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Quote from: krapsna
I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"


"Selling Off My Virginity" ...(Read 1211 times)
"Selling Off My Virginity" ... on: May 02, 2014, 05:34:33 PM
I'm not sure I believe it; didn't we do this in 2008 (or so) to dismal results?
http://www.elizabeth-raine.com/index.html

This is a "leaked" photo of her (she blocks her face on the site I referenced)
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: "Selling Off My Virginity" ... Reply #1 on: May 02, 2014, 05:57:15 PM
Anyone named Raine is most likely artificial.
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: "Selling Off My Virginity" ... Reply #2 on: May 05, 2014, 03:47:31 AM
She admits it's a pseudonym ...
I'm just saying; this was attempted (and failed miserably) in 2008, I think ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: "Selling Off My Virginity" ... Reply #3 on: May 06, 2014, 03:44:40 PM
I take that back; she literally just updated this to include "actual pics":
http://www.elizabeth-raine.com/my_true_identity.html
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: "Selling Off My Virginity" ... Reply #4 on: May 06, 2014, 10:50:00 PM
I don't like her.
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: "Selling Off My Virginity" ... Reply #5 on: May 07, 2014, 11:28:13 PM
Yeah I really don't like her.
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: "Selling Off My Virginity" ... Reply #6 on: May 07, 2014, 11:43:05 PM
Yeah, I still don't get her as well ....
What is your disdain for her?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: "Selling Off My Virginity" ... Reply #7 on: May 08, 2014, 02:22:18 AM
She looks like a vampire. 
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: "Selling Off My Virginity" ... Reply #8 on: May 08, 2014, 07:19:39 AM
HAHAHAHAHA! Nice one Tru.

I just don't find her attractive. Too tall and too... groomed.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: "Selling Off My Virginity" ... Reply #9 on: May 08, 2014, 09:52:55 AM
Good to see you Zoom. Been a while.
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: "Selling Off My Virginity" ... Reply #10 on: May 08, 2014, 11:50:44 AM
I just don't trust anyone over the age of about 20 (or so) who's still a virgin ...
I can accept the lonely ones "waiting for marriage"; kinda ...
I still don't really get her; .....
I guess if it makes her rich ... Cool; well planned ...
Otherwise ... Why would I pay good money to sleep with inexperience, indifference, and awkwardness?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: "Selling Off My Virginity" ... Reply #11 on: May 12, 2014, 11:26:29 AM
« Last Edit: May 12, 2014, 11:30:09 AM by Thrash »
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: "Selling Off My Virginity" ... Reply #12 on: May 12, 2014, 12:00:31 PM
What we think, we become and what we become, we are. She's a whore. Eternally.

Hi Tru, how's life treating you?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: "Selling Off My Virginity" ... Reply #13 on: May 12, 2014, 01:57:56 PM
A whore without actually having sex or having "sold it"; how?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: "Selling Off My Virginity" ... Reply #14 on: May 13, 2014, 04:16:51 AM
"I still do possess some spitefully strong beliefs about virginity, prostitution,"

Religious wacko?


Very well thanks.
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: "Selling Off My Virginity" ... Reply #15 on: May 18, 2014, 04:19:12 AM
I think just a "wacko" in general ...
She doesn't even look sane in some of those pics ...
... like, the "hot girl" you either bang and leave, or just know better than to get with
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: "Selling Off My Virginity" ... Reply #16 on: May 26, 2018, 03:41:16 PM
Update:
https:/www.thetab.com/2014/05/14/revealed-the-real-identity-and-face-of-student-elizabeth-raine-selling-her-virginity-for-400000-14230/
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')