When I went to the doctor last month, I mentioned to the nurse that I was an atheist, and she started asking me questions about Jade Helm and fucking FEMA coffins, and said she was concerned about UN humm-vees supposedly being seen driving all over Shreveport, LA. Then later my doctor told me she was a vegan because she grew up working in her father's meat processing plant. I think it might be time to find a new doctor....