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Katie Has a Problem.(Read 5825 times)
Katie Has a Problem. on: April 02, 2009, 04:08:12 PM
the stronger i am the better.
she needs me.
she loves me.
she has to have me.
(preferably twice a day)

what am i?



Re: Katie Has a Problem. Reply #1 on: April 02, 2009, 04:11:27 PM
I just discovered you can take knife hits using a coil burner.



Re: Katie Has a Problem. Reply #2 on: April 02, 2009, 04:17:48 PM
i am not hash

(just yesterday katie learned all about this thing called the "double knife" something-or-other involving 2 knives, a chopped up plastic soda bottle, and a tiny ball of hash)



Re: Katie Has a Problem. Reply #3 on: April 02, 2009, 04:20:51 PM
...and it can be done using coil burners as I just happily discovered.



Re: Katie Has a Problem. Reply #4 on: April 02, 2009, 04:21:15 PM
my guess is cock.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Katie Has a Problem. Reply #5 on: April 02, 2009, 04:36:26 PM
Virgin margueritas?
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Re: Katie Has a Problem. Reply #6 on: April 02, 2009, 04:39:48 PM
i do go in her mouth, but no, i am not cock.

is a virgin marguerita a spanish chick who hasn't had cock in her?
i'm sure katie's boyfriend wouldn't mind that becoming a new addiction.



Re: Katie Has a Problem. Reply #7 on: April 02, 2009, 06:32:21 PM
coffee?

 ???
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Katie Has a Problem. Reply #8 on: April 02, 2009, 08:37:28 PM
coffee?

 ???

either black coffee or black cock, i can't decide.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Katie Has a Problem. Reply #9 on: April 02, 2009, 08:46:40 PM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Katie Has a Problem. Reply #10 on: April 02, 2009, 09:21:06 PM
crack?



Re: Katie Has a Problem. Reply #11 on: April 02, 2009, 09:24:28 PM
the stronger i am the better.
she needs me.
she loves me.
she has to have me.
(preferably twice a day)

what am i?

lip gloss!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Katie Has a Problem. Reply #12 on: April 02, 2009, 09:29:22 PM
masturbation?



Re: Katie Has a Problem. Reply #13 on: April 02, 2009, 09:37:50 PM
Orgasms?

Fuck if I know.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Katie Has a Problem. Reply #14 on: April 02, 2009, 09:45:52 PM
just the tip?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Katie Has a Problem. Reply #15 on: April 02, 2009, 10:02:13 PM
rectal prolapse?



Re: Katie Has a Problem. Reply #16 on: April 02, 2009, 10:34:02 PM
espresso.
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Re: Katie Has a Problem. Reply #17 on: April 02, 2009, 10:35:24 PM
coffee! gosh, that was a good time.

i need a new problem.



Re: Katie Has a Problem. Reply #18 on: April 02, 2009, 10:58:17 PM
i win!

i will be expecting my grand prize in the mail any day now.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Katie Has a Problem. Reply #19 on: April 03, 2009, 01:45:00 PM
espresso.

when at a coffee shop i usually order a redeye, which is coffee with a shot of espresso.
sometimes i get two shots.
wooooooo livin' life!

i'm super hungover today. 3 glasses of wine and half a vicodin last night totally did me in for this day.
OH HELLO HEADACHE, THERE YOU ARE! I WAS WORRIED YOU LEFT ME!
« Last Edit: April 03, 2009, 01:45:46 PM by katie »



Re: Katie Has a Problem. Reply #20 on: April 03, 2009, 04:59:24 PM
anal espresso shots
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Katie Has a Problem. Reply #21 on: April 03, 2009, 05:09:55 PM
coffee with a shot of espresso.

Gay coffee. Loot at the pic of the stove at the beach. That's how you do it. Three shots with a slug of Baileys and some tiramisu or dulce de leche creamer. Twice a day. And strangely it has not triggered my urge for a cigarette.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Katie Has a Problem. Reply #22 on: April 03, 2009, 05:43:43 PM
I've never tried this shot of espresso deal, but yeah I'm pretty much unhappy with anything that's not just normal coffee.
I want dark roast - Colombian or French. Nothing to water it down. Nothing to give it special flavors. Just normal fucking coffee.
And I want 4 cups immediately on waking up.
That'll do me.



Re: Katie Has a Problem. Reply #23 on: April 03, 2009, 08:22:23 PM
I drink tea.

Fuck you all.



Re: Katie Has a Problem. Reply #24 on: April 03, 2009, 08:33:29 PM
Gay coffee: Loot at the pic of the stove at the beach. That's how you do it. Three shots with a slug of Baileys and some tiramisu or dulce de leche creamer. Twice a day. And strangely it has not triggered my urge for a cigarette.

i fixed that for you.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Katie Has a Problem. Reply #25 on: April 03, 2009, 09:15:46 PM
I've never tried this shot of espresso deal, but yeah I'm pretty much unhappy with anything that's not just normal coffee.
I want dark roast - Colombian or French. Nothing to water it down. Nothing to give it special flavors. Just normal fucking coffee.
And I want 4 cups immediately on waking up.
That'll do me.

You'll have to trust me. It's the purest way of getting your coffee. It's like freebasing with Juan Valdez. And you think it's gonna be bitter like someone squeezed a whole pot into a cup. But it's as smooth as a prom date's inner thigh.

Yeah, I'm into my coffee.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!