By "the beard is gone" you mean you kicked your old lady to the curb and are now openly gay, right?
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
"Someone left the bacon in the skillet too long"HAHAHAHAHAAnd that blonde's areolas scare me. Only seriously morbidly obese 40-something's with a double wide fulla brats should have tits like that...Right Commie?