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Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?(Read 13392 times)
Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #30 on: March 28, 2009, 01:53:03 AM
fuck you, headcase

Anytime, anywhere.

/Hudson
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Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #31 on: March 28, 2009, 05:06:04 AM
Almost. I was 18 (1999) and literally ran 4 miles to a coffee shop down near the University of Texas (I didn't get my license until 21 so I couldn't drive), to meet up with Switchbladekitten. We went back to my step-dad's, who was in D.C. for a week, and messed around. It was my first time sucking on tits, and feeling a pussy. I fingered her but I couldn't get hard... terribly nervous.

She also bled all over my fingers. Dirty whore.



Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #32 on: March 28, 2009, 05:08:09 AM
tmi
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #33 on: March 28, 2009, 05:11:30 AM
She also bled all over my fingers. Dirty whore.


Are you sure it wasent your fingernails ripping her insides ?
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Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #34 on: March 28, 2009, 05:25:14 AM
That's what I thought when I first saw blood on my fingers... but she didn't seem to be hurting, and when she saw the blood she seemed embarassed and made up some excuse about her having a scab on her leg that she accidentally scraped off.

I wasn't sure if I ever made a thread about her, but I did! I just checked my thread-archive and found it! Though it looks like I actually met up with her about 6 months after I thought I did according to the post date. My memory sucks. I guess I was 19,  not 18.

http://1austindude.bravehost.com/001683~1.HTM



Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #35 on: March 28, 2009, 05:36:36 AM
so it wasent the X after all.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #36 on: March 28, 2009, 05:37:29 AM
http://1austindude.bravehost.com/001683~1.HTM

This is the best part of that link, the first reply:

"Not a complete waste of time, but I've read better porn carved on the inside door of a bathroom stall. At least you didn't pollute my eyes with that picture of the bludgeoned girl being fucked, though, and for that much I thank you.
-Erinye"

Man I miss her fucking hilarious comments, whatever happened to Erinye?
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #37 on: March 28, 2009, 05:48:54 AM
She's apparently living in Western Australia.



Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #38 on: March 28, 2009, 07:19:34 AM
that's close enough, get gagging on that shit
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Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #39 on: March 28, 2009, 09:25:34 AM
That's what I thought when I first saw blood on my fingers... but she didn't seem to be hurting, and when she saw the blood she seemed embarassed and made up some excuse about her having a scab on her leg that she accidentally scraped off.

I wasn't sure if I ever made a thread about her, but I did! I just checked my thread-archive and found it! Though it looks like I actually met up with her about 6 months after I thought I did according to the post date. My memory sucks. I guess I was 19,  not 18.

http://1austindude.bravehost.com/001683~1.HTM


hah, according to 13chem's sig i was on her black list. man, what'd i do to deserve that? sorry, sasha, sorry! don't hate me anymore! i am awesome and less stupid now!
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Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #40 on: March 28, 2009, 09:41:45 AM
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People on the sad pathetic loser list:
Pinkcrayon
Hippo
Danzig

Haha, Snausha bunched in Hipp-hoe with me.  Classic.
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Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #41 on: March 28, 2009, 09:51:58 AM
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Man I miss her fucking hilarious comments, whatever happened to Erinye?

 I killed her
(I wish)

Pathetic loser list = people who shat all over sasha's cum dumpster lifestyle. Gosh, those herpes outbreaks sure made her something irritable!



Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #42 on: March 28, 2009, 10:03:49 AM
Pathetic loser list = people who shat all over sasha's cum dumpster lifestyle. Gosh, those herpes outbreaks sure made her something irritable!

Who are these people who you say "shat all over Sasha's cum dumpster lifestyle"?  I'm not sure if you were referring to me, because I for one support that type of lifestyle wholeheartedly.
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Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #43 on: March 28, 2009, 10:23:20 AM
 Sasha and Aria have generally displayed about ten times more character than a certain average-looking New England girl (inexplicably wanked over by a bunch of adoring dorks) that I could name.

