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I like the idea of a clone a vag.  If you're not in the mood you can just throw it at the guy and say, "this should be quite like the original."
The problem with that is once the guy realizes it's easier to fuck the clone than put up with a girl's bullshit, you'll be finding yourself relegated to household chores and the occasional "sup?" in passing in the hallway.


Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) (Read 5123 times)
I know you've looked at your hands after spilling white sin on your fingers, creating a sort of doughy cobweb coagulation, and thought, "hrm, I wonder if it really tastes like brine shrimp?"

So let's hear it guys:

Have you ever tasted/consumed your own spunk?



And, just because I don't want to leave the ladies out:

Have you ever drank your own tit milk/menstrual blood?
"White people is stupid, yo." ~ random black guy from Memphis.



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #1 on: June 11, 2012, 09:47:01 PM
no.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #2 on: June 11, 2012, 11:21:37 PM
Danzig and Commie aren't in just now, please leave a message at the beep and your question will be answered in the order in which it was asked.

*BEEP*
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #3 on: June 23, 2012, 12:01:41 AM
Haha. I'm honest.

Yes. Once when I spunked I had some on my finger and I looked at it and thought "huh".

So I licked it. I didn't ingest any or even put any in my mouth, just a quick lick. It was weird; not as salty as I imagined. Not as strong as I imagined either.




Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #4 on: June 23, 2012, 01:47:09 AM
I almost said "you first" for the sharing moment, however, Kyle broke it out ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #5 on: June 26, 2012, 09:16:57 PM
Given obvious differences..... Boy spunk tastes Very Similar to girl spunk.
Unless the A person smokes, drinks excessively or slams meth. (or other drugs)

Spunk Can taste just like a beer or an ashtray. Or a hit of dope.


If the person is relatively healthy, it tastes like basic sex fluid.

Maybe it's just me.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #6 on: June 26, 2012, 11:09:19 PM
Garbage in, garbage out.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #7 on: June 27, 2012, 01:38:03 AM
Yep.

Once, in the beginning of my clean time, (off drugs) during sex with this guy, I noticed that his spunk tasted just like Bud Light.
I was also questioning whether or not I was an alcoholic as well as an addict.

I went to my drug counselor the next day and told her that I thought I had
Relapsed because the guy obviously drank a lot.....

She laughed.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #8 on: June 27, 2012, 01:50:39 AM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #9 on: June 27, 2012, 01:53:38 AM
Does the fruit juice flavor really get into your nutsack that quickly?



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #10 on: June 27, 2012, 02:13:58 AM
It takes a day or so, however, they continually fuck and do facials ...
... it's "maintenance", if you will
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #11 on: June 30, 2012, 12:42:20 PM
Sure have.




Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #12 on: July 18, 2012, 02:47:39 AM
Yep.

Once, in the beginning of my clean time, (off drugs) during sex with this guy, I noticed that his spunk tasted just like Bud Light.
I was also questioning whether or not I was an alcoholic as well as an addict.

I went to my drug counselor the next day and told her that I thought I had
Relapsed because the guy obviously drank a lot.....

She laughed.

My mom is a MSW who used to work on the treatment side of CPS. A lot of her work in the late 90's was parents who got off meth and got custody of their kids back. During that time she had at least 2 women say that the only way they could have failed a random UA was because they gave a blow job to a guy who must still be using. I assume her co-workers heard the same thing, because they were half-jokingly saying that DHS should run an "Oral Sex Study".



Re: Seminal Autophagy (Cum-Guzzling Your Own Splooge) Reply #13 on: July 19, 2012, 03:28:04 PM
Hmmmm ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')