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My ex's suitcase filled with clothes(Read 23753 times)
My ex's suitcase filled with clothes on: April 11, 2009, 01:37:21 AM
I found a suitcase full of his clothes in one of my closets.
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Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #1 on: April 11, 2009, 01:40:37 AM
ohmy.
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Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #2 on: April 11, 2009, 01:47:18 AM
It wasn't the onewhoshallnotbenamed. It was the other one.

Wanna buy it???
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Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #3 on: April 11, 2009, 01:48:27 AM
nah. maybe you should burn it. as a symbolic thing or something something.
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Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #4 on: April 11, 2009, 01:55:17 AM
Go through the pockets for money/blackmail materials



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #5 on: April 11, 2009, 04:43:42 AM
What labels are on the clothes ?
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Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #6 on: April 11, 2009, 05:47:17 AM
I reckon black light them for tell tale signs of extra curricular jizz marks.



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #7 on: April 11, 2009, 06:25:21 AM
I'll give you $20 for it if you throw in a pair of your used panties in a sealed plastic bag.
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Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #8 on: April 11, 2009, 06:29:40 AM
A good suitcase is worth $20 by itself.
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Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #9 on: April 11, 2009, 09:26:22 AM
Need sizes and styles please.
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Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #10 on: April 11, 2009, 09:32:33 AM
Need sizes and styles please.

right, anything that screams "rapist" or "drunken sailor" or has a greased zipper you can set aside for zoomie.
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Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #11 on: April 11, 2009, 10:26:20 AM
Dave will take the assless chaps off your hands tho...



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #12 on: April 11, 2009, 10:46:34 AM
Need sizes and styles please.

right, anything that screams "rapist" or "drunken sailor" or has a greased zipper you can set aside for zoomie.

zOMG I <3 you so much. I might let you enjoy the rape before I kill you.
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Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #13 on: April 11, 2009, 10:48:59 AM
the rape is always better when the killing has already occured...



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #14 on: April 11, 2009, 11:26:15 AM
Need sizes and styles please.

right, anything that screams "rapist" or "drunken sailor" or has a greased zipper you can set aside for zoomie.

zOMG I <3 you so much. I might let you enjoy the rape before I kill you.

haha, you're such a peach.
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Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #15 on: April 11, 2009, 11:28:48 AM
the rape is always better when the killing has already occured...

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Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #16 on: April 11, 2009, 05:08:32 PM
Ahhh twitchers....



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #17 on: April 11, 2009, 05:58:23 PM
the rape is always better when the killing has already occured...

Is that kinda like how a lapdance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'?
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Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #18 on: April 11, 2009, 06:56:10 PM
Everything is better when the stripper is crying. Even the cheap draught tastes good.
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Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #19 on: April 11, 2009, 07:05:15 PM



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #20 on: April 11, 2009, 07:05:37 PM
Is that kinda like how a lapdance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'?

From playing GTA4 I've found that the lapdance is so much better when the stripper is dodging shotgun shells.
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Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #21 on: April 11, 2009, 07:09:32 PM
I think maybe it's best to kill during the rape? That way you get the best of both worlds! I think I am onto something here.

I will post pics of the suitcase and the clothing inside the suitcase for shits n' giggles sometime this week.
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Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #22 on: April 11, 2009, 07:20:32 PM
Also please grade the overall odor on a scale of 1-10. One being the vag of a weeklong dead crackwhore and 10 being a freshly baked NY deli baguette.
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Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #23 on: April 11, 2009, 08:04:07 PM
i need some new clothes
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Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #24 on: April 11, 2009, 11:31:20 PM
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Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #25 on: April 11, 2009, 11:59:20 PM
OK that was funny, in context.
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Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #26 on: April 13, 2009, 12:44:09 AM
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I reckon black light them for tell tale signs of extra curricular jizz marks.

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Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #27 on: April 15, 2009, 04:49:11 PM
Ok lets move this transaction along. $10, take it or leave it.
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Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #28 on: April 15, 2009, 06:05:37 PM
Don't you want pics? I'll post pics. I don't think $10 will even cover the shipping costs. will it?
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Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #29 on: April 15, 2009, 06:47:30 PM
Yes I want to see pics

No, you can pass it to Emp the next time he's there, Emp can bring it to me.

I know you don't care about the case or the clothes, you care about the $10.
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