One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
"Someone left the bacon in the skillet too long"HAHAHAHAHAAnd that blonde's areolas scare me. Only seriously morbidly obese 40-something's with a double wide fulla brats should have tits like that...Right Commie?