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Best ebay ad for a while..(Read 1115 times)
Best ebay ad for a while.. on: January 23, 2012, 04:07:14 AM
I'm either to retarded to post this in For Sale, or too fucking lazy.

Either way, enjoy the magnificence:

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/230734538946?ru=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.com.au%3A80%2Fsch%2Fi.html%3F_nkw%3D230734538946&_sacat=0&_sop=15&_odkw=bridal+shoes&_osacat=0&_trksid=p3286.c0.m270.l1313&_fvi=1&_rdc=1

Dave, this'll undoubtedly be better than them beaters you throw your hard earned away on.



Re: Best ebay ad for a while.. Reply #1 on: January 23, 2012, 09:34:28 AM
You should buy it and set it on fire.



Re: Best ebay ad for a while.. Reply #2 on: January 24, 2012, 02:51:10 AM
That'll only increase the value of it.



Re: Best ebay ad for a while.. Reply #3 on: January 24, 2012, 01:31:41 PM
You could copy the exact same ad, except add (BURNT) in the title and list it for 50% more.



Re: Best ebay ad for a while.. Reply #4 on: January 26, 2012, 01:32:02 AM
I'm surprised no one has said it yet but I'LL TAKE IT!!!

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Re: Best ebay ad for a while.. Reply #5 on: January 26, 2012, 08:08:27 AM
That would sell for at least EC$8000 here.
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Re: Best ebay ad for a while.. Reply #6 on: January 26, 2012, 01:01:04 PM
I liked the guys ad, really funny.

I started to post that it seemed like a really good price, but then closed the page instead.
Because seriously, my opinion is worthless.
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: Best ebay ad for a while.. Reply #7 on: January 26, 2012, 05:39:39 PM
I'd take it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Best ebay ad for a while.. Reply #8 on: January 27, 2018, 11:09:27 AM
I need to find the old one for AS ...
"... (s)lightly used forum .."
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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