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Maryland Death Fest(Read 6155 times)
Maryland Death Fest on: April 02, 2009, 09:02:31 PM
I'm posting this primarily to make Danzig jealous since I just bought my pass for Saturday & Sunday.

Saturday, May 23rd:
Bolt Thrower, Atheist, Napalm Death, Brutal Truth, Immolation, Hail of Bullets, General Surgery, Phobia, Birdflesh, Pig Destroyer, Wolves in the Throne Room, Misery Index, Rotten Sound, Flesh Parade, Unearthly Trance, Pretty Little Flower, Crowpath, Man Must Die, Weekend Nachos, Maruta, Drugs of Faith

Sunday, May 24th:
Pestilence, Abscess, Destroyer 666, Aura Noir, Absu, Sigh, Devourment, The Red Chord, Trap Them, Despise You, Antigama, Yakuza, Krallice, Splitter, Kill the Client, Catheter, Lair of the Minotaur, Magrudergrind, The Endless Blockade, Complete Failure 




Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #1 on: April 03, 2009, 12:53:21 AM
Well you would make me jealous if I was a big death metal fan or if I had heard of any of those bands besides bolt thrower and napalm death.  The only death I really love right now is tech death, like Necrophagist and The Faceless.
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Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #2 on: April 03, 2009, 07:04:59 AM
Dude, you've never heard of Pig Destroyer? I listen to an eclectic mix of Johnny Cash, Led Zep and John Mayer and even I've heard of Pig Destroyer...
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Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #3 on: April 03, 2009, 07:18:41 AM
Yeah maybe I have, didn't notice them.
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Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #4 on: April 03, 2009, 10:26:54 AM
I would really like to see Bolt Thrower and Destroyer 666. I am jealous.
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Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #5 on: April 03, 2009, 12:34:59 PM
if i want a two day long scream-induced headache i'll just stay here with my kids, thanks.
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Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #6 on: April 03, 2009, 12:41:41 PM
Hey baby factory, nobody asked you.
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Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #7 on: April 03, 2009, 12:50:28 PM
Now now, that's neither nice nor how it's done. The proper way is,

"If I want a two day scream induced-headache I'll knock on your door with a raging hard-on."

Wasn't that nice?
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Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #8 on: April 03, 2009, 12:51:31 PM
Hey baby factory, nobody asked you.

hey, impregnator, you shut your jew mouth.
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Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #9 on: April 03, 2009, 01:14:22 PM
I like your response, but I'm confused about where the Jew part comes into play.

If you can keep a baby off your teat long enough to type an explanation, I'd surely appreciate it.
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Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #10 on: April 03, 2009, 01:19:08 PM
well i was going to call you a fag but that doesn't really fit with the "impregnator" thing so i just used the next term that came to mind.

besides! it's way easier to sit here and type WITH my baby on my teat as opposed to trying to keep tabs on him when he's not.
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Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #11 on: April 03, 2009, 01:26:29 PM
Oh, I understand completely. Once they're out of your sight all bets are off.
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Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #12 on: April 03, 2009, 05:05:52 PM
Oh, I see. Ignore the stalker and he'll go away. Yeah, that'll work.
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Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #13 on: April 03, 2009, 05:51:25 PM
Oh, I see. Ignore the stalker and he'll go away. Yeah, that'll work.

*ignores*

 ;D
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Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #14 on: April 03, 2009, 11:34:44 PM
Teet.
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Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #15 on: April 04, 2009, 12:46:31 AM
Oh, I see. Ignore the stalker and he'll go away. Yeah, that'll work.

You sir, have no business being a stalker if you cant commit every fibre of your being to it.
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Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #16 on: April 04, 2009, 07:59:24 AM
Oh, I see. Ignore the stalker and he'll go away. Yeah, that'll work.

You sir, have no business being a stalker if you cant commit every fibre of your being to it.

i know, right? i haven't seen him outside my window in AAAAGES.
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Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #17 on: April 04, 2009, 08:01:27 AM
Oh, I see. Ignore the stalker and he'll go away. Yeah, that'll work.

You sir, have no business being a stalker if you cant commit every fibre of your being to it.

i know, right? i haven't seen him outside my window in AAAAGES.

Thats when you should begin to worry.
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Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #18 on: April 04, 2009, 08:14:42 AM
Don't worry about it, I've not taken my eyes off your rack in 34 days, 19 hours and 22 minutes.
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Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #19 on: April 04, 2009, 10:11:32 AM
Oh, I see. Ignore the stalker and he'll go away. Yeah, that'll work.

You sir, have no business being a stalker if you cant commit every fibre of your being to it.

i know, right? i haven't seen him outside my window in AAAAGES.

Thats when you should begin to worry.

That's only in the Friday the 13th movies...



Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #20 on: April 05, 2009, 01:48:33 AM
i hate fests but man seeing bolt thrower would be awesome



Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #21 on: April 05, 2009, 01:54:20 AM
oh em jee

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Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #22 on: April 05, 2009, 08:00:03 AM
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Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #23 on: April 05, 2009, 09:12:06 AM
e e cummings?

archy?



Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #24 on: April 05, 2009, 09:18:35 AM
Archy?  Arch Enemy? RAVENOUS?!?!?!

ARCH ENEMY - Ravenous (OFFICIAL Live DVD Video)

Fuck yeah!
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Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #25 on: April 05, 2009, 09:51:04 AM
I think this is perhaps more your speed:
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Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #26 on: April 05, 2009, 10:04:47 AM
Nah, this is my speed right here:
Absu - Manannan
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Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #27 on: April 05, 2009, 12:47:47 PM
I think this is your speed:

Muppets - Manamana
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #28 on: April 05, 2009, 01:10:19 PM
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Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #29 on: April 05, 2009, 01:16:17 PM
hahahaha, awesome!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #30 on: April 06, 2009, 12:01:49 PM
actually looking at this again there is some other good stuff. atheist would be cool to see, and napalm death is always pretty good. im not a huge fan but immolation and brutal truth are all right. same deal with misery index (didnt one of those guys get killed in that big tsunami a couple years ago?) and pretty little flower is pretty awesome.

its funny though that theres punk stuff like despise you, and the endless blockade (who dont even sound like gism) at this. magrudgergrind is just bad, everyone was on their nuts here a while ago. and the red chord? yuck

wolves in the thrown room seems pretty out of place too.



Re: Maryland Death Fest Reply #31 on: April 08, 2009, 10:23:06 PM
Nasum had a guy die in the tsunami.

Misery Index is a Baltimore band that spawned out of Dying Fetus.

I don't usually like festivals either but this lineup was enough to finally make me go.