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Anyone ready Fmylife.com?(Read 8537 times)
Anyone ready Fmylife.com? on: April 09, 2009, 07:36:19 PM
Funny shit.


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Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

Fuck My Life.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #1 on: April 09, 2009, 07:45:47 PM
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Today, I was playing with my pet hamster and I decided to put it down my pants for fun. It started running around and I actually got aroused. My mom then proceeded to walk into my room to see me with an erection and my pet hamster poke his head out of the hole in my boxers. FML

LOL
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #2 on: April 09, 2009, 07:49:05 PM
8/10 for non-image based websites.


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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
« Last Edit: April 09, 2009, 07:54:23 PM by homeless-joe »
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #3 on: April 09, 2009, 07:59:27 PM
i woulda shoved it up her ass

oh



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #4 on: April 09, 2009, 08:07:29 PM
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Today, I told my ex boyfriend I lost 20 lbs because of the stress of the break up. His response was "your welcome." FML

KYLE YOU CAN USE THIS
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #5 on: April 09, 2009, 08:38:08 PM
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Today, my good friend who just had a baby girl sent her newborn's pictures to me via picture message. To reply, instead of writing "Awwwwww" I wrote "Ewwwwww" by mistake. FML



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #6 on: April 09, 2009, 08:52:19 PM
Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML
« Last Edit: April 09, 2009, 08:52:40 PM by Mosh »



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #7 on: April 09, 2009, 09:54:57 PM
These are great:
http://www.fmylife.com/sex

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Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy that works with me and for which I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until in the heat of the moment my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML
« Last Edit: April 09, 2009, 09:56:24 PM by Mosh »



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #8 on: April 09, 2009, 10:29:32 PM
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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #9 on: April 09, 2009, 10:53:51 PM
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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #10 on: April 09, 2009, 11:23:26 PM
Lowbrow was better.

Much better.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #11 on: April 09, 2009, 11:51:10 PM
Is this like Twitter, but actually funny or interesting?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #12 on: April 10, 2009, 12:00:39 AM
i love this site

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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML


The next one is my favorite so far....
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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we weere joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
« Last Edit: April 10, 2009, 12:09:18 AM by underclass »
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #13 on: April 10, 2009, 12:14:25 AM
Yeah, on IRC we have a bot that, among other weird triggers has an !FML trigger that reads and then spams quotes from Fmylife.

Most of them are extremely dumb.
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #14 on: April 10, 2009, 08:19:26 AM
Yeah, on IRC we have a bot that, among other weird triggers has an !FML trigger that reads and then spams quotes from Fmylife.  FML
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #15 on: April 10, 2009, 09:09:44 AM
These are great:
http://www.fmylife.com/sex

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Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy that works with me and for which I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until in the heat of the moment my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML

Ha ha! Stupid bitch!
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Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #16 on: April 10, 2009, 09:10:31 AM
Funny shit.


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Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

Fuck My Life.

Fake, probably just like all of these.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #17 on: April 10, 2009, 09:16:03 AM
Yeah, on IRC we have a bot that, among other weird triggers has an !FML trigger that reads and then spams quotes from Fmylife.

Most of them are extremely dumb.

The concept is dumb. Why would you have that? That would be like having Henny Youngman living in your house. After about a week the urge to kill would be overwhelming. Moderation, man.

Wait... it's you. NM.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #18 on: April 10, 2009, 02:00:20 PM
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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

Oh man, I don't even remember submitting that.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #19 on: April 10, 2009, 03:04:30 PM
I want to believe this, but all of the grammar and syntax are the same. The delivery and punctuation as well. Seems like one person is witting this.



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #20 on: April 10, 2009, 03:06:02 PM
One person reading alot of twitters.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #21 on: April 10, 2009, 03:26:40 PM
I want to believe this, but all of the grammar and syntax are the same. The delivery and punctuation as well. Seems like one person is witting this.

There's variations, actually.

