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I just went on the most retarded date ever(Read 36309 times)
Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #240 on: May 20, 2009, 10:13:48 PM
Luke doesn't move like a cheetah.  I don't think he could jizz on the guys pants before the guy notices a big and tall guy sprinting towards him in chuck taylors with his pants to his knees.

i actually laughed so hard i cried.

all i can picture is luke with one hand on his dick and the other pressing his glasses to his face, waddling as fast as he can towards a very surprised man.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #241 on: May 20, 2009, 10:15:14 PM
And THAT made me LOL.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #242 on: May 20, 2009, 10:20:02 PM
Me too LOLZ
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #243 on: May 20, 2009, 11:47:20 PM
ROFLMAO



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #244 on: May 21, 2009, 01:11:35 AM
Wow this saga is still going on? Tricky, why haven't you manned up and told the creep to go cum on somebody else's dress yet?



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #245 on: May 21, 2009, 01:19:17 AM
I told him I didn't want to go out with him again. Can't get much more direct than that.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #246 on: May 21, 2009, 01:22:59 AM
You could smack him in the mouth with a tire iron, that's pretty direct.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #247 on: May 25, 2009, 05:12:23 PM
Would it get the point across to YOU, man?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #248 on: May 25, 2009, 07:43:31 PM
Nah.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #249 on: May 26, 2009, 04:07:27 PM
Hahahaha ....
That's what I thought ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #250 on: May 27, 2009, 12:52:02 AM
That's foreplay for Dylan.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #251 on: May 27, 2009, 12:58:36 AM
It's true.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #252 on: May 27, 2009, 12:59:15 AM
Very.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #253 on: May 27, 2009, 02:49:29 PM
Hahahahaha ....

Page 2 of this thread is one of the best reads on this board ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #254 on: May 27, 2009, 11:03:53 PM
I know it, at one point I wanted to put the entire page in the quotebox.  By now people will have forgotten about it, perfect time to put this link in the box: http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=225.30
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #255 on: September 01, 2009, 12:18:20 AM
A funny thread. Right here, people. Read it and relive the humor.

Oh yeah and that guy contacted me at least 5 seperate times asking what I was up to. Idiot.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #256 on: September 01, 2009, 12:34:24 AM
What a fucking fag. This is from JUST NOW:

Jizz on your dress guy:  hey whats up?
me:  not much, working
Jizz on your dress guy:  how is life treating you?
me:  good

Why is he chatting to me??? Must be really bored.

OMG!!!  ROFLMAO,TNTPMP!!!

Jizz on your dress guy:  how is life treating you?
me:  good GR8!  Except these hose and this dress keep, like, STICKING TO EVERYTHING...

Jizz on your dress guy:  i thought you LIKED having sex?!?
me:  and i thought you were into a little more than just my fucking DRESS and hose-clad ASS, you FUKTARD!
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #257 on: December 30, 2020, 10:32:58 PM
I read this, and I thought about this thread ....
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Today, my daughter admitted she struggles to keep a boyfriend because as soon as she shares with them her kink of fucking guys with strap-ons and occasionally inserting other items into them, they flee. As a father, this was way more info about my daughter's sex life than I can handle. FML
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #258 on: December 31, 2020, 12:38:23 AM
Um, as a side, fyrenza as I remember was cool.
 
Back to the point;
Hahaha Did he really run away? Seriously I have no interest in being pounded by another guy, but letting a woman live out a personal ass fantasy is negotiable.

Quote from: Tricky
Ever had your ass dry humped? Ever had your date cum on your tights and get it on your dress and then leave and say "We'll talk, I'm not sure when I'll see you again."

HAHAHAHA thats the social grace of bagman. I mean fine it's not like I'm in love with the guy but if he didn't want to hang out again he could've just said something like "Have a good night, and I'll talk to you later." Not "I don't lnow when I'll see you again." Slightly a step above "Go fuck yourself, bitch."

OMG was she talking about Kyle?
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #259 on: December 31, 2020, 03:54:44 PM
Indirectly, I think ....
I think ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')