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Texts from last night is the new bash.org(Read 2160 times)
Re: Texts from last night is the new bash.org Reply #30 on: January 02, 2015, 05:43:45 PM
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My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning

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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.

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(562): tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
(714): and a girl gets the red ring of death every month

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Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app

I'VE DONE THIS - I'VE DONE THIS!!! (... and I still maintain is was quite appropriate!)
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Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.

BEEN THERE, DONE THAT!!!
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.

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Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up

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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.

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Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.

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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.

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Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.

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My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?

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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.

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(315): MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
(315): AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!

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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.

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We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Texts from last night is the new bash.org Reply #31 on: January 03, 2015, 04:09:49 AM


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    Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app. <<

I have never done this mainly because I don't have a dealer these days but also because the shit would get lost under the rubber armor.
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: Texts from last night is the new bash.org Reply #32 on: January 03, 2015, 05:52:43 PM
Yeah THAT'S the problem with that statement ... Haha!!!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Texts from last night is the new bash.org Reply #33 on: October 26, 2015, 02:47:29 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')