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Health issues(Read 1312 times)
Re: Health issues Reply #30 on: August 29, 2018, 09:41:49 PM
Ah crap, I admit it my dad is actually Dick Cheney, that motherfucker is going to live forever.
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Re: Health issues Reply #31 on: August 30, 2018, 02:20:30 AM
John Cain could have used a little bit of that Tigers Blood; eh?
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Re: Health issues Reply #32 on: August 30, 2018, 01:30:51 PM
Yeah I just noticed him in the news yesterday.
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Re: Health issues Reply #33 on: August 30, 2018, 03:17:31 PM
I liked him ...
He had a great concession speech as well ...
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Re: Health issues Reply #34 on: August 30, 2018, 11:02:34 PM
I've heard a lot about McCain over the years you probably don't want to know.
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Re: Health issues Reply #35 on: September 01, 2018, 05:15:34 PM
No; go ahead ...
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Re: Health issues Reply #36 on: September 04, 2018, 08:41:19 PM
Since you liked the guy and since I shouldn't talk bad about the dead.
I better leave well enough alone.
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Re: Health issues Reply #37 on: September 05, 2018, 04:16:55 AM
Anyway, my test scores are getting closer to normal.
New posting
Hgb   11.5 g/dL   13.0 - 17.0 g/dL
Hematocrit   40.4 %   39.0 - 51.0 %

99/77
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Re: Health issues Reply #38 on: September 09, 2018, 03:51:51 PM
Whatever you're doing, keep it up ...
(Hopefully still drinking though ...)
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Re: Health issues Reply #39 on: September 09, 2018, 06:04:23 PM
Thanks. You know a couple years ago my DR said "you need to lose 30 lbs" well amazingly I did within 6 months. Everyone asked how did you lose the weight. All I could say is I don't know!
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Re: Health issues Reply #40 on: September 09, 2018, 06:20:48 PM
That's what I'm saying, no sign of bleeding yet the amount of blood was at a bare minimum.

Vampires or abduction?
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Re: Health issues Reply #41 on: September 09, 2018, 11:35:49 PM
Both?
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Re: Health issues Reply #42 on: September 10, 2018, 04:24:00 PM
LOL
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Re: Health issues Reply #43 on: September 10, 2018, 10:04:56 PM
Makes more sense, actually ...
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Re: Health issues Reply #44 on: September 28, 2018, 08:00:13 PM
It's been a couple weeks; how's it going here?
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Re: Health issues Reply #45 on: December 19, 2018, 01:47:48 AM
I just had an colonoscopy and endoscopy and all they found was a small seeping bleeder and one tiny polyp 3-5mm which they removed and then cauterized the slight bleeding. I should be much better now but somehow I don't feel like anything has changed. They haven't a clue where my blood went!
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Re: Health issues Reply #46 on: December 19, 2018, 01:52:25 AM
Still waiting on the results of the biopsies though.
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Re: Health issues Reply #47 on: December 21, 2018, 10:23:55 PM
Both?
Hahahaha I just thought, what if one of my cats was a vampire? Vampire cat! Maybe it sucks blood through it's claws and these aren't really minor scratches.

hehehe
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Re: Health issues Reply #48 on: December 24, 2018, 10:24:16 PM
Right ....

I just had an colonoscopy and endoscopy and all they found was a small seeping bleeder and one tiny polyp 3-5mm which they removed and then cauterized the slight bleeding. I should be much better now but somehow I don't feel like anything has changed. They haven't a clue where my blood went!
Well, that doesn't sound too unusual ....
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Re: Health issues Reply #49 on: December 25, 2018, 12:48:10 AM
The biopsies results are back, No cancer No diesese of any sort.

As I said, they still don't have a clue.
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Re: Health issues Reply #50 on: December 25, 2018, 01:11:58 AM
Lack of blood; I can't explain that ...
Unless you were so dehydrated it took the volume ...

Are you sure you're not talking about this "patient zero" thing because you're undead?
LOL I don't crave brains or intestines. Chicken livers or oysters fuck yeah.
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Re: Health issues Reply #51 on: December 25, 2018, 06:00:41 PM
Well, not YET, anyway ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Health issues Reply #52 on: January 27, 2019, 01:38:45 AM
More news on this, I have had an endoscopy and a Colonoscopy and the results were great but in no way explained anything.  My hemoglobin is up to 11.9, best it's been since the big crash. But on the down side I have lost 10 lBs in the last month.

Can't keep that up for long eh?

The DR,s have no clue.
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Re: Health issues Reply #53 on: February 06, 2019, 12:06:54 PM
I'm at a loss too ...
But, if you're on a (seemingly) good path, just keep it up ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Health issues Reply #54 on: February 08, 2019, 09:23:10 PM
I wen't in for my bilateral cortisone injections in my knees today.
I've gained back 6 lbs, my bp is excellent. 
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Re: Health issues Reply #55 on: February 13, 2019, 09:42:06 AM
That's good ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Health issues Reply #56 on: February 13, 2019, 09:29:38 PM
Haha depends on who you ask.
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Re: Health issues Reply #57 on: February 14, 2019, 10:42:33 PM
Btw all my liver functions are well within normal, both a dozen blood tests and an ultrasound. No clue there.
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Re: Health issues Reply #58 on: February 15, 2019, 07:32:53 PM
You are TRUly a medical mystery ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Health issues Reply #59 on: February 16, 2019, 09:43:55 PM
Well I'm not immune to gravity.
Was working on my ceiling fan last night when the chair I was standing on skipped out from under me, must have fell 4 feet at least on my back,now I am fucked up. But I held onto the screw!
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