You do realize what an enormous creep you're being, right?

I mean, assuming there's any truth tho this at all, that these girls are real, etc.

Discretion is the better part of more than just valor, learn that or some day some woman is going to claw your fucking eyes out when she finds out what a little kiss-and-tell bullshit man you've been to her.

...if you ever move beyond the Craigslist League, that is.

Somehow, Wozniak, I don't think this girl needs you to defend her honor.

Maybe she's into the "bad" kind of dirty...

what, like blood and shit on the carpet?


I dated a cougar for a year, trust me it's not something you want to be doing for too long.... if only because it's a pain in the ass to keep replacing bed sheets

Bagman. Let's talk for a minute. No one needs to know what I'm about to say. this is between you and me.

You need to quit being arrogant about your sexual prowess. See you've only fucked one girl, one who you admit is not... well... she's like scrapping the bottom of the garbage bin, correct? I mean, you did find her on craigslist, right?

Listen Hillbilly goes Hollywood, let's face the facts. She was looking on craigslist, she couldn't get it right from behind, she keeps saying "No one's ever done this to me before"
She reeks of "gives free blow jobs behind K mart" or "Only fucked the really drunk dudes after the dance". I'd also wager to say "Virgin Loser" except you made no mention of blood on your dick after the first lay.

Quit bragging. When you've got a few more notches in your belt, a cougar, bust a nut in a LIVE HUMAN VAGINA, you can start bragging. Until then, back off. You're not making any of the females on this board scream... unless you mean we are screaming for you to shave your rabbi beard.
Seriously dude, rethink that facial hair style.



 

Dude, I love the jewish look. Don't listen to anyone but your own gut. It's sweetness.

PS - Snow day, Mello?

Yes! I totally needed this day.

me too.
^5

what, like blood and shit on the carpet?

I think you mean menstrual blood on the blanket.

Nice one Mello... exactly what I was thinking!

Nick, I don't think the term Cougar applies if they're old enough to need diapers.

Yes! I totally needed this day.

Snowday in Maryland too!

Nick, I don't think the term Cougar applies if they're old enough to need diapers.

At that stage they are "emaciated mountain lions"

Bagman. Let's talk for a minute. No one needs to know what I'm about to say. this is between you and me.

You need to quit being arrogant about your sexual prowess. See you've only fucked one girl, one who you admit is not... well... she's like scrapping the bottom of the garbage bin, correct? I mean, you did find her on craigslist, right?

Listen Hillbilly goes Hollywood, let's face the facts. She was looking on craigslist, she couldn't get it right from behind, she keeps saying "No one's ever done this to me before"
She reeks of "gives free blow jobs behind K mart" or "Only fucked the really drunk dudes after the dance". I'd also wager to say "Virgin Loser" except you made no mention of blood on your dick after the first lay.

Quit bragging. When you've got a few more notches in your belt, a cougar, bust a nut in a LIVE HUMAN VAGINA, you can start bragging. Until then, back off. You're not making any of the females on this board scream... unless you mean we are screaming for you to shave your rabbi beard.
Seriously dude, rethink that facial hair style.

 

Ouch.

Discretion is the better part of more than just valor, learn that or some day some woman is going to claw your fucking eyes out when she finds out what a little kiss-and-tell bullshit man you've been to her.

A drunken fling ended in disaster for a man who woke up to find his lover's name carved into his arm.

Dominique Fisher, 22, used a Stanley knife to write her name on Wayne Robinson's upper arm.

She inflicted the injuries on the 24-year-old at her home in Blackburn, Lancashire.

Mr Robinson woke to find his body decorated with a star on his back, 'Dominique' written on his upper right arm, and numerous slash marks on his left arm and shoulder.

He told police he had drunk vodka and taken Valium and was not awake during the incident on the night of June 14 last year.

Mr Robinson said he panicked when he woke up and took a taxi back to his home in Fleetwood, Lancashire.

He said: 'I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her.

'When I woke I was covered in blood. Dominique was snoring. I just had to get out of there. I didn't even wake her to ask what she'd done.'

'I'm scarred for life,' he told The Sun. 'I wish I'd never met her.'

Fisher was found guilty of one charge of unlawful wounding at Preston Crown Court on Monday, following a two-day trial.

She will be sentenced on February 27 at Preston Crown Court.

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Cap - youre in Maryland now? What Part? Let's get together SOON

Cap - youre in Maryland now? What Part? Let's get together SOON

college park, about 15 min subway ride north of d.c.

