I just re-read, "take care of my two plants, my two cats, and me.." and stifled a laugh. Kyle has turned into a 35+ woman from match.com.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Is that your hot friend with the huge cans that writes "...for dummies" books? How much for her panties?
Yes really. Sasha, after seeing some of your friends on FB you should poll them (actually I should pole them) and ask what they want for their soiled panties. Tell them we're starting a perv museum and they're tax deductible.