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Tricky, as promised: dix pix. (Read 18713 times)
Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #30 on: April 03, 2009, 08:17:40 PM
1. Thrash, thanks. But it's only the 3rd of the month.
2. Hip, I guess that's like asking why I am white. Or have two legs. Or am skinny. Genes? God? Nature? Just in case, ya know, that wasn't rhetorical...
3. "OMG"? That is all you could muster Tricky? Where's the appreciation?

Making this was like an eternal chore. You have no idea how difficult it actually was. A little over a week ago I went by this local porn shop and picked up the Clone-a-Willy kit. There's also a chocolate version, a glow-in-the-dark, a black skin, a candle, and a soap version. Anyway, last Friday I got together all the materials I needed, and went over the instructions repeatedly. Everything was ready to go, or so I thought.

You cannot imagine how hard it is to remain hard while mixing and stirring the conconction together for exactly 1.5 minutes - having to look back and forth between the porn on my screen and the bowl with the power and water AND my iPod touch timer - and then to quickly pour all of the mixture into the tube, and quickly (your cock has to be in it UNDER two minutes) insert your erection in the tube before it starts to gel. Impossible dude. Even with one of my cock-rings on, the first time I ruined the whole god damn thing and it gelled before I could get hard again. Everything was going just fine up until 1.5minutes. I started pouring the bowl out into the tube, and of course the bowl I chose had no good lip so 1/4 of the mixture spilled all over the carpet and the rest went into the tube. Seeing it spill all out make me instantly flaccid, like the day I was born. The mixture quickly turned to gel, and I punched my wall.

That evening I get online and order two refills of the casting powder.

The second time worked much better as you can obviously tell. I felt like one of those magician types who has all the spinning metal hoola hoops on each foot, hand, tip of their nose.

*Find good porn.
*Get everything all ready, including getting the water to exactly 98degrees.
*Start beating to the porn
*Start the iPod timer and immediately throw the water into the bowl already containing the cast mixture with one hand. Continue beating with other hand.
*Watch porn while beating to remain hard, while stirring with other hand and not looking at the mixture but every 15 seconds or so. Keep eye on iPod time too.
*1min 15 seconds passed - keep beating while unfortunately having to look a way from porn and instead fixate on the the mixture bowl. Pour contents of bowl with one hand into tube. (better bowl with a good lip this time and I poured more slowly). Furiously beat because now with no visual stimulation... it's harder to stay hard.
*Quickly stand up, pick up the tube and insert penis.
*Cross fingers*


Also a little funny back story. When I was at Sasha's birthday thing, with Lucas, I told Lucas about my plan to send my cloned willy to Danzig (this was before I had even bought any of the kit) and asked him if he had Danzig's address. I knew they had a transaction of some sort a while back, and addresses/money had to have been exchanged. But he didn't tell me his address. I knew he knew. But that's cool, at least we know he won't throw anybody under the bus. I wanted to send Danzig a care package with my willy, some condoms and lube. Ever better, I was going to be mailing it from Portland, where I am going directly before I go to Japan so there's no way he could tell who it came from.

But. I lost my motivation. Tricky, you know how that goes. So I decided to give tricky what she has been begging for instead.

Also, all the other guys in this thread are homos.



« Last Edit: April 03, 2009, 08:59:50 PM by bagman »



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #31 on: April 03, 2009, 08:21:21 PM
What is up with that white thing coming out of the bottom? It looks like a plastic bottle cap. Can you fill your cock with Gatorade and use it at the gym like a waterbottle?

Will you send it to me?

Oh, that's a vibrator that comes with the kit. You have to make sure the twist top is not covered with the gel, otherwise you can't turn it on/off or twist the top off to get the battery changed.

A vibrating bagman penis!
« Last Edit: April 03, 2009, 08:23:35 PM by bagman »



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #32 on: April 03, 2009, 08:24:38 PM
So I decided to give tricky what she has been begging for instead.

That means you are going to send it to me?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #33 on: April 03, 2009, 08:37:48 PM
So I decided to give tricky what she has been begging for instead.

That means you are going to send it to me?

BITCH I WILL FIGHT YOU
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #34 on: April 03, 2009, 08:38:29 PM
NIGGA PLEASE. I will take you down.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #35 on: April 03, 2009, 08:41:36 PM
probably. you are kind of fucking awesome.

hey i have this great idea where kyle sends that penis to you and you use it and take pictures and then send it to me and i use it and take pictures and then i send it to katie and she can make a disappointed face and take pictures.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #36 on: April 03, 2009, 08:44:40 PM
Oh whatever. Katie would get off like 10 times at least from bagman's penis-dildo.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #37 on: April 03, 2009, 08:56:56 PM
Settle down girls.

I could make loving love to you both, at the same time. With my cock(s).



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #38 on: April 03, 2009, 09:00:24 PM
Or he could mass produce it.



