Enlarge it before pressing on it, Baggie.Quote from: bagmanI know how to masturbate.
I know how to masturbate.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
Need sizes and styles please.
Quote from: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 09:26:22 AMNeed sizes and styles please. right, anything that screams "rapist" or "drunken sailor" or has a greased zipper you can set aside for zoomie.
Quote from: psychopathetic on April 11, 2009, 09:32:33 AMQuote from: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 09:26:22 AMNeed sizes and styles please. right, anything that screams "rapist" or "drunken sailor" or has a greased zipper you can set aside for zoomie.zOMG I <3 you so much. I might let you enjoy the rape before I kill you.
the rape is always better when the killing has already occured...
Meh. It's slightly better when they're still wigglin'.
Is that kinda like how a lapdance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'?
I reckon black light them for tell tale signs of extra curricular jizz marks.
Today, my over-protective mom decided to do a blacklight test on my room to make sure I wasn't doing the naughty in my bed. The bed was clean. My face wasn't. FML
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!