Unsolicited email:

Ever get it?

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Good Day,
 
 Our company Alpha Stainless Limited. Requires international agents. If
 you are interested in this position please write back with your
 FULL NAME:
 ADDRESS:
 CITY:
 STATE:
 ZIP CODE:
 COUNTRY:
 PHONE NUMBER:
 OCCUPATION:
 MARITAL STATUS:
 AGE:
 NATIONALITY: for more information on our enquiry.
 
 Thanks,
 
 Toby Brent

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Me:

How about you write back with an explanation of what you are trying to sell?

Stainless WHAT?



-----Original Message-----
From: Alpha Stainless Limited <nurul.ma@umk.edu.my>
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Sent: Thu, Mar 21, 2013 5:24 am
Subject: Part time Job offer

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 On the behalf of the Board of Directors of (Alpha Stainless Limited) we write to confirm the receipt of your email. We are pleased to inform you that you have been approved to be our company's Payment Receiving Officer in Resident country.

 We appreciate your willingness in transacting business with us. We must Bring to your notification that our Account department is preparing a Payment schedule for you to start immediate contacts with our customers That are due for payment in your domain so that they can start making Payments through you to us as our company's Payment Receiving Officer.

 We sincerely hope that you will remain our payment receiving officer of Good faith and high esteem as we are looking forward to having a Successful business relationship with you. Please acknowledge the Receipt of this email and keep close correspondence with us for more Information.

 As soon as you confirm the receipt of this email we will forward the Customer/client information to you and all necessary information pertaining to this transaction. You will be entitled to 10% of every Transaction completed.

 We will like to use this medium to reaffirm our pledge to this Relationship and transaction.
Please give  us  your  name and address
 Regards,

 Toby Brent,
 General Manager,
 (Alpha Stainless Limited).

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Me:

Ok confirmed so who must I kill without leaving stains again?
Please confirm who is to be assassinated first.


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I wonder what their response will be. Please stay tuned.

Tru: Aside from myself, you are the only person I know that will send a death threat to an automated mailer.

I send back both death threats and sexual propositions. 

I used to email back pornography labeled as "driverslicense.pdf" or something similar when they were asking for documentation.

Scams; they are plentiful on the intrwbz ...

A Sri Lankan company emailed me asking if I want to do joint venture in rubber products. I forwarded him the link to here.

Nice ...

Stainless steel sex toys look really cool

I wonder how you go about getting a job as a sex toy tester.

I wish i wasn't broke.

Wow, so many punchlines I could post regarding the last post ...