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Ready for the Holidays(Read 5554 times)
Ready for the Holidays on: December 08, 2012, 11:32:13 PM
Yup.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Ready for the Holidays Reply #1 on: December 09, 2012, 01:32:27 PM
I dont see my poison in there, so, I'll stick to my sticky.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Ready for the Holidays Reply #2 on: December 09, 2012, 07:42:51 PM
What is your poison?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Ready for the Holidays Reply #3 on: December 10, 2012, 01:30:16 AM
You know, you're more stocked up than I am ...
... odd
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ready for the Holidays Reply #4 on: December 10, 2012, 03:00:51 PM
That's because booze has a very limited shelf life at your house.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Ready for the Holidays Reply #5 on: December 11, 2012, 05:12:05 PM
Yep ...
I just finished The Knot you brought me last night ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ready for the Holidays Reply #6 on: December 11, 2012, 05:17:39 PM
Damn son, I ain't even opened mine yet. Still sipping my 12oz reserves... LOL
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Ready for the Holidays Reply #7 on: December 11, 2012, 05:21:46 PM
Oh, I forgot about that ...
... off to the flask I go!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ready for the Holidays Reply #8 on: December 11, 2012, 06:37:47 PM
Today I got given a bottle of proper Russian vodka by my friends who just came in from Moscow. I'm not really a vodka drinker but I'm curious to try it.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Ready for the Holidays Reply #9 on: December 11, 2012, 06:49:45 PM
Ask him (or her) if it's of the type that should be peppered and frozen. I had some good vodka that was reportedly nothing but sugar and potatoes and we put pepper in it, kept it in the freezer and it was superb. And I'm not a vodka fan.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Ready for the Holidays Reply #10 on: December 11, 2012, 08:00:24 PM
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Ready for the Holidays Reply #11 on: December 12, 2012, 01:53:41 AM
No, it's CALI, man ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ready for the Holidays Reply #12 on: December 14, 2012, 12:16:28 PM
Hey Tru. I've been checked into that resort before too. Never the Hotel California, though. More like the Hannibal MO inpatient. Its as exciting as people say Delaware is. Of course, there were some perks. A beautiful black lesbian who liked to take me into closets, each day a different one of us was the food server for meals, and when you made it two weeks, you got moved from the dorm to the halfway house for the remainder of your stay.
I think I am doing great, staying away from speed/coke/heroin/pills.

I've got a one drink maximum.

And a bunch of weed.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Ready for the Holidays Reply #13 on: December 16, 2012, 05:34:23 PM
And a bunch of weed.

... that's the spirit!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ready for the Holidays Reply #14 on: December 17, 2012, 10:02:17 AM
And I got my weed too! :)

I'm not much of a drinker. I do like rum&coke and jaeger&oj (I know it sounds gross, but it isn't.)



Re: Ready for the Holidays Reply #15 on: December 17, 2012, 12:47:04 PM
>>I've got a one drink maximum.
<<

I've got a 4 forties maximum.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Ready for the Holidays Reply #16 on: December 17, 2012, 05:17:19 PM
I have neither ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ready for the Holidays Reply #17 on: June 26, 2013, 04:36:01 AM
Been thinking of you too.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Ready for the Holidays Reply #18 on: June 27, 2013, 01:05:07 PM
Que?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ready for the Holidays Reply #19 on: June 29, 2013, 12:05:12 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.