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Old School(Read 3995 times)
Old School on: November 27, 2012, 02:02:27 PM
Anyone else nostalgic enough to read High Times Magazine instead of staring at the computer screen all day?
I'm rather enjoying this months issue.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Old School Reply #1 on: November 27, 2012, 02:36:41 PM
I buy it very occasionally, once every couple years or so.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Old School Reply #2 on: November 27, 2012, 06:48:52 PM
My brother is a continual contributor/writer for it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Old School Reply #3 on: November 27, 2012, 09:07:41 PM
I sit in books stores and read it. They act like their silly plastic bag will stop me...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Old School Reply #4 on: November 27, 2012, 10:33:57 PM
I really like you giys
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Old School Reply #5 on: November 28, 2012, 12:07:07 AM
But I'm the one whom might transport you across the desert to a single night of pure rest.
Or ... maybe not.


hehehehehe

And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: Old School Reply #6 on: November 29, 2012, 01:20:53 PM
Tru. You're fucking with my head, aren't you?
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Old School Reply #7 on: November 30, 2012, 01:53:01 AM
I don't even know what he means ...
... hit on her harder so we can all enjoy it, man!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Old School Reply #8 on: November 30, 2012, 08:12:18 PM
It is rather entertaining to watch him repeatedly crash and burn...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Old School Reply #9 on: November 30, 2012, 09:13:25 PM
I wasn't hitting on her, it was more esoteric and obtuse. Unfortunately I can't remember why it seemed relevant and humorous to me at the time.  Perhaps it had something to do with trashy novels at the library or book store cross interjected by events in some forgotten movie I was watching at the time. There was a punch line but it has now slipped away.

Haven't even seen a High times in over 25 years.
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: Old School Reply #10 on: November 30, 2012, 11:19:50 PM
I wasn't hitting on her, it was more esoteric and obtuse. Unfortunately I can't remember why
  it seemed relevant and humorous to me at the time.
( that's the whole point of this thread, yes? ). 
  Perhaps it had something to do with trashy novels at the ( here, Tru is clearly hitting on me, though ) library or book store cross interjected by events in some forgotten movie I was watching at the time. There was a punch line but it has now slipped away.

Haven't even seen a High times in over 25 years.

... hit on her harder so we can all enjoy it, man!

Luna nods ...
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Old School Reply #11 on: December 01, 2012, 07:15:08 PM
Oh wait, maybe I WAS hitting on her.

I can't focus on it but it does seem like there may have been something sort of spicy intended as an end to that train of thought. But not in the typical interpretation of hitting on. More than that but not too much! Not a fixation or anything like that. Maybe something along the lines of a great adventure where we end up just snuggling.

It takes too long for responses here and eventually I sober up temporarily, and that ruins everything!

But I bounce around haphazardly too much, sober or ripped for real time interaction.
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: Old School Reply #12 on: December 02, 2012, 12:18:05 PM
Hahahahaha .....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Old School Reply #13 on: December 02, 2012, 06:16:31 PM
Dude, she's got eyes that say, "Bring that over here" and a wry smile that says, "you'll get it back when I'm done with it", a body that cries out to be worshipped, a headful of naughtiness and a love of sick kink that whispers in your ear that you're going to wake up on a rubber sheet in a puddle of blood, and various other bodily fluids... and love it.

Of course you were hitting on her. If you weren't you deserve to be face down ass up in Dave's livingroom with the cameras rolling...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Old School Reply #14 on: December 02, 2012, 06:31:01 PM
And a desire for a hand fasting ceremony under a late spring full moon that includes skinny dipping, belly dancing and knife throwing. Just saying.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Old School Reply #15 on: December 02, 2012, 08:31:56 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Old School Reply #16 on: December 02, 2012, 10:16:54 PM
>> Of course you were hitting on her. If you weren't you deserve to be face down ass up in Dave's living room with the cameras rolling... <<

Oh my goodness, so I should be hitting on her then. Crap I thought we could just be friends.
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: Old School Reply #17 on: December 02, 2012, 11:45:16 PM
We are friends Tru. That kind of friends.
Look Zoomie, he likes me, but he doesn't Like me-like me.

Now. Its come to my attention that I sometimes forget where I set my colander after draining pasta or vegetables of fruit after washing. Where is the one place you would suggest tooling for it? Its ok that I wont see any responses until to Oreo, and that's ok because I wont need it until I cook again. I wont need to cook again unless the ogre of a neighbor steals my refrigerator again, and if the lame fuck does try, well? They can have it. Obviously they need it more than I do. And what grown man wants to be called Rubber Ducky anyhow?! Look, I'm not judging, all I'm saying is that sometimes you Have to take a shot of that shiny shit in the eye or ass once in a while to get ahead in life. Both metaphysically and physiologically. Don't be mental.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Old School Reply #18 on: December 02, 2012, 11:47:20 PM
Oh my fuck. That's Will Ferrell. I could cream the jeans of Queens queen.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Old School Reply #19 on: December 03, 2012, 09:21:00 AM
Hahahaha!
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Old School Reply #20 on: December 03, 2012, 04:29:21 PM
Holy crap. Aside from the High Times magazine,Tru, Zoomie&kink, and will Ferrell... What the fuck was I talking about there? Jesus, I think I lost my mind for a while.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Old School Reply #21 on: December 03, 2012, 11:09:55 PM
I was thinking the same thing ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Old School Reply #22 on: December 04, 2012, 02:07:06 AM
Holy crap claspers. Aside from the High Times magazine,Tru, Zoomie&kink, and will Ferrell... What the fuck was I talking about there? Jesus, I think I lost my mind for a while.
Fixed
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: Old School Reply #23 on: December 04, 2012, 12:33:30 PM
Fixed
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Old School Reply #24 on: December 04, 2012, 04:30:32 PM
LOL
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: Old School Reply #25 on: December 04, 2012, 05:57:30 PM
Claspers not Clapsters????
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Old School Reply #26 on: December 04, 2012, 07:09:06 PM
BOL
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Old School Reply #27 on: December 04, 2012, 07:51:03 PM
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: Old School Reply #28 on: December 05, 2012, 11:04:48 AM
Bollocks!
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Old School Reply #29 on: December 06, 2012, 03:56:57 PM
BOL-SACS AND BABOONS!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')