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Innuendos and stupid pick up lines(Read 32565 times)
Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #150 on: April 21, 2009, 05:07:20 PM
Hmmmm ...
I say it's a setup ...

Tricky'll lure the both of them into a dark room, get 'em started, and slip out of the room without them knowing ...

She knows that with Zoomie's alcohol intake, and Dylan's drug intake it'll actually work out for her to record her cherished man-on-man love shit ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #151 on: April 21, 2009, 06:02:56 PM
I just really want to punch and fuck.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #152 on: April 21, 2009, 06:05:17 PM
I am so there.

I can wear my Lamellar though right?
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #153 on: April 21, 2009, 06:06:20 PM
Absolutely not.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #154 on: April 21, 2009, 06:43:21 PM
I just really want to punch and fuck.
in the face?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #155 on: April 21, 2009, 07:15:00 PM
It's fun to face fuck her while she's crying.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #156 on: April 21, 2009, 08:13:06 PM
in the face?

In the face would be fun but I doubt people would really be into getting punched in the face.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #157 on: April 21, 2009, 09:48:17 PM

Whaddyafink?


I liked it! I'd tried to watch it on TV a few times but, uh, obviously it's one of those movies that doesn't translate well to the land of censorship.
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #158 on: April 21, 2009, 09:53:49 PM
Oh man, I can't even imagine trying to watch a censored version.

Here's the opposite:

The Big Lebowski - F_cking Short Version
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #159 on: April 21, 2009, 09:59:14 PM
hahahahahaha ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #160 on: April 21, 2009, 11:26:50 PM
I just really want to punch and fuck.

Eh what the hell. As long as you're dancing on my man muscle it's all good. You're tiny, what harm could you do? I'll probably sleep through the first half anyway...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #161 on: April 21, 2009, 11:34:02 PM
Ohohohoh, I get it ...

How tiny is she, Zoomie?

hahahaha .....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #162 on: April 22, 2009, 05:07:15 AM
As small as your dick



Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #163 on: April 22, 2009, 07:10:16 AM
OK so now I don't have to rent TBL, I've seen the best parts.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #164 on: April 22, 2009, 12:24:08 PM
I'm deflated, and on many levels at the moment ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #165 on: April 22, 2009, 12:37:18 PM
Si, that Big Lebowski video is great. As soon as you think it jumped the shark it just gets better!
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #166 on: April 22, 2009, 01:28:49 PM
*gleams*
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #167 on: May 08, 2009, 09:33:40 AM
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #168 on: May 09, 2009, 02:48:50 PM
Quote
There's a time and a place for them. The time is never. You can figure out the place on your own.

-the Most Interesting Man in the World on pickup lines
« Last Edit: May 09, 2009, 02:49:26 PM by FAH-Q »
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #169 on: May 26, 2009, 12:27:39 AM
"If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"
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I agree. But, only when you are on the NJTP coming back from the NYC. The bay WREAKS