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I sell You buy(Read 6342 times)
I sell You buy on: December 05, 2012, 11:35:04 PM
I'm selling my home gym. Elliptical, Bowflex Sport and various resistance tools. All in good shape. No one is buying tho.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: I sell You buy Reply #1 on: December 06, 2012, 12:25:35 AM
You have Viagra too?
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: I sell You buy Reply #2 on: December 06, 2012, 01:16:22 AM
Hahahahaha :)
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: I sell You buy Reply #3 on: December 08, 2012, 10:42:40 AM
I thought you loved that stuff?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: I sell You buy Reply #4 on: December 08, 2012, 01:54:20 PM
I thought that too ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I sell You buy Reply #5 on: December 08, 2012, 10:18:07 PM
I fucking do. I'm trading my elliptical with me sister for that bike she let me borrow last year. The one that matched your yellow and black one, Si.
As far as the bowflex... No one is buying.... So I suppose I'm  keeping it.!!!
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: I sell You buy Reply #6 on: December 10, 2012, 01:33:34 AM
I'd but it, however, to ship it, I might as well buy new from the factory ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I sell You buy Reply #7 on: December 11, 2012, 12:04:49 PM
Seriously. It weighs a Lot. I love it.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: I sell You buy Reply #8 on: December 11, 2012, 05:11:00 PM
I'm sure I would too ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I sell You buy Reply #9 on: December 11, 2012, 08:31:24 PM
I think they make less weighty models. Haha skinny models. I mean the bowflex though.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: I sell You buy Reply #10 on: December 12, 2012, 01:47:09 AM
Nah; if I'm gonna do that shit, I'm gonna grind that bitch right the fuck out ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I sell You buy Reply #11 on: December 13, 2012, 11:43:08 AM
W3RD!!

Its such a smooth, convienent way to work out at home. I used resistance bands for a long time, then this. Seriously, you start to feel really good about your choice to move such a huge piece of equipment into your home, like, right away. I'm putting on one side of my room, so I can have my dining room back. I will admit, its a lot more work to exercise now days, and that's probably because my thyroid is barely functioning at all. Anyway, if you get one Dave, you'll be feeling like a hot mess of a Diva in no time.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: I sell You buy Reply #12 on: December 13, 2012, 11:57:03 PM
It's been years since I've felt that way; I admit it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I sell You buy Reply #13 on: December 16, 2012, 08:13:42 PM
i really want an Elliptical



Re: I sell You buy Reply #14 on: December 17, 2012, 01:06:19 AM
I want an "around the world" ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I sell You buy Reply #15 on: December 17, 2012, 04:30:09 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: I sell You buy Reply #16 on: December 17, 2012, 05:16:34 PM
I'll take it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I sell You buy Reply #17 on: December 18, 2012, 10:27:40 AM
Si! That's exactly what I thought of too!
i really want an Elliptical
They are FUN.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: I sell You buy Reply #18 on: December 18, 2012, 03:51:14 PM
... vaginaboob
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I sell You buy Reply #19 on: December 18, 2012, 06:57:27 PM
Gary Busey uber dicknipples!

No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I sell You buy Reply #20 on: December 18, 2012, 09:48:58 PM
Quote from: Melissa, in regards to that last pic
He's such a fucknut; if he were walking around with that as a Halloween costume, I'd not be surprised ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I sell You buy Reply #21 on: December 19, 2012, 10:34:38 AM
That's it. Im getting my nails done.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: I sell You buy Reply #22 on: December 30, 2012, 02:53:58 PM
Gary Busey uber dicknipples!



i find this hard to masturbate to.



Re: I sell You buy Reply #23 on: December 30, 2012, 07:17:12 PM
... but, it's so .....
so ....

