nothing says love co-dependent alcoholism like winning a flipcup championship with your significant other by your side.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
I've always wanted a sail boat.I want to sail around so I can feed ice cream to sharks in an attempt to cheer them up. I know your thinking "Sharks only eat other fish, dumbass". Sure, if that's all they have..Sharks are rather cranky. Male sharks have a pair of intromittent organs called "claspers" (analogous to a mammalian penis). That's why they're cranky. Two penises and no hands..But I don't do happy endings, so they'll have to settle for the ice cream.