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Tricky, as promised: dix pix. (Read 8221 times)
Tricky, as promised: dix pix. on: April 03, 2009, 12:44:36 AM

I am a man of my word.

Many uses come to mind:

While she's swallowing my cock, I could still be fucking her with my cock.
I can single-handedly give her d-p.
If I felt inclined, and particularly gay that day, I could give myself anal.
She could give me anal with my cock. Would that be considered homoerotic? I mean it's all me.

Ps: The sharpie was my added touch, just for you
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Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #1 on: April 03, 2009, 12:48:55 AM
I like the way the sharpie is place way down past the base of the shaft.
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Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #2 on: April 03, 2009, 12:50:32 AM
what

wtf is this faggotry?

i am going to bed
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #3 on: April 03, 2009, 01:15:07 AM
Wait.  You bought a dick?
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #4 on: April 03, 2009, 01:23:20 AM
I cloned my cock.



So that is a nearly 100% accurate representation of my penis. The level of detail is phenomenal. I have a very small scar on the top, where I clipped off a piece of skin with my scissors when I wasn't paying close-enough attention to my pube-trimming, and that even shows up.
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Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #5 on: April 03, 2009, 04:20:20 AM
OMFG LOL^100!!!!!!!!!!!



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #6 on: April 03, 2009, 04:51:26 AM
I knew it was a bad idea to click this link, and yet I still did...
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #7 on: April 03, 2009, 06:51:53 AM
TMI x pi x 1,000,000,000
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Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #8 on: April 03, 2009, 06:52:12 AM
..............





......................eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww I SAW HIS VEINS!

*jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie*
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Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #9 on: April 03, 2009, 06:53:49 AM
you screwed up by juxtaposing it against your hand there, boyo  :P
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Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #10 on: April 03, 2009, 07:28:40 AM
OMG
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #11 on: April 03, 2009, 07:48:54 AM
Understatement of the year.
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Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #12 on: April 03, 2009, 08:15:20 AM
Hey Tricky, you know what this means you have to do now, right?
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Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #13 on: April 03, 2009, 08:26:55 AM
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Does it make a mold of the inside of the vagina?

No, there are no products that can safely do that at this time. Even the professional vaginal masturbation sleeves for men are NOT molds of a woman's inside; they are only molded on the outside.

That sucks. I mean, the outside is pretty but the inside feels good...
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Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #14 on: April 03, 2009, 08:27:53 AM
it's a start.... let's hang around and see what happens
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Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #15 on: April 03, 2009, 08:28:50 AM
Right!
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #16 on: April 03, 2009, 02:41:44 PM
so weird! i haven't seen that many penises up close and personal, so it's always mind-blowing to see other ones. they're so unique to each person!
the one i see now is quite awesome, and for lack of a better way to explain it, what i would call a perfect penis.

how come yours is all curvy? and the helmet on yours is tipped so far back. what's up with that? i've never seen one that looks anything like that.



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #17 on: April 03, 2009, 03:35:23 PM
BEST_THREAD_OF_THE_MONTH!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #18 on: April 03, 2009, 04:51:25 PM
I feel like throwing up my lunch right now.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #19 on: April 03, 2009, 04:55:34 PM
how come yours is all curvy? and the helmet on yours is tipped so far back. what's up with that? i've never seen one that looks anything like that.

He's part lizard.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
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Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #20 on: April 03, 2009, 04:56:49 PM
I feel like throwing up my lunch right now.

Do you mean your mouth is watering because you want to suck baggy's cock so much?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #21 on: April 03, 2009, 04:58:03 PM
I feel like throwing up my lunch right now.

Do you mean your mouth is watering because you want to suck baggy's cock so much?

It's not watering it's already dripping wet from sucking down a monster load earlier from said cock.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #22 on: April 03, 2009, 05:00:27 PM
I just jizzed my pants.

Pics?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #23 on: April 03, 2009, 05:01:03 PM
Yes, we need to see his spew on your chin...
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #24 on: April 03, 2009, 05:26:12 PM
how come yours is all curvy?
Reverse G-Spot stim.
What, is your perfect cock devoid of curve?



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #25 on: April 03, 2009, 05:46:47 PM
How sad for you.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #26 on: April 03, 2009, 07:01:06 PM
His is inverted ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #27 on: April 03, 2009, 07:22:45 PM
Reverse G-Spot stim.
I imagine he pleases them in doggy position.



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #28 on: April 03, 2009, 07:24:08 PM
Guess again, he can't do doggy. Or at least needed detailed instruction. With pictures. And pie charts.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #29 on: April 03, 2009, 07:43:05 PM
What is up with that white thing coming out of the bottom? It looks like a plastic bottle cap. Can you fill your cock with Gatorade and use it at the gym like a waterbottle?

Will you send it to me?
you treat me like a monologue ho