe he'll help fix mine!

Besides, he already gave you a "tugboat"!
(I won't finish that!)
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: C'mon Reply #3 on: December 12, 2011, 05:31:31 PM
Heh ...

I'm sure he Wants to fix your boat Dave.

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: C'mon Reply #4 on: December 13, 2011, 03:45:38 AM
... and he is more than welcome to!
(take that however you wish; it's the holiday season)
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: C'mon Reply #5 on: December 21, 2011, 05:24:29 PM
Of course I perverted That. :)
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: C'mon Reply #6 on: December 21, 2011, 06:08:22 PM
W3rd!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: C'mon Reply #7 on: December 22, 2011, 06:17:46 PM
I wanna boat with a tiny kitchen inside. With a cabinet for foods.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: C'mon Reply #8 on: December 22, 2011, 10:18:18 PM
Prepared foods. Like protein bars and bottled water. Try boiling water in 12 foot waves. You'll starve if you'll an to do much cooking on a long passage.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: C'mon Reply #9 on: December 23, 2011, 01:27:58 AM
Prepared foods. Like protein bars and bottled water.

Those count as foods. :)
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: C'mon Reply #10 on: December 23, 2011, 01:32:13 AM
Prepared foods. Like protein bars and bottled water. Try boiling water in 12 foot waves. You'll starve if you'll an to do much cooking on a long passage.

In all fairness, he WAS quite tired after dinner (Which was AWESOME; thanks!) and missed trivia!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: C'mon Reply #11 on: December 23, 2011, 09:41:25 AM
Plus the autocarrot. All iPhones have the dreaded autocarrot going on.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: C'mon Reply #12 on: December 24, 2011, 03:50:47 AM
... and the autocucumber, as well, apparently!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: C'mon Reply #13 on: December 24, 2011, 08:01:05 AM
My sister is a bit let down because her iPhone 4 only came with autobroccoli....
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: C'mon Reply #14 on: December 26, 2011, 09:11:41 AM
I special ordered mine with auto sweet potato fries...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: C'mon Reply #15 on: December 26, 2011, 12:08:54 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: C'mon Reply #16 on: January 01, 2012, 11:59:18 PM
Damnyouautocorrect makes me SMILE
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: C'mon Reply #17 on: January 02, 2012, 12:53:24 AM
W3rd ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: C'mon Reply #18 on: January 02, 2012, 10:51:20 PM
If I build a ship out of toothpicks and sail it across the kitchen sink, would that make me a sailor?
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: C'mon Reply #19 on: January 04, 2012, 01:37:06 AM
No, it'd make you a "YouTube Sensation" ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: C'mon Reply #20 on: January 05, 2012, 12:21:15 AM
An "Overnight Sensation"?
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: C'mon Reply #21 on: January 05, 2012, 02:25:37 PM
Nah, they last a week or so ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: C'mon Reply #22 on: January 05, 2012, 04:09:42 PM
Tell ya what Luna, post a picture of youself in a short Sailor Moon outfit and we'll all take a vote?
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: C'mon Reply #23 on: January 07, 2012, 01:54:52 PM
Hmm! ....
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: C'mon Reply #24 on: January 07, 2012, 02:31:45 PM
Dammit, we need "Like" buttons on this board!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')