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Quote from: underclass
For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
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This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...

"For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica."


The American South.(Read 7980 times)
The American South. on: January 23, 2012, 04:05:21 PM



Re: The American South. Reply #1 on: January 23, 2012, 04:57:30 PM
It's OK, that cat was a socialist.
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Re: The American South. Reply #2 on: January 24, 2012, 01:50:26 PM
Naturally. 

Of course, Arkansas gets $1.41 for every dollar they pay in federal taxes, so the entire state is socialist.  Maybe we should beat all 2.9 million people in Arkansas to death and write "liberal" on their foreheads with a sharpie?



Re: The American South. Reply #3 on: January 31, 2012, 11:31:41 PM
Fuckin'-A-Right!
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Re: The American South. Reply #4 on: February 09, 2012, 06:06:11 AM
Wow. "Liberal" was correctly spelled.

Must not be true "Arkie Boys".



Re: The American South. Reply #5 on: February 10, 2012, 01:45:14 AM
I thought that too!
Hahahaha!
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
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Re: The American South. Reply #6 on: February 11, 2012, 05:31:43 PM
heart still broken from this.



Re: The American South. Reply #7 on: February 11, 2012, 05:57:04 PM
Oh, it's a fucking travesty; indeed!
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Re: The American South. Reply #8 on: February 13, 2012, 04:51:05 PM
Arkansas is not "the south".
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Re: The American South. Reply #9 on: February 13, 2012, 10:56:31 PM
It's its own land ...
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Re: The American South. Reply #10 on: February 14, 2012, 10:07:24 AM
According to the US Census Bureau, it's part of the south region. 

Of course, I think of everyplace south of the DC metro area and east of California as being "conservative nutbag land we should just sell to Mexico."



Re: The American South. Reply #11 on: February 14, 2012, 01:05:39 PM
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: The American South. Reply #12 on: February 14, 2012, 10:53:24 PM
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Re: The American South. Reply #13 on: February 16, 2012, 12:33:11 PM
The American south is really different than where I am from. And scary.

I've been to Myrtle Beach a few times, and it is weird to see only black people as maids.



Re: The American South. Reply #14 on: February 16, 2012, 11:14:53 PM
Come down here to the SW Gulf Coast... there ARE NO BLACK PEOPLE. They have checkpoints and if you ain't got a colored permit, they send you back to Hendry County... where they still have chain gangs...
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Re: The American South. Reply #15 on: February 17, 2012, 03:34:27 AM
I live in the deep south... our coloured folks kick footballs around and drink excessively.



Re: The American South. Reply #16 on: February 17, 2012, 08:14:15 AM
Come down here to the SW Gulf Coast... there ARE NO BLACK PEOPLE. They have checkpoints and if you ain't got a colored permit, they send you back to Hendry County... where they still have chain gangs...

That's barbaric. Did time stand still down there?



Re: The American South. Reply #17 on: February 17, 2012, 10:01:07 PM
The first sentence is fact. There are no black people (or very, very few) in Lee County. The rest was a joke. Except the part about chain gangs in Hendry County. That part is also true.
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Re: The American South. Reply #18 on: February 18, 2012, 08:31:16 AM
 I heard there is still a segregated high school down there. And people still bitter that the slaves were freed.



Re: The American South. Reply #19 on: February 18, 2012, 10:17:43 AM
South Carolina still flies the confederate flag, don't they?
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Re: The American South. Reply #20 on: February 18, 2012, 12:45:45 PM
Yep. The gift shops are full of confederate flags.



Re: The American South. Reply #21 on: February 18, 2012, 08:13:13 PM
Wrong. South Carolina Flag:


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Re: The American South. Reply #22 on: February 18, 2012, 08:16:19 PM
Well, yes, but the confederate flag is still everywhere.



Re: The American South. Reply #23 on: February 18, 2012, 08:19:18 PM
Yes.
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Re: The American South. Reply #24 on: February 18, 2012, 08:47:34 PM
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Re: The American South. Reply #25 on: February 18, 2012, 08:55:55 PM
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The Confederate flag is given the same protection from burning and desecration as the U. S. flag in some states. It is protected from being publicly mutilated, defiled, or otherwise cast in contempt by the laws of five U. S. states: Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, and South Carolina. However, laws banning the desecration of any flag, even if technically remaining in effect, were ruled unconstitutional by the Supreme Court in Texas v. Johnson, and are not enforceable.

Interesting... I smell a retirement plan in that paragraph...
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Re: The American South. Reply #26 on: February 19, 2012, 04:29:36 PM
I didn't know that ....
I smell a trivia question for tomorrow night ...
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Re: The American South. Reply #27 on: February 29, 2012, 04:04:10 PM
Ugh, the confederate flag shit isn't just confined to the south.  Here in semi-rural Michigan you're not driving a car if it isn't a large pick up truck with at least one confederate flag on it.



Re: The American South. Reply #28 on: February 29, 2012, 06:24:52 PM
That's like a slightly more southern version of Canadian rednecks, huh?
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Re: The American South. Reply #29 on: March 01, 2012, 11:52:15 AM
Yeah, kind of, except ours have more guns and don't know how to drive.  But really you just have to look at Detroit and the surrounding suburbs to see the effects of Northern racism.  People don't often realize that the North was just as bad as the South in regards to racism.
The girl and I are about to head down to Georgia for the week and I've decided we're going to head through the heart of South Carolina.  It'll be an interesting drive.
A few years back I took a Civil War class and we read Confederates in the Attic by Tony Horwitz.  It was a pretty interesting look at how the south deals with the Civil War.  It seemed the old people who grew up with and knew the Confederate veterans were pretty well adjusted.  It was the young kids and people from Union sympathizing counties that were the biggest racists and segregationists.