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The American South.(Read 7965 times)
The American South. on: January 23, 2012, 04:05:21 PM



Re: The American South. Reply #1 on: January 23, 2012, 04:57:30 PM
It's OK, that cat was a socialist.
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Re: The American South. Reply #2 on: January 24, 2012, 01:50:26 PM
Naturally. 

Of course, Arkansas gets $1.41 for every dollar they pay in federal taxes, so the entire state is socialist.  Maybe we should beat all 2.9 million people in Arkansas to death and write "liberal" on their foreheads with a sharpie?



Re: The American South. Reply #3 on: January 31, 2012, 11:31:41 PM
Fuckin'-A-Right!
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Re: The American South. Reply #4 on: February 09, 2012, 06:06:11 AM
Wow. "Liberal" was correctly spelled.

Must not be true "Arkie Boys".



Re: The American South. Reply #5 on: February 10, 2012, 01:45:14 AM
I thought that too!
Hahahaha!
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Re: The American South. Reply #6 on: February 11, 2012, 05:31:43 PM
heart still broken from this.



Re: The American South. Reply #7 on: February 11, 2012, 05:57:04 PM
Oh, it's a fucking travesty; indeed!
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Re: The American South. Reply #8 on: February 13, 2012, 04:51:05 PM
Arkansas is not "the south".
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Re: The American South. Reply #9 on: February 13, 2012, 10:56:31 PM
It's its own land ...
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Re: The American South. Reply #10 on: February 14, 2012, 10:07:24 AM
According to the US Census Bureau, it's part of the south region. 

Of course, I think of everyplace south of the DC metro area and east of California as being "conservative nutbag land we should just sell to Mexico."



Re: The American South. Reply #11 on: February 14, 2012, 01:05:39 PM
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: The American South. Reply #12 on: February 14, 2012, 10:53:24 PM
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Re: The American South. Reply #13 on: February 16, 2012, 12:33:11 PM
The American south is really different than where I am from. And scary.

I've been to Myrtle Beach a few times, and it is weird to see only black people as maids.



Re: The American South. Reply #14 on: February 16, 2012, 11:14:53 PM
Come down here to the SW Gulf Coast... there ARE NO BLACK PEOPLE. They have checkpoints and if you ain't got a colored permit, they send you back to Hendry County... where they still have chain gangs...
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Re: The American South. Reply #15 on: February 17, 2012, 03:34:27 AM
I live in the deep south... our coloured folks kick footballs around and drink excessively.



Re: The American South. Reply #16 on: February 17, 2012, 08:14:15 AM
Come down here to the SW Gulf Coast... there ARE NO BLACK PEOPLE. They have checkpoints and if you ain't got a colored permit, they send you back to Hendry County... where they still have chain gangs...

That's barbaric. Did time stand still down there?



Re: The American South. Reply #17 on: February 17, 2012, 10:01:07 PM
The first sentence is fact. There are no black people (or very, very few) in Lee County. The rest was a joke. Except the part about chain gangs in Hendry County. That part is also true.
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Re: The American South. Reply #18 on: February 18, 2012, 08:31:16 AM
 I heard there is still a segregated high school down there. And people still bitter that the slaves were freed.



Re: The American South. Reply #19 on: February 18, 2012, 10:17:43 AM
South Carolina still flies the confederate flag, don't they?
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Re: The American South. Reply #20 on: February 18, 2012, 12:45:45 PM
Yep. The gift shops are full of confederate flags.



Re: The American South. Reply #21 on: February 18, 2012, 08:13:13 PM
Wrong. South Carolina Flag:


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Re: The American South. Reply #22 on: February 18, 2012, 08:16:19 PM
Well, yes, but the confederate flag is still everywhere.



Re: The American South. Reply #23 on: February 18, 2012, 08:19:18 PM
Yes.
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Re: The American South. Reply #24 on: February 18, 2012, 08:47:34 PM
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Re: The American South. Reply #25 on: February 18, 2012, 08:55:55 PM
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The Confederate flag is given the same protection from burning and desecration as the U. S. flag in some states. It is protected from being publicly mutilated, defiled, or otherwise cast in contempt by the laws of five U. S. states: Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, and South Carolina. However, laws banning the desecration of any flag, even if technically remaining in effect, were ruled unconstitutional by the Supreme Court in Texas v. Johnson, and are not enforceable.

Interesting... I smell a retirement plan in that paragraph...
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Re: The American South. Reply #26 on: February 19, 2012, 04:29:36 PM
I didn't know that ....
I smell a trivia question for tomorrow night ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
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Re: The American South. Reply #27 on: February 29, 2012, 04:04:10 PM
Ugh, the confederate flag shit isn't just confined to the south.  Here in semi-rural Michigan you're not driving a car if it isn't a large pick up truck with at least one confederate flag on it.



Re: The American South. Reply #28 on: February 29, 2012, 06:24:52 PM
That's like a slightly more southern version of Canadian rednecks, huh?
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Re: The American South. Reply #29 on: March 01, 2012, 11:52:15 AM
Yeah, kind of, except ours have more guns and don't know how to drive.  But really you just have to look at Detroit and the surrounding suburbs to see the effects of Northern racism.  People don't often realize that the North was just as bad as the South in regards to racism.
The girl and I are about to head down to Georgia for the week and I've decided we're going to head through the heart of South Carolina.  It'll be an interesting drive.
A few years back I took a Civil War class and we read Confederates in the Attic by Tony Horwitz.  It was a pretty interesting look at how the south deals with the Civil War.  It seemed the old people who grew up with and knew the Confederate veterans were pretty well adjusted.  It was the young kids and people from Union sympathizing counties that were the biggest racists and segregationists.