... busy!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I sell You buy Reply #24 on: December 30, 2012, 08:10:43 PM
It might be the red fingernail polish putting her off?
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: I sell You buy Reply #25 on: December 31, 2012, 12:18:32 PM
That's the only thing I like about porn. The bitches who get their nails did,jerking guys off and finger fucking other bitches.
Shiny, French tips. That is so fucking hot. And if a girl knows how to properly apply lip gloss. *sigh*
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: I sell You buy Reply #26 on: January 01, 2013, 02:56:12 AM
What about finger fucking other girls' anuses with those same long, polished nails?
... even -=I=- think that's a little suspect
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I sell You buy Reply #27 on: January 01, 2013, 08:21:36 AM
They don't have to be long. Just French tips.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: I sell You buy Reply #28 on: January 04, 2013, 03:49:15 PM
Hmmm, then ....
What about finger fucking other girls' anuses with French tips?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I sell You buy Reply #29 on: January 04, 2013, 05:51:29 PM
Hmmm, then ....
What about finger fucking other girls' anuses with French tips?
Yes Dave. Ass play is hot. I watched a 45 year old woman and a 19 year old girl get freaky once, French tips in the anuses, mouths, vaggie-holes, ears, between toes.... It was pretty erotic. Oh, and they did that sixty-nine thing too. I love hearing girls cum. *smile*
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: I sell You buy Reply #30 on: January 05, 2013, 03:54:25 AM
We ALL do, dear ...
We ALL do ...

However, I have to pull the card out ...
Quote from: LG/AS
Pics/Vids or it never happened ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I sell You buy Reply #31 on: January 06, 2013, 09:39:02 AM
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: I sell You buy Reply #32 on: January 06, 2013, 04:04:01 PM
Well, that certainly ties up all that we've been talking about quite neatly, I'd say ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I sell You buy Reply #33 on: January 06, 2013, 05:30:32 PM
Ok, I guess no one fingered ears or toes. My bad.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: I sell You buy Reply #34 on: January 07, 2013, 01:54:47 PM
Well, that's Zoomie's thing ...
I was satisfied with that vid ...

Zooms, I need a call from the booth on this ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I sell You buy Reply #35 on: January 07, 2013, 02:52:40 PM
uhhh what was the question?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I sell You buy Reply #36 on: January 07, 2013, 05:57:25 PM
Video; yay or nay?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I sell You buy Reply #37 on: January 07, 2013, 11:37:25 PM
Oh. It was nice. the girl they picked up had nice feet but she looks like Danzig's sister. With that DNA in the back of my mind I wouldn't be able to get it up.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I sell You buy Reply #38 on: January 08, 2013, 04:39:18 PM
Wow, thanks for ruining it for the rest of the class, man ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I sell You buy Reply #39 on: January 08, 2013, 09:15:03 PM
Zoomie, I think you and I need to discuss something. Bid'ness prop. Hit me up.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: I sell You buy Reply #40 on: January 09, 2013, 04:40:00 PM
That's the only thing I like about porn. The bitches who get their nails did,jerking guys off and finger fucking other bitches.
Shiny, French tips. That is so fucking hot. And if a girl knows how to properly apply lip gloss. *sigh*

Really? Dude they're terrible. They're always fake nails, it's just trashy.



Re: I sell You buy Reply #41 on: January 09, 2013, 10:28:40 PM
Yeah, but isn't finger fucking with nails painful?
I would think so ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I sell You buy Reply #42 on: January 10, 2013, 04:37:06 PM
That's the only thing I like about porn. The bitches who get their nails did,jerking guys off and finger fucking other bitches.
Shiny, French tips. That is so fucking hot. And if a girl knows how to properly apply lip gloss. *sigh*

Really? Dude they're terrible. They're always fake nails, it's just trashy.

I've seen women get their natural nails shaped and spruced up to have a natural french tip.

But yeah, it is trashy. Maybe my inner whore likes trash. I dunno.

Yeah, but isn't finger fucking with nails painful?
I would think so ...

It doesn't have to be painful. One's got to have practiced quite a bit.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: I sell You buy Reply #43 on: January 11, 2013, 07:13:11 PM
Thankfully, I'm out of that ring of peepz ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')