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ok cupid(Read 3272 times)
ok cupid on: November 30, 2012, 09:36:40 AM
OH my gawd you guise! halp me fill out a profile?
I'm socially inept and boring as fuck.

Have only ever been in one relationship since i was 16 and have pretty much been a shut in for the last 12 years.




Re: ok cupid Reply #1 on: November 30, 2012, 09:39:32 AM
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/kekevonlawls

is all i have now  ;D .. be a real nigga and halp mama fill the rest out? pretty please?


Thrash: Fixed link tag
« Last Edit: December 02, 2012, 12:24:49 PM by Thrash »



Re: ok cupid Reply #2 on: November 30, 2012, 11:19:58 AM
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/kekevonlawls/

is all i have now  ;D .. be a real nigga and halp mama fill the rest out? pretty please?

I'll help a little by editing your post.
American Ethics:

We sacrifice the many, for the profit of the few. God Bless America



Re: ok cupid Reply #3 on: November 30, 2012, 11:21:12 AM
WTF?
American Ethics:

We sacrifice the many, for the profit of the few. God Bless America



Re: ok cupid Reply #4 on: November 30, 2012, 12:32:42 PM
wtf!?!?!



Re: ok cupid Reply #5 on: November 30, 2012, 08:06:42 PM
I'd send you a flirt if I could remember my OKC password...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: ok cupid Reply #6 on: November 30, 2012, 10:57:19 PM
Just do it here. And take your shorts off.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: ok cupid Reply #7 on: December 02, 2012, 12:25:44 PM
Kyle'll send you one as well ...
Just don't blow him any time in the next month or so ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ok cupid Reply #8 on: December 05, 2012, 07:12:35 AM
I'm not clicking any link you freaks put up here.
« Last Edit: December 05, 2012, 07:52:06 PM by underclass »
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: ok cupid Reply #9 on: December 05, 2012, 10:08:14 AM
And then she disappeared and her OKC profile is gone... she either met a guy and is off sinking the pink, met a serial killer and is rotting in a shallow grave, or bought the rest of the twinkies in the world on eBay and is locked in her room preparing for some Zoomie...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: ok cupid Reply #10 on: December 06, 2012, 04:03:51 PM
Wow, tough call on that one ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ok cupid Reply #11 on: December 16, 2012, 08:08:59 PM
I got a ton of messages after putting up a couple of pictures... and realized i'm mega socially awkward and didn't know how to reply to any of them.

So i deleted that shit. :-[

also..i'm pretty sure i have never eaten a twinkie in my life.



Re: ok cupid Reply #12 on: December 16, 2012, 08:23:44 PM
Never eaten a twinkie
*blinks* huh? How is that possible?



Re: ok cupid Reply #13 on: December 17, 2012, 01:04:41 AM
We would have helped you with replies ...

On a semi-related note; Zoomie's depressed now ...

BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ok cupid Reply #14 on: December 17, 2012, 06:48:08 PM
We would have helped you with replies ...



I might eventually reactivate it again for teh lawls and let you guise respond.



Re: ok cupid Reply #15 on: December 17, 2012, 07:19:59 PM
That would really fuck with someones head.
American Ethics:

We sacrifice the many, for the profit of the few. God Bless America



Re: ok cupid Reply #16 on: December 18, 2012, 12:23:28 AM
Hi Commie! You won't accept my FB friend request?! What kind of a friend are you?!?!?!

 8) I understand not mixing personal and loaded-gun. It's cool.

Also, DAMMIT I missed your profile. Reactivate that shit.



Re: ok cupid Reply #17 on: December 18, 2012, 06:21:16 PM
Kyle's still in love ...
Awwww!!!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ok cupid Reply #18 on: December 18, 2012, 09:47:57 PM
the only friend request i accepted from any of you guise is Mosh... y'll niggas kind of scare me



Re: ok cupid Reply #19 on: December 18, 2012, 10:19:10 PM
I'M scary?!?!?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ok cupid Reply #20 on: December 18, 2012, 10:47:03 PM
You think Mosh is LESS scary than Thrash or I??? Wow girl, you got to check your priorities...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: ok cupid Reply #21 on: December 18, 2012, 10:47:24 PM
Moi?



Re: ok cupid Reply #22 on: December 19, 2012, 12:28:10 AM
No, COMMIE ...
Apparently, after 13+ years, we scare her ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ok cupid Reply #23 on: December 19, 2012, 04:57:09 AM
You think Mosh is LESS scary than Thrash or I??? Wow girl, you got to check your priorities...

It's coz I'm on a different continent.... and I've got a picture of Monkey as my profile pic.
« Last Edit: December 19, 2012, 04:58:29 AM by mosh »



Re: ok cupid Reply #24 on: December 19, 2012, 11:22:18 AM
Apparently your giant island is less scary than my tiny one.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: ok cupid Reply #25 on: December 19, 2012, 06:57:59 PM
 :) i love you guise and all.. but... I don't really like mixing my irlz and my internets.

plus kyle is a full blown creeper.. i don't want that nigga saving my pictures for another 13+ years.



Re: ok cupid Reply #26 on: December 19, 2012, 07:54:53 PM
Muh hartz is brokeded... Luna he'p meh...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: ok cupid Reply #27 on: December 19, 2012, 11:39:21 PM
Muh hartz is brokeded... Luna he'p meh...

D'awz :( you want I should call you? That is sad :(
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: ok cupid Reply #28 on: December 19, 2012, 11:41:46 PM
Tha boys smitten he should just own up.
American Ethics:

We sacrifice the many, for the profit of the few. God Bless America



Re: ok cupid Reply #29 on: December 20, 2012, 12:11:57 AM
I am.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!