Don't worry; I've got this ....
How old is she and why is she moving to Maine; Cali's a little more "happenin'"; you know?
lol, "Hold on I got this" XD ...in other words, "Hold on, I know the proper questions to ask in order to properly break Dylan's soul and publicly mock him."
She is 20, and she is moving to Maine in order to start a new life with me and marry me. She is as in love with me as I am with her. Believe it or not, she's constantly telling me how much she loves me and doesn't deserve me. Just today she told me again how it would be an honor for her to marry me. I've already asked her and she already said "I do". I know, she's completely fucking crazy XD ...actually, she has really low self esteem so you better believe I am gonna take full advantage of using my charm on my dream girl with low self esteem. In terms of true love, compatibility, and my luck when it comes to the entire situation, I've hit the fucking jackpot. We have followed each other for a while but we only started talking in January and I already have gotten her to buy nonrefundable one way tickets to me and get engaged to me.
Bitches, you forget I actually have skills...maybe not to pay the bills, but definitely to land my perfect chill-ass stoner wife.