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When I quit drinking and started banging junk I lost 35 pounds.  Then I quit shooting up and the weight has stayed off.  People ask me how I lost the weight and I say, "pilates."


For sale: My dignity(Read 3688 times)
For sale: My dignity on: November 01, 2012, 04:28:49 AM
Oh shit, never mind, that's been gone for a while.



Re: For sale: My dignity Reply #1 on: November 02, 2012, 12:38:35 AM
I see a bait'n'switch possible here ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: For sale: My dignity Reply #2 on: November 02, 2012, 02:25:40 AM
You can have my virginity for your dignity.

[cue blowjob joke]
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: For sale: My dignity Reply #3 on: November 02, 2012, 02:41:38 AM
Hahahaha!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: For sale: My dignity Reply #4 on: November 02, 2012, 10:03:06 AM
I feellike I've almost gained my virginity back, it's been so long since I fucked someone (it was actually that redhead).  I'm getting the DTs from lack of poon, man.  *shakes*



Re: For sale: My dignity Reply #5 on: November 02, 2012, 01:27:33 PM
Wow, that answers my question from the Sex thread ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: For sale: My dignity Reply #6 on: November 15, 2012, 07:43:56 PM
Quit frontin'... You never had any.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: For sale: My dignity Reply #7 on: November 15, 2012, 10:43:54 PM
Sure I did! Been gone since 1996, but it did once exist.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.