I think that they're probably reviewed/editted by someone and corrected for spelling, to include the "Today" and "FML" bits, as well as other things.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #22 on: April 10, 2009, 04:42:53 PM
Quote from: tricky
Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we weere joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my ass and said, "Soon this will be stained with my seed." FML
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #23 on: April 10, 2009, 05:47:35 PM
On a side note, I can SO see myself doing this:
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of the sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House was on. My boyfriend stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #24 on: April 10, 2009, 05:49:49 PM
Let's vote; who would this apply to?
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Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about 5 minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom. So we stopped and she went to the bathroom. After waiting around 10 min, I decided to check if she was ok. The window was open. She was gone. FML
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #25 on: April 10, 2009, 05:54:26 PM
[banal]Bagman for the male part.[/banal]

[cheapshot]Danzig for the female part.[/cheapshot]
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #26 on: April 10, 2009, 06:00:10 PM
Quote from: tricky
Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we weere joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my ass and said, "Soon this will be stained with my seed." FML

Nice one!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #27 on: April 10, 2009, 06:13:57 PM
Dude, this is fucking HOT!
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Today, my mom was helping me clean out stuff from college. She opened a box and took out some anal beads I got as a gag gift. She proceeded to ask, "What are these?" I answered, "They are for massaging your back". She then insisted I show her. I massaged my mother with anal beads. FML
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #28 on: April 10, 2009, 07:13:20 PM
Yeah, on IRC we have a bot that, among other weird triggers has an !FML trigger that reads and then spams quotes from Fmylife.  FML

Dahahahaha! That's very clever.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #29 on: April 10, 2009, 09:14:23 PM
My bot's better; you can play trivia with it ...
Quote from: tricky
Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we weere joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my ass and said, "Soon this will be stained with my seed." FML

Nice one!

Thank you, I'll be here all weekend ...

BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #30 on: April 10, 2009, 09:35:23 PM
Let's vote; who would this apply to?
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Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about 5 minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom. So we stopped and she went to the bathroom. After waiting around 10 min, I decided to check if she was ok. The window was open. She was gone. FML

Bwa ha ha, bagman shit right there! You KNOW it's gonna happen.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #31 on: April 10, 2009, 10:09:47 PM
Yeah, on IRC we have a bot that, among other weird triggers has an !FML trigger that reads and then spams quotes from Fmylife.

Most of them are extremely dumb.

The concept is dumb. Why would you have that? That would be like having Henny Youngman living in your house. After about a week the urge to kill would be overwhelming. Moderation, man.

Wait... it's you. NM.

Not my bot.
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #32 on: April 11, 2009, 01:00:12 PM
Is this like Twitter, but actually funny or interesting?

Yep!

Yeah, on IRC we have a bot that, among other weird triggers has an !FML trigger that reads and then spams quotes from Fmylife.  FML

Dahahahaha! That's very clever.

Agreed.

Funny shit.


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Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

Fuck My Life.

Fake, probably just like all of these.

Same thing occurred to me. No way would it scan. But in response to that and this:

I want to believe this, but all of the grammar and syntax are the same. The delivery and punctuation as well. Seems like one person is witting this.


Oh well, who cares? They're funny.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #33 on: April 11, 2009, 01:01:33 PM
I want to believe this, but all of the grammar and syntax are the same. The delivery and punctuation as well. Seems like one person is witting this.

There's variations, actually.

I think that they're probably reviewed/editted by someone and corrected for spelling, to include the "Today" and "FML" bits, as well as other things.

We're one R short and two T's heavy here, people. FML.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #34 on: April 11, 2009, 01:39:58 PM
By my tally:
Missing - A, E, and 2 Rs
Extra - S, 2Ts

EDIT: FML.
« Last Edit: April 11, 2009, 01:40:29 PM by Doormouse »



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #35 on: April 11, 2009, 01:51:18 PM
Oh bithc, bithc, bithc...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #36 on: April 11, 2009, 09:57:50 PM
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Today, I babysat 3 year old twins. They have a huge dry erase board hanging inbetween their beds. After they fell asleep I drew a very detailed and large drawing of a penis. When I went to erase it I realized it was in Sharpie. FML

Sounds like a response I'd give to my ex:

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Today, was the first time my boyfriend slept over. He was hard, so I woke him up by whispering in his ear, "If you could get me to do anything right now, what would it be?" His response, "Can you get me a bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream?" He was hard, for ice cream. FML

This too:

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML
« Last Edit: April 12, 2009, 12:12:51 AM by Drugmoth »
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #37 on: April 21, 2009, 11:45:00 PM
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Today, I used an airplane bathroom. I used a paper seat cover because I didn't want my butt to touch the seat. The seat cover clogged the toilet. I stuck my hand in and fished the seat cover out. I essentially stuck my hand into an airplane toilet because I didn't want my ass to touch the seat. FML
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #38 on: April 21, 2009, 11:51:30 PM
Boy, DrugMoth's getting around when he's not posting here ...
No WONDER it's so AARP-like in his absence ....

