I found a suitcase full of his clothes in one of my closets.

ohmy.

It wasn't the onewhoshallnotbenamed. It was the other one.

Wanna buy it???

nah. maybe you should burn it. as a symbolic thing or something something.

Go through the pockets for money/blackmail materials

What labels are on the clothes ?

I reckon black light them for tell tale signs of extra curricular jizz marks.

I'll give you $20 for it if you throw in a pair of your used panties in a sealed plastic bag.

A good suitcase is worth $20 by itself.

Need sizes and styles please.

Need sizes and styles please.

right, anything that screams "rapist" or "drunken sailor" or has a greased zipper you can set aside for zoomie.

Dave will take the assless chaps off your hands tho...

Need sizes and styles please.

right, anything that screams "rapist" or "drunken sailor" or has a greased zipper you can set aside for zoomie.

zOMG I <3 you so much. I might let you enjoy the rape before I kill you.

the rape is always better when the killing has already occured...

Need sizes and styles please.

right, anything that screams "rapist" or "drunken sailor" or has a greased zipper you can set aside for zoomie.

zOMG I <3 you so much. I might let you enjoy the rape before I kill you.

haha, you're such a peach.

the rape is always better when the killing has already occured...

Meh. It's slightly better when they're still wigglin'.

Ahhh twitchers....

the rape is always better when the killing has already occured...

Is that kinda like how a lapdance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'?

Everything is better when the stripper is crying. Even the cheap draught tastes good.

Is that kinda like how a lapdance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'?

From playing GTA4 I've found that the lapdance is so much better when the stripper is dodging shotgun shells.

I think maybe it's best to kill during the rape? That way you get the best of both worlds! I think I am onto something here.

I will post pics of the suitcase and the clothing inside the suitcase for shits n' giggles sometime this week.

Also please grade the overall odor on a scale of 1-10. One being the vag of a weeklong dead crackwhore and 10 being a freshly baked NY deli baguette.

i need some new clothes

Give them to me.

fat guy little coat edited

OK that was funny, in context.

I reckon black light them for tell tale signs of extra curricular jizz marks.

Today, my over-protective mom decided to do a blacklight test on my room to make sure I wasn't doing the naughty in my bed. The bed was clean. My face wasn't. FML

Ok lets move this transaction along. $10, take it or leave it.

Don't you want pics? I'll post pics. I don't think $10 will even cover the shipping costs. will it?

Yes I want to see pics

No, you can pass it to Emp the next time he's there, Emp can bring it to me.

I know you don't care about the case or the clothes, you care about the $10.

I'll bid $30.

OK you can have them.

pics:



how exciting!

i have a sweater that would perfectly match that stripey hat. if only i wore hats.

What!! No che guevara t-shirt ?

Lucas is gonna luke adorable in that shit, especially the mismatched little girl stripey socks.

Sell that shit on Ebay. Call it "punk concert clothes" or "skateboard hangout cool! rare!" see what the fools will put down for it. Put your reserve at 30, though, since you already know you can get that.

:'(

Didn't I win it already?

man, i would so fuck her feedback.

man, i would so fuck her feedback and stain her dress.

You won Luke! Congrats!

Sweet.

I'll bring money in June?

man, i would so fuck her feedback and stain her dress.

Thrash --- Can you disable the mods telepathic plug-in ? Please ?

Sweet.

I'll bring money in June?

Yeah ho you better bring money or else you're gonna have to work that corner extra hard!!

Tricky: Can we get pics of you wearing just the Canada Kicks Ass shirt and the skull beanie?  That would be hawt.

No bra under the tshirt, either.

On a cold day.

No bra under the tshirt, either.

On a cold day.

I'm offended that there's a shirt posted on here that promotes Canada ...

No bra under the tshirt, either.

On a cold day.

I'm offended that there's a shirt posted on here that promotes Canada ...

British Commonwealth represent!

Die!

Die!

Die toten hosen?

FAG!

Mein Penis, ist Dank fein!

Additionally, you're a bundle of twigs!

And I was going to bid a pack of matches & 5 entertaining minutes in a wal-mart parking lot.

FTW

Worth more than $30.

Of course, Luke will bring her $30 and a sleeping bag.

I dunno, 5 entertaining mins in a walmart parking lot sounds possibly better than $30.

You're all bouquet garni.

6.    to ornament with fagoting.

Laughing Out Loud!

One of my buddies from high school discovered he was gay in college, came out when on exchange in Italy, and began to work at a restaurant called Le Fagotteria. True story. Extremely gay but true story.

Whats so funny about working in a twiggery?

FAGGOTS.

Whats so funny about working in a twiggery?

You thinking about picking up a job in a twiggery, Zoomie?
...if you think your LAST long-term employer fucked you in the ass on payday...

Speaking of fags, I could really use one right now.  I'm all out, but I'd kill a small child to feel a nice fresh fag on my lips.

Wait, what are we talking about?

Speaking of fags, I could really use one right now.  I'm all out, but I'd kill a small child to feel a nice fresh fag on my lips.

Have you checked in your closet?
After all, that's where tricky found this suitcase in the first place.

And so it all comes full circle.

Like Lost Highway by David Lynch!

I might actually need this suitcase.  On the bus back from NYC to DC today, someone took my suitcase and I was left to claim a suitcase full of women's clothes.

