we broke up last weekend. some days i feel numb, some days i cry, some days i'm ok. i decided that i couldn't be in the relationship anymore because he couldn't make any promises to me if he'd move to NY/NJ or not (yes, we were long distance- he lives in MA). our relationship was really awesome other than the long distance. moving to MA wasn't an option for me either.

so my fucking heart is broken right now.

HEY SELF- NO MORE GODDAMN LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS!!!!!!

Sorry to hear that.  You're joining Hip and I. Get out and do things. Just go do things. Constantly. Make yourself get out and do things to occupy your mind. It helps. It may only help while you're focused on these other things, but that's better than moping all day in bed eating ice cream and then crying yourself to sleep.

Come to Austin! Sasha and I would show you a good time.

How long were you together - A couple of years? Of long distance relationship? Wow, that's got to be tough...

Yeah ...
I'd NEVER do that again; it's too tough ...

Sorry for your loss, dear ...
You know how and where to find me; quickly, if need-be ....

Fuck all this sympathy. I'm psyched for you! Enough with that wishy washy bullshit, now you can find yourself something much more exciting (and less distant!).

I was LEADING to that, but there's 5 stages of loss to go through ...
ACCEPTANCE (step 5) allows that to happen, mate!

Haha I was holding back too; I didn't want to go full bagman on her yet.

We all should go back to Japan and sing karaoke...

... and pig-pile!

Trips to Japan cure everything.

Our relationship was 2 years +.

Si- thanks, but now I'm all "woe is me, I'll be alone forever bawwwww". but i know that's dumb.

in other news, i have a friend coming to visit me this weekend. she looks like Justin Bieber. take that as you will.

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

... and pig-pile!

Says the man whose precious eyesight was more important than getting blind in Hiroshima...

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

<--- Lol'd

... and pig-pile!

Says the man whose precious eyesight was more important than getting blind in Hiroshima...

Yeah, I mean, why would I want to do something stupid, like see?!?!?

Pfft, seeing's way over-rated...

What would the point of "seeing" Japan have been in that case?

The food.

Yeah, my taste would still be working ...

Brook, did you dive too deep and forget to come up for air?

The food.

Eyeballs!

Brook, did you dive too deep and forget to come up for air?

huh?

sorry bro i didn't go down on my friend.


EDIT By Thrash: Fixed the bad "quote" tag ...

... and that's a DAMN SHAME!

CENSORSHIP! CENSORSHIP!

Hadn't heard from you in a while, after you said your lesbian friend was coming to visit.

Not too far fetched to think you got Bieber-fever. Or beaver-fever actually.

Ahhh, I forgot about that!

CENSORSHIP! CENSORSHIP!

This is why I demand "EDIT:" tags explaining the EDIT ...
Hahaha ....

Haha yeah man I know. Just making fun of myself!

Hope it's all settled down to a dull roar for you, Tricky ~
get out there, and enjoy the spring!

Yeah, and hopefully avoid THIS again!

Hahahaha I think I have now learned more about Trick than I ever wanted to know. That thread was pretty funny though.

Classic l-g lore.

[alan] classic! [/alan]

There's a lot of quotes in the QB as a result of it ...

So what's the deal tricky? Fill us in - are you playing the field?

..... annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd there he goes!

i went on an okc date. probably not going out with that person again.

i went on an okc date. probably not going out with that person again.

Lemme guess, he wasn't into the clam taco?

I feel like it's a competition now. I've been with a whore and had 0 dates in 6 months.   

Yeah, and hopefully avoid THIS again!

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ahahahah! yes. Great read.

i went on an okc date. probably not going out with that person again.

Yeah, and hopefully avoided THIS again!

ahahahah! yes. Great read.

That thread happened right around the time I joined here. I am happy to share an anniversary with tricky's dress.

i went on an okc date. probably not going out with that person again.

Lemme guess, he wasn't into the clam taco?

it was a girl, and i have no idea what she likes sexually.

i do know that she's bisexual, but i don't know her spacific thoughts on vagina. i'm going to assume she is cool with vagina because it sort of comes with the territory.

Hahahahaha

"i'm going to assume she is cool with vagina because it sort of comes with the territory"

That's like saying hookers are ok with penis when factually, if they didn't have to feed a $200/day heroin habit they'd sew that shit shut.

Go, tricky!
Pics next time; or if you do the girl ...

So, you giving up the baloney pony now?

No, i like all genders.

W3rd2Dat, skyllyt!

This time, the dress snail-trail will be from a woman.

Pics or it never happened!

Pics or it never happened!

Yes, the council has spoken!

ugh snail trail. gross.

You gotta expect that fucking with women, you know ...

Yeah, I always think about that when some woman posts about not wearing underwear. Leaving a snail trail on chairs and such. Not hot.

There are more than trace amounts of many women's secretions on ALL movie theater seats ...
We won't even go into semen traces ...

There are semen traces on pretty much everything.

The world is your glory hole.

Oh Daisy, you're so naughty. Can I cum in your hair?

* Thrash awaits this reply *

Yeah, I always think about that when some woman posts about not wearing underwear. Leaving a snail trail on chairs and such. Not hot.

So that's what i tasted on the church pews when I was eight. . . .

Yeah, your mom was a dirty girl ...

Yeah, I always think about that when some woman posts about not wearing underwear. Leaving a snail trail on chairs and such. Not hot.

So that's what i tasted on the church pews when I was eight. . . .

Someone really loves Jesus.

^5