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Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

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Today, cops showed up at my apartment demanding to look inside. Satisfied with the search, they told me they had received a noise complaint. More specifically, hearing screams someone believed a girl was getting raped. I had two friends over and we had been wrestling. The three of us are male. FML

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Today, I was masturbating to a video a friend sent me. The girls were hot, walking out on a stage doing all sorts of sexy manuevers. The video was close to ending and the announcer in the video announced the winner. His name was Dan. It was a drag competition. My friend knew I'd whack off to it. FML





BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #39 on: May 10, 2009, 05:47:51 AM
« Last Edit: May 10, 2009, 05:49:03 AM by Drugmoth »
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #40 on: May 10, 2009, 10:08:48 AM
dumb.




shit.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #41 on: May 10, 2009, 10:20:08 AM
I have an FML from long ago that I just remembered cuz I'm reading the mother's day shit at fmylife.com:

Several years ago when I was at work I was hanging out with this co-worker and we joked around all the time.  I said some "your mom" joke and he was like "My mom is dead".  And I was like "Haha, fuck you, you're just saying that to fuck with me and make me uncomfortable" or something to that effect.  He was like "No seriously", and I didn't believe him and kept joking around.  His mom really was dead.  Awkward.
One of my friends is an orphan, hence I never really got into the whole 'your mom' thing.



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #42 on: June 30, 2009, 11:34:08 PM
I'm sorry, I laughed at this for 5 minutes ....
... thinking of tricky; sorry, Brook

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Today, I was at walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong she said that I'd "killed her nose". FML
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #43 on: December 29, 2009, 04:54:31 AM
hahaha ....

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Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend took me out to dinner. While at the restaurant, she went to the bathroom. She was then escorted out of the restaurant for having sex in said bathroom. I was sitting at our booth the entire time. FML
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #44 on: December 29, 2009, 09:34:37 AM
I'm moved on from FML to Texts from last night.

Fits my style more as a drunk 20-something degenerate.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #45 on: December 29, 2009, 11:24:02 AM
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Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML

Hmm... I wonder who this is.
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Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #46 on: December 29, 2009, 11:34:47 AM
Mmmmm tender pork chops....
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #47 on: December 29, 2009, 03:27:13 PM
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Today, I gave my 7 year old a snowglobe.

I had spent the last week de-constructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together.

Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with."

FML
Signature :      X   



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #48 on: December 30, 2009, 05:30:02 PM
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Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #49 on: December 31, 2009, 09:22:54 PM
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Today, my roommate brought a guy home at 3:30am. Not having a condom, she ran into my room to borrow one of mine. She was overzealous, jumped onto my bed, and cracked two of my ribs. She then took the condom, left me lying paralyzed with pain, and then had very loud sex, which I heard. FML
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #50 on: January 01, 2010, 03:14:20 PM
i use to read my life is average a lot.



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #51 on: January 01, 2010, 03:16:10 PM
Mmmmm tender pork chops....

On our first date i'll make you some delicious pork chops!



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #52 on: January 01, 2010, 07:04:00 PM
I thought you were the tender pork chops?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #53 on: January 01, 2010, 07:52:26 PM
The two of you are ruining my concentration...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #54 on: January 01, 2010, 07:55:54 PM
I thought the fatties thread did that ...
Now pork chops?

Read our stupid banter around here much longer and you'll NEED that Viagra ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #55 on: January 03, 2010, 05:40:43 AM
i use to read my life is average a lot.

I love that site, dislike fml though.
...although I did see a license plate with it on once.



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #56 on: January 04, 2010, 04:40:28 PM
"My Life Is Average"?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #57 on: January 04, 2010, 05:57:53 PM
http://mylifeisaverage.com/

I can see why you had trouble.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #58 on: January 05, 2010, 10:37:29 PM
No, I figured as much ...
Just, is it really worth going to or is it more of the same kinda shit?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #59 on: January 05, 2010, 10:55:11 PM
Do you like your fucks to be average ?

but seriously.  I didnt read it... The page format is the same, so I would assume it's just the same.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #60 on: January 05, 2010, 10:58:55 PM
I'll take average over terrible or none ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #61 on: January 05, 2010, 11:03:20 PM
Me... It depends on how much work the average is.

