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The voice of Sesame Street's Elmo denies he had gay sex with a minor(Read 6126 times)
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>>Elmo is bigger than any one person<<

Hahahahaha
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Does that mean Elmo's hung like Snuffy?
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One would assume as such ...
... he has a high voice because his nuts tug his vocal chords down, pinching them
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It doesn't make it totally alright, but it's worth pointing out that the minor in question was supposedly sixteen. It at least makes it more of a grey area than if it were someone considerably younger. I feel like it also might be less of a big deal to people had it been a sixteen year old girl.
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I don't know about that ...
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"Mr. Noodle, how do YOU handle underage sex allegations?"

May just be the best "Elmo's World" segment evar.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Noodle in case you don't have any youngins in the house and have no clue who Mr.Noodle is.
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Creepy older dudes taking advantage of young gay guys as they're just coming out is not uncommon if Dan Savage is to be believed.

I think it's even creepier than older dude/barely legal woman because the power dynamics can be even more skewed.




Yeah, that's true. It ought not to be, but an older guy does hold the power of potentially embarrassing the younger dude by outing him.

Still, at least it wasn't an actual child. And I believe the guy has now withdrawn his allegation, which means he probably just got paid a bunch of Elmoney.
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Elmoney...LOL

In other news, this German Shepard mix across the street is humping the face/head of the Pitbull across the street for well over half an hour.



Not just outing them - they could be out and not have built a new support network yet, depending on how their families take it and they may also not have had many romantic opportunities at all.



Also true.
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And now the guy is freaking out because Elmo strong-armed him into a bullshit settlement.




Huh?
Well, at least he gets a payday from this ...
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Pede (pronounced "peh-day") is the French word for "fag". This is a horrible pun.
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No, it's more of a "happy coincidence" ...
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You mean like a gay coincidence? This thread sure is queer.
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Hahahaha ....
Indeed-EE-doodlez!
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You have to ask what are the onion skins, how do they relate.
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I saw that ...
Wow!
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Pretty sad, really.
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Well, I think "Elmo" is well beyond Clash, and Elmo will just have a slightly different voice in the future ...
... that's about all that I think will ultimately come of this on that front
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I mean sad that despite any actual evidence of any wrongdoing, this guy's whole life and legacy is ruined. Don't get me wrong, if it turns out that he was doing bad shit, then fuck him. But if his "crime" turns out to have been that he was gay, rich, and closeted, and people are just trying to take advantage, then this is sad.
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On the flip side, even if he did nothing wrong he put himself in a very stupid situation by fucking around with, at best, barely legal dudes.




True, but at the same time I feel like if they'd been barely legal girls, this would be being treated differently.
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I think the bigger deal is the role he was playing - people are hyper sensitive about kids.  I think the accusation of sex with a minor takes anyone on the Sesame Street team down.

If he's a character actor on sitcoms, a sub-A list actor in the movies, or similar, then it probably is in the tabloids for a few weeks and goes away regardless of gender.



I can do Elmo's voice... problem is that I tell stories in Elmo's voice that sound like they should come out of Gilbert Gottfried's mouth...
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Two words; witch hunt ...

The original account was "recanted" ...
... even if read as (quote, Si?) "Elmoney changed hands"
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