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(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.


Discordianism(Read 308 times)
Discordianism on: December 27, 2015, 11:17:16 PM
Hail Eris and pass the Hot Dogs!
<<<Delete Yourself!>>>



Re: Discordianism Reply #1 on: December 28, 2015, 12:51:14 AM
"a dialectic antithesis"

Oh I like the sound of that.
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: Discordianism Reply #2 on: January 02, 2016, 03:43:36 PM
Chili, please ...
Devil and Ghost Pepper, if possible ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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