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Holy Fuck Me! - 80s Atari Games Online!(Read 917 times)
Holy Fuck Me! - 80s Atari Games Online! on: October 11, 2019, 11:56:01 AM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Holy Fuck Me! - 80s Atari Games Online! Reply #1 on: October 12, 2019, 12:53:41 AM
Here's Leisure Suit Larry 1 -
(In The Land Of The Lounge Lizards)
https://www.retrogames.cz/play_493-DOS.php?language=EN
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Holy Fuck Me! - 80s Atari Games Online! Reply #2 on: October 14, 2019, 01:09:20 AM
Here's Leisure Suit Larry 1 -
(In The Land Of The Lounge Lizards)
https://www.retrogames.cz/play_493-DOS.php?language=EN

Leave it up to Sierra Entertainment to produce an adult oriented game back then.   
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: Holy Fuck Me! - 80s Atari Games Online! Reply #3 on: October 15, 2019, 09:21:00 AM
Hellz, yeah ...
It's fun too ...
Give it a shot!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Holy Fuck Me! - 80s Atari Games Online! Reply #4 on: October 16, 2019, 09:19:31 PM
I will, I wish I could download it as an .flv or javascript app.
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: Holy Fuck Me! - 80s Atari Games Online! Reply #5 on: October 16, 2019, 11:43:41 PM
You use to be able to ...
I'm not sure if it's still around, but, either way, it's a fun game ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Holy Fuck Me! - 80s Atari Games Online! Reply #6 on: October 18, 2019, 12:07:34 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Holy Fuck Me! - 80s Atari Games Online! Reply #7 on: October 18, 2019, 09:58:49 PM
Those look interesting but the one I tried didn't control very well.
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: Holy Fuck Me! - 80s Atari Games Online! Reply #8 on: October 19, 2019, 05:20:36 AM
It's hard to believe that "Bachelor Party" was banned in a few places because it was SUPPOSEDLY
8-bit naked women with big breasts being bounced against a giant tit (in a game like BreakOut) ....

BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Holy Fuck Me! - 80s Atari Games Online! Reply #9 on: October 30, 2019, 09:18:01 AM
Never even knew about Bachelor Party back in the day. That's hilarious. haha



Re: Holy Fuck Me! - 80s Atari Games Online! Reply #10 on: October 30, 2019, 09:15:08 PM
Yeah, and, as I said, it's was technically "banned" as an "X-Rated Game" ...
It kind of reminds me of a cheap version of Yars Revenge meets Breakout ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Holy Fuck Me! - 80s Atari Games Online! Reply #11 on: November 02, 2019, 12:33:20 AM
It's hard to believe that "Bachelor Party" was banned in a few places because it was SUPPOSEDLY
8-bit naked women with big breasts being bounced against a giant tit (in a game like BreakOut) ....


Actually, I take that back ....
It's an 8-bit naked man being bounced off of a giant tit into 8-bit naked women ...
(Or at least so it looks from further glancing upon the image above; thus, "Bachelor Party", I'm sure)
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Holy Fuck Me! - 80s Atari Games Online! Reply #12 on: November 02, 2019, 12:36:21 AM
I just looked it back up ...
Quote from: Wikipedia
Gameplay
The game is a simplified version of Breakout where the "ball" is made to look like a nude man and the "bricks" are made to look like nude women and the man bounces back and forth horizontally rather than vertically. On the left, he is repelled by a woman with whom he collides and subsequently eliminates from play, or by the opposing wall. On the right, a paddle (said to be a container of aphrodisiac "Spanish Fly" in the manual) returns the depleted bachelor to the room full of women. The paddle is controlled by the player using a paddle controller.

The premise is that of an unnamed bachelor having his final fling with a room full of inexplicably nude women. The equally unclothed bachelor is propelled repeatedly into the room of women by a container of "Spanish Fly" used as the player's paddle. When entering the fray, the bachelor's exaggerated and pixelated penis is seen to be erect. When he returns from having collided with (and presumably had sexual intercourse with) a woman or after hitting the opposing wall, his penis sags. It returns to erect when the bachelor is successfully set moving again toward the left.

A second version of the game, titled Bachelorette Party, also exists. It has no difference in gameplay, but has the game sprites reversed: The player uses the paddle to bounce a naked woman toward naked men.
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')