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facebook is deliciously disgusting in it's nature.
i loved my myspace because i could have a song.
now i use facebook to wall-to-wall with my roommate.
my roommate, for christs' sake.
it's totally unneccessary.
yet hilarious.
it's beautiful.
i'm still drunk.
drunk loaded-gunning is way worse because the losers on my facebook friends list don't ever try to call me on stupid thoughts. they just "lol" or "tru dat!" my status updates, not realizing i hate them all and only can't delete them because my iphone fb app is an asshole. okay i'm all set with this post.

a pillow fight would be fun. like, a girls pillow fight when guys are watching. exhibitionist, maybe? maaaaaayyybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Used panties(Read 39553 times)
Re: Used panties Reply #90 on: April 15, 2009, 10:56:52 AM
i'd probably have a free place to stay and loads of alcohol. they might try to make me run, though, and i don't run.



Re: Used panties Reply #91 on: April 15, 2009, 08:22:20 PM
I still have to visit Okinawa... hopefully on someone else's dime once I get some goddam tenants
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Used panties Reply #92 on: April 15, 2009, 09:35:40 PM
can you drunk-run? 'cause you could probably couch surf if you make up a really really nasty name.



Re: Used panties Reply #93 on: April 15, 2009, 09:42:53 PM
I have no idea what that means
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Used panties Reply #94 on: April 15, 2009, 09:46:31 PM
and yet, its typed in a way that makes you think you should know what it means.... odd.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Used panties Reply #95 on: April 15, 2009, 09:47:07 PM
Not really.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Used panties Reply #96 on: April 15, 2009, 09:48:37 PM
I spent about 10 seconds analyzing that... which is more time than I spend when betting on the nags for chrissakes
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Used panties Reply #97 on: April 15, 2009, 09:51:38 PM
I guess I just think too much.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Used panties Reply #98 on: April 15, 2009, 10:15:06 PM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Used panties Reply #99 on: April 16, 2009, 04:36:32 AM
you know, i read that in japan you can buy school girls' used panties in vending machines. they

I dunno about buying them from vending machines, but the 2 pair I bought came from a sex shop.

it must be true. i read it in an article.

We've done this dance... tell you what, take a trip to Japan. and report back about what you find in vending machines.

We'll compare notes.


don't make me roll my eyes at you, cpt. humorless.

Dah, I give you a perfect opportunity to establish a whole new schtick, and you give me that??

C'mon, you can be less lazy than that.



Re: Used panties Reply #100 on: April 16, 2009, 10:05:56 AM
not really. i'm schticked out for the moment. i'm moving into my three days of sensitivity that i get each month.



Re: Used panties Reply #101 on: April 16, 2009, 05:16:58 PM
*Runs away drunk*
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Used panties Reply #102 on: April 16, 2009, 06:22:44 PM
i'll be kind and keep the sensitive garbage outta here. the nice thing is i think i get three days of being funny when my alter ego, the 300 pound tranny, hester, takes over.



Re: Used panties Reply #103 on: April 17, 2009, 04:16:40 AM
PMS is no excuse.



Re: Used panties Reply #104 on: April 17, 2009, 09:34:07 AM
fuck no, man, when i pms i'm hilarious.

we got a puppy.



Re: Used panties Reply #105 on: April 18, 2009, 12:08:34 AM
Ok then, can you send me a pair of your used panties?

Preferably bloody from your flow.



Re: Used panties Reply #106 on: April 18, 2009, 01:03:29 AM
Menstrual blood! Yay! If only bagman were here...
« Last Edit: April 18, 2009, 05:32:51 PM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Used panties Reply #107 on: April 18, 2009, 04:57:47 AM
He's been sent the undies with the shit smears all over them; it's Mosh's turn to receive a gift ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Used panties Reply #108 on: April 18, 2009, 07:47:09 AM
I'll send some back with ectoplasm...

It could be a cultural exchange...



Re: Used panties Reply #109 on: April 18, 2009, 10:42:26 AM
i don't think i can find packaging large enough to mail my panties. the shipping cost would be outrageous.



Re: Used panties Reply #110 on: April 18, 2009, 04:16:33 PM
What kinda puppy?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Used panties Reply #111 on: April 18, 2009, 06:48:49 PM
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Used panties Reply #112 on: April 18, 2009, 09:59:37 PM
He's been sent the undies with the shit smears all over them; it's Mosh's turn to receive a gift ...

Somebody go get Justen.



Re: Used panties Reply #113 on: April 18, 2009, 10:00:08 PM
I think he's in Ct ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Used panties Reply #114 on: April 18, 2009, 10:02:09 PM
Bullshit.

WTF would he be doing there? And how'd he escape TN?



Re: Used panties Reply #115 on: April 20, 2009, 04:44:49 PM
No, seriously ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Used panties Reply #116 on: April 21, 2009, 09:01:01 AM
The Reverend Approaches... for real?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Used panties Reply #117 on: April 21, 2009, 10:21:19 AM
Hmm ...

(since dave's not here to do it.)
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Used panties Reply #118 on: April 21, 2009, 10:25:25 AM
w3rd
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Used panties Reply #119 on: April 21, 2009, 04:50:38 PM
Oi ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')