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"Based on a recipe from about 1700." About 1700. Like, you know, roughly 1700. Give or take. A hundred or two years. Or more, maybe. Actually, to be honest, we just mixed up some shit that we think might taste like you might think mead should taste, maybe? Anyway. Drink this shit.


My ex's suitcase filled with clothes(Read 23762 times)
Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #60 on: April 19, 2009, 02:17:50 AM



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #61 on: April 19, 2009, 02:35:37 AM
You're all bouquet garni.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #62 on: April 19, 2009, 02:37:36 AM
6.    to ornament with fagoting.

Laughing Out Loud!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #63 on: April 19, 2009, 06:25:08 AM
One of my buddies from high school discovered he was gay in college, came out when on exchange in Italy, and began to work at a restaurant called Le Fagotteria. True story. Extremely gay but true story.



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #64 on: April 19, 2009, 09:32:11 AM
Whats so funny about working in a twiggery?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #65 on: April 19, 2009, 09:52:44 AM
FAGGOTS.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #66 on: April 19, 2009, 10:18:33 AM
Whats so funny about working in a twiggery?
You thinking about picking up a job in a twiggery, Zoomie?
...if you think your LAST long-term employer fucked you in the ass on payday...
« Last Edit: April 19, 2009, 10:19:00 AM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #67 on: April 19, 2009, 10:37:27 AM
Speaking of fags, I could really use one right now.  I'm all out, but I'd kill a small child to feel a nice fresh fag on my lips.

Wait, what are we talking about?
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #68 on: April 19, 2009, 01:24:05 PM
Speaking of fags, I could really use one right now.  I'm all out, but I'd kill a small child to feel a nice fresh fag on my lips.
Have you checked in your closet?
After all, that's where tricky found this suitcase in the first place.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2009, 01:24:40 PM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #69 on: April 19, 2009, 04:11:10 PM
And so it all comes full circle.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #70 on: April 19, 2009, 10:19:49 PM
Like Lost Highway by David Lynch!
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #71 on: April 19, 2009, 11:01:25 PM
I might actually need this suitcase.  On the bus back from NYC to DC today, someone took my suitcase and I was left to claim a suitcase full of women's clothes.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #72 on: April 19, 2009, 11:11:20 PM
The suitcase is actually his ex's so I hope that makes it worth more money somehow.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #73 on: April 20, 2009, 07:58:54 AM
Holy fuck he just emailed me after not talking for 3 months. He said I "didn't handle things in the best way". Umm ok. I am an "asshole" afterall.

Which of you guys sent him this thread? I hate you.  :P
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #74 on: April 20, 2009, 08:09:43 AM
Me.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #75 on: April 20, 2009, 08:36:11 AM
Which of you guys sent him this thread? I hate you.  :P

I don't care who it was, he's not getting his stuff back.
If he wanted it, he should have taken it with him/been here for the bidding.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #76 on: April 20, 2009, 09:26:17 AM
Me.

O Rly?

I don't care who it was, he's not getting his stuff back.
If he wanted it, he should have taken it with him/been here for the bidding.

haha. I feel like I should tell him I have it and I'll send it to him. That's what a nice person would do, right?
« Last Edit: April 20, 2009, 09:27:08 AM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #77 on: April 20, 2009, 09:30:16 AM
haha. I feel like I should tell him I have it and I'll send it to him. That's what a nice person would do, right?

You will get the most negative feedback on this transaction ever.  :P
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #78 on: April 20, 2009, 09:44:57 AM
Stick some used panty in it... the more used the better.

Then send it to him.



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #79 on: April 20, 2009, 04:47:47 PM
I dunno, 5 entertaining mins in a walmart parking lot sounds possibly better than $30.

*Insert typical Thrash anal joke here*
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #80 on: April 20, 2009, 05:24:01 PM
*Insert typical nonsensical stupid Danzig reply here*
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #81 on: April 21, 2009, 04:06:39 AM
*Insert Thrash, insulting DMoth after replying to Thrash's reply, (typically a 'gay' joke) here*
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #82 on: April 21, 2009, 04:37:05 AM
Oi, you two, get a room!

*Insert Thrash, into DMoth's rectum*



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #83 on: April 21, 2009, 08:59:56 AM
Insert 6 bottles store brand cough syrup AND Thrash's cock into DMoth.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #84 on: April 21, 2009, 04:52:33 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #85 on: April 27, 2009, 03:49:44 AM
I need to make chicken soon... I love chicken
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #86 on: April 27, 2009, 02:40:15 PM
That's a stuffed, turkey, I think ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #87 on: May 05, 2009, 05:38:46 PM
I make bitchin' cornish hen.

Next time youre here, nick, i'll have the new kitchen and I'll make chicken

then we can make out.



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #88 on: May 05, 2009, 06:14:05 PM
Damn ...
Some guys get all the luck!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: My ex's suitcase filled with clothes Reply #89 on: May 05, 2009, 10:11:50 PM
I'm about to use my Coupon courtesy of Oprah, for a free grilled chicken meal, two sides and a motherfuckin biscuit at KFC.

Only available to print until tomorrow at 11:59pm! You best print that bitch out. See, this is why I am a millionaire in the making.

http://media.oprah.com/sterm/KFC_Coupon_OprahWebsite.pdf