Femme Fatales S01E01

http://www.tubeplus.me/player/1913038/Femme_Fatales/season_1/episode_1/Behind_Locked_Doors/ (pick your own server)

I've never watched this before but I previewed S2E06 today and decided to start at the beginning. Seems like an interesting show based on the premise although a common theme. But this show is fully soft porn rated. (common full frontal)

This is why I posted it here instead of in entertainment. And the women are natural! Quite refreshing. 

Quite a few episodes available so I can watch this for a while. LOL

Never heard of it, but I will be partaking in some viewing pleasure.

Tell me you're not into it for the plot.

I'm still not sure what the plot is!

Meh.. boring.

People watch this shit online? With the abundance of real porn so easily available? I thought this stuff was just late night skinemax fodder.

There is no plot, only an overlaying theme, each episode is a self contained short.

People watch this shit online? With the abundance of real porn so easily available? I thought this stuff was just late night skinemax fodder.

You are so spoiled.

In the same way that I'm spoiled by not having to ride a horse around to get from A to B, sure.

Well it's like saying "why watch free tv when there's pay per view"

You mean because I have the pay movie channels? They come with basic cable here.

Hahaha you're taking it to literally.

I just thought your original comment was a bit harsh. The show isn't that bad. Average to above average ladies totally naked much of the time with a story too! Plus each episode has some sort of evil twist, the acting is decent and they are well made.

What could be bad about that.

Eh, softcore's pretty boring. I've seen this show on lots of times, but have never bothered watching. And really, fuck a plot. As far as I'm concerned, porn is a means to an end. Watching some fucking "story" which serves as an excuse for nudity just seems pointless.

Looks like you and I are the only people on here today.

I've never seen it before.

The only time "plot" in porn is OK is when it's one of those funny porns like the Seinfield XXX, or Big Gang Bang Theory, etc.

Nope. No interest. Why bother? Why not watch a show that's actually good, instead?

Styx - Too Much Time On My Hands

Nope. No interest. Why bother? Why not watch a show that's actually good, instead?

That's exactly the point! It's terrible usually, in a fucking hilarious b-movie... no, z-movie...  way. The low budget, the crap acting, the terrible one-liners, and the whole cheese factor. Then when they start fucking you go back to business.

It's not that bad!

Btw Si, just what do you consider a "good" show?

Dexter, 30 Rock, Modern Family, Shameless, L&O: SVU, The Daily Show, Colbert, Californication (and there's an example of a show that manages to feature a fair amount of sex/nudity without being the sort of thing that's clearly just meant for people looking to jerk off), Flight of the Conchords, Wings, South Park, Jeopardy!, Top Gear, anything Jamie Oliver, anything Bourdain... etc.

South park and Dexter are about the only things in that list I watch. And of course Wings, but that hasn't aired here in well over a decade, nearly two. The rest smack to much of soap centric drama.

I admit some of the episodes are a little boring but lets revisit the thread title for a moment, it isn't "great show ahead" now is it. Nor was it posted in entertainment.

I think you're mistaking my incredulity at anyone actually seeking this sort of thing out online, when there's an endless supply of actual porn available for free, for me disapproving of you watching this stuff. I have nothing against you wanting to watch this, I just can't for the life of me imagine why you would want to.

Well it's still better that Wilfred. As to why, I haven't watched any regular programing in over a decade and all the shows I regularly watch online are in their off season. So it's been boring lately.

But I really did like the S2E06 episode. SiFi (transporter research) theme, reminded me of an old episode of Outer Limits. Except the evil bitch won, nice to see the bad guys win for a change.

I just searched out a bunch of reviews, 6.7 - 8 / 10 across the board.

So blah blah blah

Oh oh and I really posted this for Kyle actually, to give him a heads up on just how evil bitches can be. And maybe provide some spank material, but really for the learning curve.

Beware is the point.

""I think you're mistaking my incredulity at anyone actually seeking this sort of thing out online, when there's an endless supply of actual porn available for free, for me disapproving of you watching this stuff. I have nothing against you wanting to watch this, I just can't for the life of me imagine why you would want to.
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Free porn is usually fragmented and has no plot.
Si? I didn't seek this out, I just came across it. I don't especially want to watch porn, especially the paid for shit. (ok sometimes I do) Except for when I'm in a mood and need support for a theme.

You disapprove of me watching this stuff and made a point of putting it down because you disapprove of me! 
Face it. It doesn't matter, you can be honest.

Free porn is usually fragmented and has no plot.

Yep. Perfect for my occasional porn needs. Do what I need to do and then go do something else. I'm not interested in prolonged masturbatory sessions - if I'm gonna spend more than a few minutes taking care of business, there needs to be another person present who warrants the attention.

Si? I didn't seek this out, I just came across it.

I bet you did, Panama Red!

But seriously, you may not have sought this out, but clearly someone is, otherwise it wouldn't be available.

You disapprove of me watching this stuff and made a point of putting it down because you disapprove of me! 
Face it. It doesn't matter, you can be honest.

Full honesty: nope, you're totally wrong. I don't disapprove of either you OR your various viewing habits. I occasionally disapprove of something you post, and true to form I never hesitate to tell you so. You can count on the fact that any time I see something posted that I find objectionable or creepy, I speak up. Hence the post count. In fact I can remember going to bat for you back on one of the ezboards when a bunch of people were dissing you and telling you to fuck off. Fact is, I like you just fine. You're a character, and I'm glad you post here. But I speak my mind, and always will. So chill, Win-ston.

LOL

Oh shit, I totally got all dramatic. ...

Hey Kyle,

Speed Art #12 - E dubble you LAD

Also check into corned tuna.

... Hot Tuna was an ok 70's band

Actually I meant that investment wise.

So did I ...

I'm sitting on this barstool talking like a damn fool
Got the twelve o'clock news blues

And I've given up hope on the afternoon soaps
And a bottle of cold brew

Is it any wonder I'm not crazy?
Is it any wonder I'm sane at all

Well I'm so tired of losing I got nothing to do
And all day to do it

I'd go out cruisin' but I've no place to go
And all night to get there

Is it any wonder I'm not a criminal?
Is it any wonder I'm not in jail?

Is it any wonder I've got too much time on my hands
It's ticking away with my sanity
I've got too much time on my hands
It's hard to believe such a calamity
I've got too much time on my hands

And it's ticking away, ticking away from me
Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands

That about sums it up ...
... oh, and I'm well versed on Styx, both Dennis DeYoung AND Tommy Shaw versions
... in fact, I know Dennis DeYoung personally, not like I know MeatLoaf, but I DO know him

The youtube video I posted was excellent and fit the thread so well I thought I would post the lyrics. Cool that you know these guys they have some really great music.

W3rd ...