Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Most likely, but stored offline. Who has the resources to put several gigabytes online just for the hell of it.