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Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies(Read 3691 times)
Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies on: May 18, 2012, 05:47:06 PM
I'm watching this right now. There are some of the typical elements of crappy horror in the US but this is surprisingly entertaining. Although no explanation of where the fuck the zombies came from has been explained yet.



I watched another movie recently that I considered pretty good called Ashes. (Oops Lincoln just walked into a whorehouse.) Let me pause that shit, ... ok.

Now Ashes is in my opinion one of the best zombie origination movies I've ever seen. The closest thing to a real possibility.



 
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Re: Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies Reply #1 on: May 18, 2012, 06:48:35 PM
HAI! that's the nigga from charmed!

oh shit.. zombies are real neat! i have a half sleve of a cute zombitch.



Re: Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies Reply #2 on: May 18, 2012, 10:23:12 PM
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HAI! that's the nigga from charmed!

All right young lady that'll be enough of that potty mouth. We don't use the N word around here!

Ha! I haven't watched an episode of Charmed since the digital conversion.


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Re: Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies Reply #3 on: May 19, 2012, 05:28:41 PM
I tried to watch pot zombies on demand because it was a troma movie.. and... ZOMBIES.. but fuck... shit was mega retarded.


recommend me some good zombie shit i might not have already seen.

ALSO TRU! WHATS YER FAV ZOMBIE MOVIE!?!?!?



Re: Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies Reply #4 on: May 19, 2012, 06:20:43 PM
Shaun of the Dead
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Re: Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies Reply #5 on: May 19, 2012, 06:40:55 PM
Shaun of the Dead

was that a recommendation or your fav? or both? be more specific please.



Re: Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies Reply #6 on: May 19, 2012, 07:09:07 PM
Yes and yes and yes.
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Re: Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies Reply #7 on: May 19, 2012, 07:33:42 PM
It is good. Better than Hot Fuzz, and definitely better than Paul.
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Re: Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies Reply #8 on: May 19, 2012, 07:43:17 PM
I'd go Hot Fuzz, SotD, then Paul. But that's probably due to my West Country bias. And I'd take any one of the three over most movies.
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Re: Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies Reply #9 on: May 19, 2012, 07:48:11 PM
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies Reply #10 on: May 19, 2012, 11:04:22 PM
This was actually a decent film.

"White people is stupid, yo." ~ random black guy from Memphis.



Re: Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies Reply #11 on: May 19, 2012, 11:33:13 PM
I remember that movie from quite a few months ago.

It was good but still no good explanation of how the zombies could arise in the first place.

I do remember that movie though so it must have at least been alright.
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Re: Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies Reply #12 on: May 20, 2012, 05:48:09 AM
This was actually a decent film.



I totes watched this it was like $5 AT WALMART.

pretty good.

not amazing.. def worth 5 dolla



Re: Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies Reply #13 on: May 20, 2012, 12:00:44 PM
.. also they should rename that movie Black Zombie... for the lawls!



Re: Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies Reply #14 on: May 21, 2012, 01:32:35 AM
I want to see a photo of your arm zombitch dude. That sounds hot as hell.

Commie, speaking of Troma films - have you seen Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead? It's one of the best Troma's I've seen in a while. Also Lloyd Kaufman was in town about a year ago and I got him to sign my boxed set of Class of Nuke 'Em High and shook the man's hand.

28 Days Later is probably my favorite zombie movies. Even 28 Weeks Later was good. Dawn of the Dead (original) was fucking great too.



Re: Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies Reply #15 on: May 21, 2012, 07:12:58 AM
28 days later was great until they ran into Dr Who, then it was all down hill for that movie.

My favourite zombie movie is still Wild Zero. I've watched it dozens of times and I still dont have a fucking clue what its about.

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Re: Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies Reply #16 on: May 23, 2012, 09:58:09 AM
This commercial has been making the rounds on television in Illinois


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Re: Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies Reply #17 on: May 23, 2012, 07:17:16 PM
I want to see a photo of your arm zombitch dude. That sounds hot as hell.

Commie, speaking of Troma films - have you seen Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead? It's one of the best Troma's I've seen in a while. Also Lloyd Kaufman was in town about a year ago and I got him to sign my boxed set of Class of Nuke 'Em High and shook the man's hand.

28 Days Later is probably my favorite zombie movies. Even 28 Weeks Later was good. Dawn of the Dead (original) was fucking great too.

maybe after i lose like another million pounds.. my arms are the size of a normal persons thigh.

no i haven't seen that shit but want to..

og dawn is in my top 3 zombie movies.. i sorta want to nerd out on you and be all like 28 DAYS LATER WASN'T TECHNICALLY A ZOMBIE FILM BUT MORE OF AN OUT BREAK.. but shits pretty borderline so i'll let it slid.



Re: Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies Reply #18 on: May 23, 2012, 07:20:57 PM
I already knew Illinois was full of the mindless undead. And fat chicks. Rawr!
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Re: Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies Reply #19 on: May 23, 2012, 08:32:29 PM
I already knew Illinois was full of the mindless undead. And fat chicks. Rawr!

OH SNAPS!  >:(



Re: Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies Reply #20 on: May 24, 2012, 12:47:25 PM

og dawn is in my top 3 zombie movies.. i sorta want to nerd out on you and be all like 28 DAYS LATER WASN'T TECHNICALLY A ZOMBIE FILM BUT MORE OF AN OUT BREAK.. but shits pretty borderline so i'll let it slid.

My horror film cohorts think they are ghouls instead of zombies; I guess I can see the difference. Although the definition of zombie is a living person who is under the spell of someone else (a voodoo witch doctor). I think the proper parlance would be "the living dead" (an oxymoron: How could you be living and dead at the same time?) or "re-animated corpse." However, the term zombie has more of a sinister brevity about it.
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Re: Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies Reply #21 on: May 29, 2012, 04:42:51 PM
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HAI! that's the nigga from charmed!
All right young lady that'll be enough of that potty mouth. We don't use the N word around here!

Shut up, nigga!
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