 Aria knows about this place, but I think she's having too much fun being married and/or cares not a damn.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #44 on: March 28, 2009, 11:01:17 AM
hmm. i didn't think i have ever had a bunch of adoring dorks "wanking" over me. i certainly don't like the idea of little spermies flying around in this world, after being stroked out of a lonely little penis, wasted on thoughts of that hideous orange (not yellow) bikini or any other picture i post. i mean, can't a guy see a photo of a fit girl in a bathing suit WITHOUT jerking it? honestly.



Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #45 on: March 28, 2009, 11:28:17 AM
i mean, can't a guy see a photo of a fit girl in a bathing suit WITHOUT jerking it? honestly.

Depends on the guy, the mood he is in, the girl in the photo, and what the actual photo entails.  For the record, I don't think I need to reiterate what girls here I want to be sandwiched between.
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Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #46 on: March 28, 2009, 07:49:12 PM
She's apparently living in Western Australia.

that's close enough, get gagging on that shit

Dude, its closer for me to go to Te Puke than it is to go to Perth.

Aria knows about this place, but I think she's having too much fun being married and/or cares not a damn.

This is me thinking out loud, and not implying anything, but I wonder if Aria has a sister that worked in the ShowNTel? One of the girls in there I had a long chat with has a sister who was living in Perth. It wasnt that girl who thought I was from Nebraska.

Coincidence?
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Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #47 on: March 29, 2009, 01:27:18 AM
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Man I miss her fucking hilarious comments, whatever happened to Erinye?

 I killed her
(I wish)

Pathetic loser list = people who shat all over sasha's cum dumpster lifestyle. Gosh, those herpes outbreaks sure made her something irritable!


Why was I not on it then?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #48 on: March 29, 2009, 03:41:19 PM
However, I am happily married to a stunning woman who's probably Tokyo's young entrepeneur of the year so I think I came out OK

Most definitely. And that's all I'm contributing to this thread.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #49 on: March 29, 2009, 04:10:42 PM
W3rd ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #50 on: March 30, 2009, 04:45:50 AM
However, I am happily married to a stunning woman who's probably Tokyo's young entrepeneur of the year so I think I came out OK

Most definitely. And that's all I'm contributing to this thread.

Hahaha. Fair enough :)



Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #51 on: March 30, 2009, 10:01:10 AM
However, I am happily married to a stunning woman who's probably Tokyo's young entrepeneur of the year so I think I came out OK

Most definitely. And that's all I'm contributing to this thread.

What, are you afraid you're going to say you want to bone Nick's wife or something?
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Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #52 on: March 30, 2009, 11:24:58 AM
and if he did bone her, then someone would have something fucking pertinent to post in this thread.

A-S sort of got me laid. I got laid anyway, but the site did introduce me to a penis I liked.



Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #53 on: March 30, 2009, 10:05:43 PM
However, I am happily married to a stunning woman who's probably Tokyo's young entrepeneur of the year so I think I came out OK

Most definitely. And that's all I'm contributing to this thread.

What, are you afraid you're going to say you want to bone Nick's wife or something?

No, although I'm pretty sure both Nick and I think of each other's SO's as boneable. It's a form of mutual respect, I'd say.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #54 on: March 31, 2009, 01:26:05 AM
So, I can still have at 'em, right?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #55 on: March 31, 2009, 01:32:25 AM
I've met a lot of A-S folks, but haven't boned any of 'em (yet!)



Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #56 on: March 31, 2009, 03:56:55 AM
You mean fuck them, yeah?

Because if you mean remove their skellington, I'm not sure I'd want to meet you. Unless you have a target other than me, and I can participate.



Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #57 on: March 31, 2009, 07:28:00 AM
You mean fuck them, yeah?

Because if you mean remove their skellington, I'm not sure I'd want to meet you. Unless you have a target other than me, and I can participate.

lolz
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #58 on: March 31, 2009, 11:10:31 AM
I've met a lot of A-S L-G folks, but haven't boned any of 'em (yet!)
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid? Reply #59 on: March 31, 2009, 11:11:29 AM
you're a latecomer, there's still time
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.