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #39 on: April 03, 2009, 11:19:17 PM
Also a little funny back story. When I was at Sasha's birthday thing, with Lucas, I told Lucas about my plan to send my cloned willy to Danzig (this was before I had even bought any of the kit) and asked him if he had Danzig's address. I knew they had a transaction of some sort a while back, and addresses/money had to have been exchanged. But he didn't tell me his address. I knew he knew. But that's cool, at least we know he won't throw anybody under the bus. I wanted to send Danzig a care package with my willy, some condoms and lube. Ever better, I was going to be mailing it from Portland, where I am going directly before I go to Japan so there's no way he could tell who it came from.

But. I lost my motivation. Tricky, you know how that goes. So I decided to give tricky what she has been begging for instead.

Also, all the other guys in this thread are homos.





Hahaha, I REALLY wish Lucas would have given you that address because I haven't lived there for a long ass time.  Oh well.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #40 on: April 03, 2009, 11:23:09 PM
Funny, it's not terribly hard finding addresses these days once you have a first and last name and city they live in. Which you can easily get, from say... one's Skype account.  ;)




Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #41 on: April 03, 2009, 11:26:32 PM
I've never tried to hide my name.  Not even my address.  In fact, I've posted it here.  Let's see if you can find it Baggy.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #42 on: April 03, 2009, 11:32:45 PM
Haven't the motivation. But I'm sure it's in the basement condo video.



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #43 on: April 04, 2009, 01:29:59 AM
Oh and Brook, I can certainly send it to you. You'll have to tell me how it fits.



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #44 on: April 04, 2009, 03:26:44 AM
Now that Kyle has had sex I'm bored with the idea of it.  You need to make it more interesting.  Let's say you shoot for a threesome or a black chick, maybe that one with the big tits from the other thread.



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #45 on: April 04, 2009, 04:55:52 AM
... or just try anal

I mean, if he couldn't get DOGGIE right ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #46 on: April 04, 2009, 05:16:25 AM
Oh and Brook, I can certainly send it to you. You'll have to tell me how it fits.

I am waiting.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #47 on: April 04, 2009, 07:25:22 AM
Getting a permit for sending bio-weapons thru the mail take time.
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Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #48 on: April 04, 2009, 07:56:51 AM
I'm telling Homeland Security about this entire affair.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #49 on: April 04, 2009, 12:06:27 PM
Again I ask how much? This has to cover at least airfair for bagman, and I want at least $200 outta the deal! Oh, and bagman can't stay over at my house afterwards either. I am nice like that. Also, absolutely no reach around.
So....
I'm thinking it may be time to revisit this little contract...

Let's say tricky DP by bagman and beeyot with full nudity on all sides and for extra $$ tricky uses the clone ween as a strapon and does baggers in the butt. Can the majority of us agree to this?
« Last Edit: April 04, 2009, 12:09:35 PM by Doormouse »



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #50 on: April 04, 2009, 12:46:12 PM
a black chick

They give the best head.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #51 on: April 04, 2009, 02:14:07 PM
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #52 on: April 04, 2009, 05:04:57 PM
Now that Kyle has had sex I'm bored with the idea of it.  You need to make it more interesting.  Let's say you shoot for a threesome or a black chick, maybe that one with the big tits from the other thread.

Well I am not disinterested in it yet. Is my sex life your primary source of entertainment?



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #53 on: April 04, 2009, 09:08:05 PM
a black chick

They give the best head.

what?! I'M BLACK?!

Have you got empirical evidance that you give the best head?



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #54 on: April 04, 2009, 09:15:36 PM
I guess the kids don't prove athing ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #55 on: April 05, 2009, 03:11:11 AM
[2:01:59 AM] Dave Thrash: he is 6.125"
[2:02:28 AM] Dave Thrash: IOW, not counting the asians, he's 56% average
[2:02:47 AM] Dave Thrash: and I can't BELIEVE I just did that
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #56 on: April 05, 2009, 03:33:36 AM
haahaha
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #57 on: April 05, 2009, 03:55:35 AM
Quote
2:01:59 AM] Dave Thrash: he is 6.125"
[2:02:28 AM] Dave Thrash: IOW, not counting the asians, he's 56% average
[2:02:47 AM] Dave Thrash: and I can't BELIEVE I just did that

Uh. Should I be creeped out?

I told Sasha I was going to bring my cloned cock with me tonight, but decided that wouldn't be a real classy move.


« Last Edit: April 05, 2009, 04:00:22 AM by bagman »



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #58 on: April 05, 2009, 09:07:01 AM
We already went over that and you pretended it was just a joke.



Re: Tricky, as promised: dix pix. Reply #59 on: April 05, 2009, 03:03:11 PM
Again, misunderstood.

This was for the benefit of Sasha. I wanted to poke her with my dick.

But I couldn't really walk around with the thing in my pocket hahaha.