If only I could find out before the deed...
~sigh.
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Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #62 on: January 05, 2010, 11:05:58 PM
Yeah, you never know ...
If I know she's good, I'll put more effort; if I'm flying blind, I may or may not at all ...
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Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #63 on: January 07, 2010, 12:32:05 AM
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Today, I was snuggled in bed with my husband. He thought because my butt was twitching that I was trying to be frisky. So he slapped my ass hard in attempt to get something going. I was actually trying to hold in a huge fart because last night I had diarrhea. Apparently I still have it. FML
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Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #64 on: January 07, 2010, 12:33:22 AM
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Today, I came home to find my Dad cheating on his new wife of six weeks. With my own mother who was supposedly dating "a real catch". Should I be happy that my parents love each other or pissed off that they're both whores? I can't decide. FML
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Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #65 on: January 07, 2010, 12:35:31 AM
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Today, I had a rare phone call from my ex-girlfriend. We ended up talking for hours about old times. It was the best conversation we have had in forever, it made me miss her and miss us. Later on in the day, she called back asking what we talked about. She was too high too remember. FML
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Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #66 on: January 07, 2010, 12:38:03 AM
THIS is how we roll here at AS/LG:
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Today my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I could help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
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Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #67 on: January 07, 2010, 12:55:20 AM
Would Dylan or krsna keep fapping?

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Today, my mom walked in on me looking at a 1978 playboy. She asked if I found it in the basement. I said yes. Then I realized she was the centerfold. FML
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Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #68 on: January 07, 2010, 01:01:25 AM
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Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML
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Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #69 on: January 12, 2010, 12:41:07 AM
Do you use, like, "certain terms" to find this stuff, or what?!?

Your "THIS is how we roll" one?

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Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #70 on: January 12, 2010, 01:36:35 AM
Do you use, like, "certain terms" to find this stuff, or what?!?

Your "THIS is how we roll" one?

Phucking Perfectly Priceless


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Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #71 on: January 12, 2010, 10:01:50 AM
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Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
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Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #72 on: January 12, 2010, 11:25:05 PM
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Today, I was spooning with my wife when I said, "It's cold tonight." Previously when I used that line, my wife would respond by saying, "I know how to warm you up" and we would make love. Tonight, she said "I know how to warm you up" and farted on me. FML
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Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #73 on: January 12, 2010, 11:26:57 PM
Who wouldn't do this one?
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #74 on: January 12, 2010, 11:29:57 PM
This makes Kyle not look so bad, eh?
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Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML
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Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #75 on: January 12, 2010, 11:32:29 PM
I need to meet a woman with that. When she wakes up I'd be done. Much less disappointment and humiliation that way.
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Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #76 on: January 12, 2010, 11:38:36 PM
Right ...

I can't help but laugh at this one; It reminds me of how I picture this girl, Melissa's, mother:
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Today, I told my mom I am bulimic and have been for a few years and that I need help. She responded by saying "Well that's clearly not working for you. Why don't you try anorexia." She then patted me on my head, smiled, and walked away. FML
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Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #77 on: January 12, 2010, 11:44:17 PM
I'm SO going to use this (and wonder if Sasha has yet):
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Today, I hooked up with this guy i really like for the first time. After, we were laying in bed listening to music. When the song finished he leaned over and said, "You know what you and that song have in common?" I smiled and said, "What?" He replied with, "You just got played, get out of my bed." FML
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|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #78 on: January 12, 2010, 11:48:04 PM
This is when murder becomes legal:
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Today, I called my fiance and found out she is 9 weeks pregnant. I had been in Iraq for over 6 months. I also found out her and her new boyfriend already spent most of my $30,000 re-enlistment bonus on a new car and a trip to Las Vegas. FML
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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #79 on: January 12, 2010, 11:54:11 PM
This too:
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Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #80 on: January 13, 2010, 01:10:40 AM
Who does this?
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Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML
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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
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('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #81 on: January 13, 2010, 01:14:53 AM
This happened to me when eHarmony came out; we all HAD to take their big "personality test" ...
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Today, I signed up for an online dating site. After completing their personality quiz, I set the distance to a 60 mile radius of where I live. Then to the country. Then to the whole world. I got no matches for any of the settings. FML

I know others here had the same thing happen ...
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Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #82 on: January 13, 2010, 01:18:48 AM
Again, murder is allowed here:
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Today, I found out why my husband had wanted to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informed me that he wasn't always Ben, but used to be Brenda. His 'penis' doesn't work and he had wanted to know I "truly loved him" before he had let me know. FML
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #83 on: January 13, 2010, 01:53:40 AM
Zoomie, quit scarring the bitches:
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Today, I asked my boyfriend of almost ten months who his top five women to have it off with would be. I was third. My mom was second. FML
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|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #84 on: January 13, 2010, 02:23:41 AM
Hahahahaha ....
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Today, I realized what my mom has been calling me for 20 years. She always calls me her "little fehler." With her being from Germany, I always thought it was a cute little nickname. Apparently, she's been calling me her "little mistake." FML
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|)__/)
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Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #85 on: January 13, 2010, 02:37:44 AM
This happened to a friend of mine, actually:
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Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML
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Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #86 on: January 13, 2010, 03:50:37 AM
Pork Chops, just had em, yumm
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #87 on: January 13, 2010, 07:31:54 PM
Speaking of which ...

