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I've had sex with a guy who had a 9 inch sharpie dick and it was very blahhh.  I've also had sex with a guy who had a thick 6 inch dick and it was very ooohhahhhhh.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #60 on: April 14, 2009, 09:38:27 AM
Ok then, do we really need people here who'll fuck Dylan?

I'm scared of anyone who would wanna fuck me right now. 
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #61 on: April 14, 2009, 09:39:22 AM
Good answer, boy
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #62 on: April 14, 2009, 09:40:49 AM
calling anyone "boy" is hilarious



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #63 on: April 14, 2009, 09:41:00 AM
Just tellin the truth.  I just want people to do drugs with me at the mo'.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #64 on: April 14, 2009, 09:41:57 AM
Whacho doon wit dat Chinee girl? Don'tchoo backtalk me, boy!
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #65 on: April 14, 2009, 09:43:31 AM
Brings tears to my eyes every time because I can HEAR you saying it.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #66 on: April 14, 2009, 10:11:33 AM
Geek! I wanna touch your thigh....
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #67 on: April 14, 2009, 11:24:35 AM
I wanna touch your eyelid.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #68 on: April 14, 2009, 11:26:58 AM
I want to touch your brain. With a machete.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #69 on: April 14, 2009, 03:00:12 PM
Underclass, i want you to know that I dig red heads that dig my thighs




Re: Current Thoughts Reply #70 on: April 14, 2009, 03:06:01 PM
I'm bald, but am willing to paint/tattoo my head red.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #71 on: April 14, 2009, 03:07:15 PM
Yeah but she ignores redheads who dig her feet.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #72 on: April 14, 2009, 03:11:52 PM
hahahahaha                                                                                                                      (naaa, i dont remember that "in" joke.)
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #73 on: April 14, 2009, 05:22:50 PM
Haha god, so true. FUck him. Shamwow dude too.

He's in prison for beating up his wife ...

Is that really your husband Sarah? If so hi Sarah's husband!

All these new people are scaring me. I am scared. Somebody hold me.

Last night C and I decided that from now on we are going to do the opposite of what our natural insticts tell us because we have been wrong about everything so far. This theory is based on the show Seinfeld, the specific episode is called The Opposite. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Opposite

So far it's probably the best decision I've ever made!

So now I CAN fuck you?
Sa-WEET!

You need to see "Yes Man" ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #74 on: April 14, 2009, 05:32:41 PM
Haha god, so true. FUck him. Shamwow dude too.

He's in prison for beating up his wife ...

Is that really your husband Sarah? If so hi Sarah's husband!

All these new people are scaring me. I am scared. Somebody hold me.

Last night C and I decided that from now on we are going to do the opposite of what our natural insticts tell us because we have been wrong about everything so far. This theory is based on the show Seinfeld, the specific episode is called The Opposite. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Opposite

So far it's probably the best decision I've ever made!

So now I CAN fuck you?
Sa-WEET!

You need to see "Yes Man" ....



it's better than that. he's in prison for beating up a hooker.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #75 on: April 14, 2009, 05:36:05 PM
The crime-scene pics and mugshots were pretty funny.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #76 on: April 14, 2009, 05:37:03 PM
i guffawed AND snorted at the blow by blows....



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #77 on: April 14, 2009, 05:51:04 PM
I love Billy Mays and the Shamwow guy. Everything I hate at first sight on TV I end up loving. The good commercials fade with time and get overdone until they suck, but the shit poor commercials become funny with age. I remember commercials I've hated from the past way better than ones I loved.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #78 on: April 14, 2009, 05:52:31 PM
"you're gonna love my nuts"
"life is hard, there's enough to cry about"

i love that guy.


and billy mays with the hand thing and the impeccably groomed beard. lovely. only men can do shit that bad/good.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #79 on: April 14, 2009, 05:57:02 PM
i love the sham wow's ever changing North Eastern accent



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #80 on: April 14, 2009, 05:58:10 PM
According to The Smoking Gun charges have been dropped.

Go Vince!

PS: Vince is using proceeds from selling his TV junk to wage war against the Church of Scientology. If that's not a reason to buy his shit one doesn't exist.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #81 on: April 14, 2009, 05:59:01 PM
and his creepy pointy face. i wonder how his tongue is doing. WTH? why'd she bite his tongue and not let go? maybe she really hated his commercials.

and i totally agree on the scientology war. i thought those anon kids were a hoot.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #82 on: April 14, 2009, 06:00:09 PM
You see that shit? Kyle shouldn't have left.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #83 on: April 14, 2009, 06:01:08 PM
What happened?

Where's eitje with his keen reference ability



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #84 on: April 14, 2009, 06:07:48 PM
If you can't beat the shit out of an ugly hooker for biting your tongue, what's left?

What's left?
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #85 on: April 14, 2009, 06:09:46 PM
Politics.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #86 on: April 14, 2009, 06:10:02 PM
bitch didn't get paid.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #87 on: April 14, 2009, 06:29:34 PM
What happened?

Where's eitje with his keen reference ability

He was into the anon thing. His ex-roommate is a scientomologist.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #88 on: April 14, 2009, 06:32:25 PM
Wait, what happened about what?

If you mean why Vince is pissed at Scientology it's because they invested in a movie he made (Underground Comedy Movie) and once they found out how not funny it was they held a "trial" and declared him an incompetent buffoon. Then they told everybody who was a Scientologist not to work with him (and Hollywood's full of them) and he says that in turn cost him a ton of money.

So now he's suing them.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #89 on: April 14, 2009, 06:36:18 PM
I need to see that movie ...

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He beat up a hooker.
What else are you supposed to do with one?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')