About 30 minutes south of me and Joe, on the way to Steeleye's. We gonna have a party this summer!

I've also got a car so I roll anywhere as long as there's parking.

You can bring all of the maker's mark you want to my house.

I already have some but we can always use more Jameson.

Well, one thing is for certain:

Another board member in the vicinty means there is a mandatory trip to J Patrick's in the near future.

I'm in.

Yes, Clarence?

The most awkward raping of your life.

Hahahahahaha oh man! I know this has been quoted and laughed at a bunch in this thread but that cracked me the fuck up!

Which is weirder: that the first thing I noticed about that pic was the lower case "q", or that I instantly understood that the lower case "q" is way easier to carve than the "Q" thanks to my years of carving stupid shit into everything?

When my friend sent me that link about a month ago when it first happened, we both thought the weirdest part about it was that it looks like she botched the N like it was going to be an A and then it had a \ added to the side of it when she realized the mistake.

It's pretty cool actually that some psycho chick would take the time to CARVE HER FUCKING NAME IN SOMEONE.

If my ex had ever done that to me, I probably just would have laughed and asked if it was my turn.

Two things:

Mel, you're the only one who's ever said shave the beard. The bitches love it. It fits my face well; I literally look 17 without it.

Second, READ my shit before you morons make dumb fucking remarks. This is the second time this thread I've had to correct somebody about this girl being from Craigslist. She ain't. Which is mighty funny - the first girl I actually ask out in person, is the first one I fuck. Amazing! Maybe I'm onto something here...

For a refresher from the now dubbed Classic Hit, http://thrashinc.com/e107_plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?141347:

IT GETS EVEN BETTER. At the show on Thursday night I was chillin, tapping to the beats of the Black Kids and Ting-Tings and this girl comes up to me and starts talking. I say hey I'm Kyle what's your name, and have a great conversation with her.
I'll call her "J2". Anyway she fucking bought me a couple of beers too!!! AWESOME. At one point she was like "I'm cold - are you?" and I wasn't, but without hesitation I wrap my arm around her and pull her close to me. She nestles her neck on my chest and I rub her back with my fingers. It was awesome... just to DO IT and not WORRY about doing it/not doing it. We were touchy/feely/rubby throughout the other band. With my balls for all the world to see I asked her out on the spot. IN PERSON. I've never really done that before. Usually it's via craigslist/e-mail/myspace/cyber communication. I asked her for her number too IN PERSON. Long story short, she's going to Ice Cube with me tomorrow night.

I can see why it'd be confusing -- on Thrashinc I called her "J2" because there was this other chick "J" I went out with. But STILL, that other "J" I didn't meet on Craigslist EITHER! I met her through that girl "G", who's bed I slept in... without getting any. So many women last year. It was fun just building confidence enough to go out with all the girls.


Anyway... enough with this digression shit.

How do you expect me to feel after making this girl cum every time we're together - multiple times, and her telling me almost every time that nobody she's fucked before has ever made her cum. Like dirt? Fuck no Mello, I'm on top of the world yo. Yes, obviously I haven't tainted any other pussies yet with my lovestick, but eventually I will.

I was not some 15 year old virgin who doesn't know fuck all about pleasuring a woman. I was 28 years old, and had many, many years of porno sex ed, reading articles, askmen.com, reading all y'alls posts, etc. etc. I was a mature virgin. So I'd like to say I know a little bit more about what I'm doing that a 15 year old virgin would. Is a stretch that I was able to get her to come the first time she came over to my house? No!! I was ready to put my ALL into this shit, and I did!

The offer still stands, tricky. And mello. I've been saying for 10 years I'd fuck any of you girls on this board. Why, suddenly when I ACTUALLY have sex, is it so much more offensive? Hahaha.

It is adorable that you think that glorified prostitutes badly faking orgasms during mechanical sex acts on film is educational.

Also, how do you feel when bums offer to "wash" your windshield? That is how (self-respecting) women feel when you "offer" to fuck them, knucklehead.

Supply and demand, get used to it.

If she's fucked in the head enough to go living with two dudes we've probably seen on "To Catch a Predator" she couldn't possibly be kissing your ass hoping to move in to your nice condo with plans of helping you squander your hard saved cash. On her.

No way, chicks never do that. Never. Especially not the ones you meet on Craigslist.

Oh god! I can't believe you met this girl on craigslist! How desperate can you be to meet someone online?? I would never do such a thing...

Bagman, when my cock supply has run out and no other man on earth will fuck me, I'll let you know.