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Today, I used the bathroom on a bus from New York to Boston, and carefully covered the seat with twenty of the single-square toilet paper rations. As I was peeing, the bus flew over a bump and swerved sharply, and my entire naked bottom was splashed with urine and poop. It wasn't my own. FML
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|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #88 on: January 13, 2010, 08:06:57 PM
This happened to a friend of mine, actually:
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Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

I know someone that happened to, actually, only it was her mother and aunt switching roles. She only found out when she was 50-something and her "mother" died.
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Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #89 on: January 14, 2010, 05:45:15 PM
Why Tru's kids live in other states:
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Today, the cops showed up to check out a child abuse complaint, I then had to spend an hour explaining that I had given my son a suppository. The neighbors heard him sobbing hysterically "Daddy, why did you put that in my butt? It hurts." My neighbor had heard and thought I was raping my son. FML

Additionally, I'd prolly not be quite so upset about this one:
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Today, our entire crew team was at a yoga studio for an introductory yoga lesson. All my teammates could talk about how hot the yoga instructor was in her tight spandex while doing the sexy yoga poses. Everyone, including the coach, wanted to do her. The yoga instructor is my mom. FML

Hahahahahaha .... Who's this remind you of?
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Today, I finally got the chance to hook up with the girl I really like. She was naked, and as she was taking my pants off, she looked at my penis and said, "oh, I just remembered I have to babysit my little sister today." FML

Once again; legalize murder:
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Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML

KYLE!!!:
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Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with my family as soon as we got on the highway. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream. I had to sit next to my grandma with semen all over my thighs and boxers for the rest of the trip. FML

BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #90 on: January 16, 2010, 01:44:31 AM
This happened to a friend of mine, actually:
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Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

I know someone that happened to, actually, only it was her mother and aunt switching roles. She only found out when she was 50-something and her "mother" died.

This just SUX ...

David, my son?  Yeah, well, he's also my little bro, 'cuz my folks adopted him.  To the world, at large, I was nothing but an UNfit Mother.

What is just too sad?  I wasn't that UnFit ~ I WAS, however, that UNrich, and couldn't even afford myself.

Well, all anyway ...


I think about that.  About if we just had everything we needed, how cool and easy it would all be.

Too bad I'm not the guy in charge ...



On ANOTHER Note:

Good GOD, Dave!  Do You LIVE at FML???  I've been there, several times, and I NEVER find the gold you do!
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Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #91 on: January 16, 2010, 02:36:50 PM
I only look at the "highest rated" ...
Most other stuff blows dog dick ....
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('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #92 on: February 12, 2010, 09:22:39 PM
These are SO both me:

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Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

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Today, after confessing my love for my best friend, he looked at me and said "I'm not feeling it. But does this mean we can have sex?" FML
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #93 on: February 12, 2010, 09:25:10 PM
So many of these fit Dylan:
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Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence when he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear." FML

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML
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|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #94 on: July 30, 2010, 07:08:55 PM
There's an APP for that afterall!
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Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap," but my iPhone changed it to "I need anal." I sent it. FML
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|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #95 on: July 31, 2010, 06:08:33 AM
*watches Dave run right out to pick up an iPhone...*



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #96 on: July 31, 2010, 11:21:50 AM
Doesn't Dave's phone automatically broadcast an "I NEED ANAL" text message every three hours already?



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #97 on: July 31, 2010, 12:17:34 PM
Yep, to his entire contact list.
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Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #98 on: July 31, 2010, 01:57:58 PM
That's called Grinder app.



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #99 on: July 31, 2010, 03:53:47 PM
Hahahaha ...
Thanks ...
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|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #100 on: December 16, 2011, 01:19:54 AM
Hahahaha!

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Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #101 on: January 09, 2014, 02:22:30 PM
* Thrash nods *
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Today, my boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #102 on: November 13, 2015, 03:29:50 PM
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Today, my boyfriend told me that he doesn't know why I think deepthroating is so uncomfortable. To prove his point, he grabbed my dildo and effortlessly slid it down his throat. FML
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone ready Fmylife.com? Reply #103 on: November 14, 2015, 11:01:55 AM
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Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML

BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')