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Deconstructing Joe Cocker on: April 13, 2009, 10:06:44 PM

Watch it all. Better than the SOAD translator...

http://www.elwp.com/Joe%20Cocker.html

Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker Reply #1 on: April 13, 2009, 10:14:30 PM

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was fucking amazing! Even better than Belushi making fun of him on SNL.

To his credit, though, he was probably pretty amazingly intelligible considering just how numb his entire face probably was at the time.

Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker Reply #2 on: April 13, 2009, 10:49:56 PM

This is a message to stay away from the brown acid. You've been warned; but it's your trip.

Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker Reply #3 on: April 13, 2009, 11:03:37 PM

Yeah, you should hear "Larry Fine At Woodstock". That's funny.

« *Last Edit: April 14, 2009, 02:30:14 AM by Drugmoth* »

"Probiotics changed the way I feel now" made me LOL.

Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker Reply #5 on: April 15, 2009, 10:22:23 PM

This didn't get nearly enough praise.

Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker Reply #6 on: April 15, 2009, 10:24:43 PM

Some people are very narrow both in their taste in music and their concept of comedy. It's cool.

Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker Reply #7 on: April 16, 2009, 06:57:14 AM

Oh, I loved it. I just forgot to reply because I was too busy sending it out to people in my gmail address book. It's so great it caused me to finally be able to reconnect with my lesbian cousin in Dallas.

You've reunited a family, Zoomie. No lie.

Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker Reply #8 on: April 16, 2009, 07:21:54 AM

You're patronizing me aren't you? No it's cool. I can take it.

Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker Reply #9 on: April 16, 2009, 07:40:47 AM

I never got Joe Cocker.

I mean WTF was that?

Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker Reply #10 on: April 16, 2009, 08:27:08 AM

Quote from: Zoomie on April 16, 2009, 07:21:54 AM

You're patronizing me aren't you? No it's cool. I can take it.

Funny thing is, I'm actually serious. The lesbian thing has her estranged from most of our redneck family and for a long time she thought I was with them, I guess. I got her E-mail awhile back but she never answered the one or two I sent, until on a whim I added her to the Joe Cocker email spam list, and she replied and added me to her facebook. So yay I'm friends with my lesbian cousin again!

Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker Reply #11 on: April 16, 2009, 08:49:59 AM

Ok cool. Glad I could help.

Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker Reply #12 on: April 16, 2009, 11:34:38 AM

holy fucking hell, that had me cramping. especially the "some guy's dad" and "did a loaf a wonder bread."

Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker Reply #13 on: April 16, 2009, 11:58:26 AM

That was hilarious...hahahaha

Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker Reply #14 on: April 18, 2009, 12:38:32 AM

haha one of my friends sent me this back as a reply. Not as funny as the Joe Cocker one but it has its moments:

misheard lyrics yellow ledbetter pearl jam

« *Last Edit: April 18, 2009, 12:45:29 AM by homeless-joe* »

I wish I could explain James Reyne to you people. Mosh, have you ever made the attempt ? I know I can't remember making a run on it.

Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker Reply #16 on: April 18, 2009, 01:05:18 AM

No, theres no point, if we dont understand him, what hope do they have?

Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker Reply #17 on: April 18, 2009, 04:35:35 PM

Does anyone know where to find the SOAD one? I looked but can't fucking find it anywhere.

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

Hahahahahaha ....
"I got a letter from my friend, Fred ...
I've got leather for my friend, Fred" ...

.... Ellen and Anne?
He was on some strong drugs to see the future ...

« *Last Edit: April 18, 2009, 10:46:48 PM by Zoomie* »

Quote from: FAH-Q on April 18, 2009, 04:35:35 PM

Does anyone know where to find the SOAD one? I looked but can't fucking find it anywhere.

No luck. It was hilarious. Chop Suey I think.

I remember the PJ one too. Make me fries LOL

« *Last Edit: April 19, 2009, 01:33:39 AM by Phaedrus* »

Quote from: FAH-Q on April 18, 2009, 04:35:35 PM

Does anyone know where to find the SOAD one? I looked but can't fucking find it anywhere.

I originally got it from a somethingawful thread about misheard lyrics, and had a copy of it for years, but it was one of the things that I lost in the Great Crash of 2005.

Edit: Hey I FOUND IT! http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=13698

I'm better at google than u.

Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker Reply #21 on: April 19, 2009, 01:32:23 AM

My sister still sings the Misfits song Skulls as "I want your soul, I need your soul" even though I told her that THE CORRECT LYRICS ARE IN THE NAME OF THE SONG.

Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker Reply #22 on: April 19, 2009, 04:37:16 AM

"Japamimation" (Botch)
I actually like Botch quite a bit.

Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker Reply #23 on: April 26, 2009, 11:04:59 AM

Quote from: Phaedrus on April 19, 2009, 01:27:52 AM

Edit: Hey I FOUND IT! http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=13698

I'm better at google than u.

Missed this before... cheers Fuse!

Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker Reply #24 on: April 27, 2009, 10:24:01 AM

you know, it just wasn't as funny as the cocker one.

Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker Reply #25 on: April 27, 2009, 03:16:08 PM

And the Joe Cocker one's not near as funny as this one:

Crazy Indian Video... Buffalaxed!

Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker Reply #26 on: April 27, 2009, 03:38:45 PM

i'm going to have to watch that six or seven times just to take in ALL the lols.

Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker Reply #27 on: April 27, 2009, 09:59:21 PM

George Michael got a tan.

Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker Reply #28 on: April 27, 2009, 10:13:33 PM

you gotta love all those sweet, sexy moves!

Re: Deconstructing Joe Cocker Reply #29 on: April 27, 2009, 10:31:58 PM

I wonder what the tap code is for "I want a bj" in the mens room in a park in India?