Re: The American South. Reply #30 on: March 02, 2012, 12:07:40 AM
Meh. Fact of life. People don't like to be told what to do. I grew up believing I was raised by a gentle, liberal Democrat. And then I discovered I was raised by a rabid Dixiecrat. Oh well. Could be worse.
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Re: The American South. Reply #31 on: March 02, 2012, 08:39:51 AM
Well, in that context, I oughta be some kind of Vatican hating, pro British. Orange man...

Oh, wait...



Re: The American South. Reply #32 on: March 02, 2012, 08:00:20 PM
South Carolina For LIFE!

And Myrtle Beach, speaking as a South Carolinian, is merely a place people go to golf, see titties, and get shitty tattoos.



Re: The American South. Reply #33 on: March 02, 2012, 10:03:16 PM
Shitty tattoos ruins a woman, half the hookers in town I won't even look at even once because of their garbage tattoos.  Mostly gang related but most, gang related or not are, absolute fucking garbage.
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Re: The American South. Reply #34 on: March 03, 2012, 10:38:49 AM
GET OFF TRU'S LAWN, YOU INK-STAINED HARLOTS!
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Re: The American South. Reply #35 on: March 03, 2012, 12:26:29 PM
YEAH! And stay off.
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Re: The American South. Reply #36 on: March 03, 2012, 04:30:00 PM
Umm on second thought, this one can stay.




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Re: The American South. Reply #37 on: March 03, 2012, 04:49:46 PM
I wonder if he got that tattoo pre- or post-op.
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Re: The American South. Reply #38 on: March 03, 2012, 05:39:00 PM
Man if Mike and Frank hear to talkin bout Danielle that way they'll come and pick your ass.
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Re: The American South. Reply #39 on: March 03, 2012, 05:47:39 PM
Oh relax, you! Daniel can take it, he's a big boy.
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Re: The American South. Reply #40 on: March 03, 2012, 07:10:16 PM



Re: The American South. Reply #41 on: March 03, 2012, 07:32:00 PM
Best trans-whatever ever:


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Re: The American South. Reply #42 on: March 04, 2012, 04:19:26 PM
I never worry about inked hookers. As long as they aren't on top of her head I won't even notice...
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Re: The American South. Reply #43 on: March 04, 2012, 05:10:38 PM
It's the ones with their vato boyfriend/pimp names tattooed across their tits in huge poorly defined letters that really make me wanna puke. If you love your pimp so much stay the fuck home and get the fuck off the street ya fucking truck wreck looking whores.
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Re: The American South. Reply #44 on: March 05, 2012, 09:05:54 PM
Oh relax, you! Daniel can take it, he's a big boy.

A wiki for you foo.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danielle_Colby-Cushman

The Hoffman boys send their regards. Reality TV isn't what you expected eh?
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Re: The American South. Reply #45 on: March 05, 2012, 09:32:52 PM
>>the old people who grew up with and knew the Confederate veterans were pretty well adjusted.  It was the young kids and people from Union sympathizing counties that were the biggest racists and segregationists.<<


Yep.
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Re: The American South. Reply #46 on: March 06, 2012, 06:00:01 AM
Look me up when you're here ....
I'm in Jacksonville/Yulee, Fl ...

My #'s posted ...
(I'll also PM it to you; BTW, I made an "agreen" acct, so, uhm, check your PM's) ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
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('')_('')



Re: The American South. Reply #47 on: March 06, 2012, 07:36:08 PM
A wiki for you foo.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danielle_Colby-Cushman

The Hoffman boys send their regards. Reality TV isn't what you expected eh?

I read the wiki, and am not sure what you're talking about? That they knew each other? I've never seen the show, fwiw.
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Re: The American South. Reply #48 on: March 07, 2012, 01:45:17 PM
A wiki for you foo.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danielle_Colby-Cushman

The Hoffman boys send their regards. Reality TV isn't what you expected eh?

I read the wiki, and am not sure what you're talking about? That they knew each other? I've never seen the show, fwiw.

Ah sorry lad, separate issues. You were making fun of Danielle so I though you might like to know where she fits in. She is on the reality show American Pickers.

I heard from the Hoffmans about a week ago. They did fair at gold mining this past season on Gold Rush Alaska. They made enough to cover their costs for the year and send each of the crew home with a bit of gold for themselves. Enough to actually call themselves gold miners.

But bottom lines still really all about the reality show and Discovery Channel. 
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Re: The American South. Reply #49 on: March 12, 2012, 10:30:02 PM
Shit, sorry I missed that until now, Thrash.  We were at Cumberland Island for a few days, too.  If you haven't been there, I highly suggest it.
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Re: The American South. Reply #50 on: March 17, 2012, 06:54:28 PM
I live not too far from it, actually ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: The American South. Reply #51 on: May 14, 2012, 01:40:38 PM
"White people is stupid, yo." ~ random black guy from Memphis.



Re: The American South. Reply #52 on: June 11, 2012, 12:33:32 AM
I don't know about that ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')