The suitcase is actually his ex's so I hope that makes it worth more money somehow.

Holy fuck he just emailed me after not talking for 3 months. He said I "didn't handle things in the best way". Umm ok. I am an "asshole" afterall.

Which of you guys sent him this thread? I hate you. 

Me.

Which of you guys sent him this thread? I hate you. 

I don't care who it was, he's not getting his stuff back.
If he wanted it, he should have taken it with him/been here for the bidding.

Me.

O Rly?

I don't care who it was, he's not getting his stuff back.
If he wanted it, he should have taken it with him/been here for the bidding.

haha. I feel like I should tell him I have it and I'll send it to him. That's what a nice person would do, right?

haha. I feel like I should tell him I have it and I'll send it to him. That's what a nice person would do, right?

You will get the most negative feedback on this transaction ever. 

Stick some used panty in it... the more used the better.

Then send it to him.

I dunno, 5 entertaining mins in a walmart parking lot sounds possibly better than $30.

*Insert typical Thrash anal joke here*

*Insert typical nonsensical stupid Danzig reply here*

*Insert Thrash, insulting DMoth after replying to Thrash's reply, (typically a 'gay' joke) here*

Oi, you two, get a room!

*Insert Thrash, into DMoth's rectum*

Insert 6 bottles store brand cough syrup AND Thrash's cock into DMoth.

I need to make chicken soon... I love chicken

That's a stuffed, turkey, I think ...

I make bitchin' cornish hen.

Next time youre here, nick, i'll have the new kitchen and I'll make chicken

then we can make out.

Damn ...
Some guys get all the luck!

I'm about to use my Coupon courtesy of Oprah, for a free grilled chicken meal, two sides and a motherfuckin biscuit at KFC.

Only available to print until tomorrow at 11:59pm! You best print that bitch out. See, this is why I am a millionaire in the making.

http://media.oprah.com/sterm/KFC_Coupon_OprahWebsite.pdf

OMG free lunch tomorrow.

Fag.

No, it's call frugality.

I was curious as I drove up to the window, so I asked the Mexican working there (fuck me, I forgot my mask), how many people have come through with the coupons and she said over 200 today!!! Christ, is KFC making any money at all?? I mean what isn't stopping me from saving the PDF file to my desktop, and printing out like 50 copies, and then using it for free lunch and dinner until the 19th (when the coupon expires)?

Go for it.

Yeah, then you can look like a fat Jewish banker!

Hey!

I tried to print out this coupon but it didn't work. Fuck you Oprah!

OMG did everybody like send everybody a link to those damn coupons?? I got email from 17 people with a link to those.. wtf??

They smarted up last night! At work today I was going to send my co-workers the link, and I noticed they completely changed it up. Now you have to download some "coupon printing" software to print the coupon, and obviously it keeps track of how many you print. (It now always says maximum of 4 coupons can be printed.)

BUT HAH fuckers. I was ready for that.

I downloaded the PDF itself of the coupon last night before they had that bullshittery, and I just e-mailed that to my co-workers.

The grilled chicken is pretty tasty.

I dont like KFC

They smarted up last night! At work today I was going to send my co-workers the link, and I noticed they completely changed it up. Now you have to download some "coupon printing" software to print the coupon, and obviously it keeps track of how many you print. (It now always says maximum of 4 coupons can be printed.)

BUT HAH fuckers. I was ready for that.

I downloaded the PDF itself of the coupon last night before they had that bullshittery, and I just e-mailed that to my co-workers.

The grilled chicken is pretty tasty.

upload that shit to your site and post it here! i want some free chicken.

I used to work at KFC. Hence it's been 8 years since my last Colonel Sanders experience

Ok, I'm all over it tonight.

I just saw an ad where they said that due to overwhelming demand they had to suspend their free chicken giveaway till later this year. Heh.

Man, I dunno how folks can eat that Dirty Bird stuff.

So I Married An Axe Murderer(colonel sanders scene)

I had KFC for lunch today, actually. Antigua has the best KFC in the world, as far as I've experienced. Today was no different.

I've never eaten at KFC.
Never eat at McDonalds anymore either, or Burger King.
Hm.. We don't eat out a lot.

So what you're saying is you want to buy the suitcase for $40?

Depending on the exchange rate.

So what you're saying is you want to buy the suitcase for $40?

Already mine!  $30!

I'm not even bringing a suitcase WITH me, so that I can just use this to get back!

The suitcase is full of clothes, so you'd have to get rid of the clothes first. And as you can see, there are some pretty odd clothes in there. Including a very limited edition band tee shirt. See that's the reason why I feel I should send it back to him. blah.

ebay.

or Thrift shop.

Easy.

Including a very limited edition band tee shirt.

Pfft limited edition clothing... greatest scam ever.

Nothings limited edition if its mass produced.

Including a very limited edition band tee shirt. See that's the reason why I feel I should send it back to him. blah.

except that you already sold it to someone!

FINE!

hahahaha ...

Thrash is just now "getting it".

Luke didn't even take the suitcase or any of the contents!

Zoomie! You're so witty! 

... and nutz

DEEZ nutz

Doze Nuhtz!

No, it's call FAGALITY.

FIXED, nutz