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I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"


I sell You buy(Read 6166 times)
Re: I sell You buy Reply #30 on: January 05, 2013, 03:54:25 AM
We ALL do, dear ...
We ALL do ...

However, I have to pull the card out ...
Quote from: LG/AS
Pics/Vids or it never happened ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: I sell You buy Reply #31 on: January 06, 2013, 09:39:02 AM
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: I sell You buy Reply #32 on: January 06, 2013, 04:04:01 PM
Well, that certainly ties up all that we've been talking about quite neatly, I'd say ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I sell You buy Reply #33 on: January 06, 2013, 05:30:32 PM
Ok, I guess no one fingered ears or toes. My bad.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: I sell You buy Reply #34 on: January 07, 2013, 01:54:47 PM
Well, that's Zoomie's thing ...
I was satisfied with that vid ...

Zooms, I need a call from the booth on this ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I sell You buy Reply #35 on: January 07, 2013, 02:52:40 PM
uhhh what was the question?
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Re: I sell You buy Reply #36 on: January 07, 2013, 05:57:25 PM
Video; yay or nay?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I sell You buy Reply #37 on: January 07, 2013, 11:37:25 PM
Oh. It was nice. the girl they picked up had nice feet but she looks like Danzig's sister. With that DNA in the back of my mind I wouldn't be able to get it up.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I sell You buy Reply #38 on: January 08, 2013, 04:39:18 PM
Wow, thanks for ruining it for the rest of the class, man ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I sell You buy Reply #39 on: January 08, 2013, 09:15:03 PM
Zoomie, I think you and I need to discuss something. Bid'ness prop. Hit me up.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: I sell You buy Reply #40 on: January 09, 2013, 04:40:00 PM
That's the only thing I like about porn. The bitches who get their nails did,jerking guys off and finger fucking other bitches.
Shiny, French tips. That is so fucking hot. And if a girl knows how to properly apply lip gloss. *sigh*

Really? Dude they're terrible. They're always fake nails, it's just trashy.



Re: I sell You buy Reply #41 on: January 09, 2013, 10:28:40 PM
Yeah, but isn't finger fucking with nails painful?
I would think so ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I sell You buy Reply #42 on: January 10, 2013, 04:37:06 PM
That's the only thing I like about porn. The bitches who get their nails did,jerking guys off and finger fucking other bitches.
Shiny, French tips. That is so fucking hot. And if a girl knows how to properly apply lip gloss. *sigh*

Really? Dude they're terrible. They're always fake nails, it's just trashy.

I've seen women get their natural nails shaped and spruced up to have a natural french tip.

But yeah, it is trashy. Maybe my inner whore likes trash. I dunno.

Yeah, but isn't finger fucking with nails painful?
I would think so ...

It doesn't have to be painful. One's got to have practiced quite a bit.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: I sell You buy Reply #43 on: January 11, 2013, 07:13:11 PM
Thankfully, I'm out of that ring of peepz ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')