I don't think you would know what a cougar was if the only pussy that sat on your face is one of the cats that your girlfriend owns.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
"Someone left the bacon in the skillet too long"HAHAHAHAHAAnd that blonde's areolas scare me. Only seriously morbidly obese 40-something's with a double wide fulla brats should have tits like that...Right Commie?