I've been drinking for 10 hours straight and I'm not straight at all
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Is that your hot friend with the huge cans that writes "...for dummies" books? How much for her panties?
Yes really. Sasha, after seeing some of your friends on FB you should poll them (actually I should pole them) and ask what they want for their soiled panties. Tell them we're starting a perv museum and they're tax deductible.